Scooby-Doo! Adventures: The Mystery Map

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Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred.

Ah. Looking good, Freddy.

You too, Freddy.

Thanks.

- And so am I. Oh.

- Oh!

[BOTH LAUGH]

VELMA:

Come on, Velma.

Hmm...

This data has to compute. Let's see.

Independent variables. Unit analysis.

It all adds up. Thought so.

Hmm.

What is this?

Line up for inspection!

That's better.

Thank you.

[LINE RINGS]

Yes, I'd like a double extra-large pizza,

please.

Triple, Shaggy.

Make that a triple extra-large pizza with

peanut butter, potato chips, pickles...

- And Scooby Snacks.

- And Scooby Snacks.

- Great call, Scoob.

- Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

How fast can you get here?

[BELL DINGS]

- Wow. Like, that is fast, Scoob.

- Really fast.

Hi. A yo-ho-hoo

and a Pirate Pizza delivery for you.

SHAGGY:

Like, thanks, Stu.

- And keep the change.

- Unh!

Ahoy, mateys. Enjoy.

[GRUNTS]

Like, voil. Ha, ha.

- Pizza.

- I'm starving.

What kind?

VELMA, DAPHNE & FRED:

Ew.

- Gross.

- I'll pass.

- Definitely pass.

- Like, suit yourself.

- Just more for me and Scoob.

- Yeah, yeah.

[SHAGGY GIGGLES]

SHAGGY:
Cheers, Scoob.

SCOOBY:
Cheers, Shaggy.

The salty peanut-butter taste really

complements the other flavors nicely, Scoob.

Hmm?

SHAGGY:
Hey, it sort of looks

like an old treasure map.

SCOOBY:

Treasure map?

Like, we didn't order any treasure map

in our pizza.

Let me see.

Wow!

This map is said to lead to the fortune

of Gnarlybeard the pirate.

Like, who's Gnarlybeard the pirate?

He was a villainous scalawag

who sailed the seas a long time ago.

Start flashback, please.

Gnarlybeard the pirate sailed

the seven seas, conquering, pillaging...

...and looting for years with his maniacal

sidekick, Ye Phantom Parrot.

SHAGGY:

Phantom?

VELMA:
A huge, menacing parrot

with a terrifying squawk.

[SQUAWKS]

VELMA:
Gnarlybeard the pirate

was equally as frightening.

Gnarlybeard's beard

was so nasty and nauseating...

...that its foul stench

would knock people unconscious...

...so he could steal from them.

As they sailed away you could hear

Ye Phantom Parrot's creepy bird call...

...echoing through the night.

And it is said that his biggest treasure

was never found.

Until now, gang.

This map leads to that treasure.

I wonder what's in it?

Diamonds? Emeralds?

Scooby Snacks?

[BELL DINGS]

GANG:

Huh?

[SQUAWKS]

[ALL SCREAM]

[GRUNTING]

[SQUAWKS]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[SQUAWKS]

[VELMA & DAPHNE GASP]

He's got the map. I'm going in.

Give me back that map, buster.

[SQUAWKS]

[GRUNTS]

Huh?

Hey, bird brain.

Look what you did to our wall.

- We've gotta get that map back.

- It's the only way to find the treasure.

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

Come on, guys. We've got a bird to follow.

Like, one time, Velma,

I'd love to hear you say:

"Let's stay here

and eat some grub and chill out."

- Me too.

SHAGGY:
Whoa!

VELMA:
These footprints

are most definitely the parrot's.

There is absolutely no doubt about it.

See, three digits pointing forward,

the hallux pointing to the back.

I'd rather my footprints be pointing back

to the clubhouse, Scoob.

SCOOBY:
Me too.

SHAGGY:
Ha, ha.

Keep your eyes and ears open

for any sign of the parrot.

- Like, what did she say, Scoob?

- Shaggy? Shaggy?

[BOTH LAUGH]

Come on, you guys.

Stop goofing around.

We gotta find other clues.

Uh, we sure do,

especially since the footprints stop here.

Impossible. Footprints don't just disappear.

Let me have a look.

Hmm.

It looks to me like the footprints

have disappeared.

- Brilliant deduction, Fredward.

- Why, thank you.

Well, looks like the bird

flew the coop, gang.

Oh, well, we tried.

Ah! Ew! What's that?

Jinkies, it's a clue.

Is it, like, blood?

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

No, it's not blood, you scaredy-cats.

BOTH:

Meow. Meow. Meow.

I need to get this analyzed right away.

Take this to the lab, Dewayne.

Well, it looks like Ye Phantom Parrot

went in there.

Step aside, gang. I'll take the lead here.

Follow me.

[THUD]

DAPHNE:
Freddy!

- Just watch out for that first cave wall.

It hurts.

[VELMA SIGHS]

- After you, Scoob.

- After you, Shaggy.

- No, no, no, after you.

- After you, Shaggy.

- No, I insist.

- After-after you, Shaggy.

VELMA:
Come on, you wimps.

SCOOBY:
Oh!

- Like, stay close, Scoob.

- I will. I will.

[SCREAMS]

What? Is it Ye Phantom Parrot?

No. I just got my shoes dirty.

And they're my favs.

[DAPHNE SIGHS]

Hey, more of these red splotches.

What are they?

[WHEEZING NEARBY]

And what's that noise?

And what's that thing?

[DAPHNE GASPS]

[SHAGGY WHIMPERS]

It's Ye Phantom Parrot!

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

Huh?

I am Dr. Escobar,

world-famous archeologist.

What are you doing here?

- Well, uh, you see, I... They...

Uh, that is, we. - Hello.

- Hello.

- Hmph!

Shirley, these youngsters

are trying to steal...

...my most important

archeological discovery ever.

- Really?

- Like, no, we're not.

Mm-mm.

We're here looking for something else, sir.

I mean, ma'am, promise.

- Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

- Okay.

Just one word of advice, then.

[BOTH GULP]

Stay out of my way in this cave!

[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]

"Stay out of my way in this cave."

That's way more than one word.

- That's more like seven.

- Actually eight.

ESCOBAR:
Shirley!

- Bye-bye.

That Dr. Escobar wasn't so nice.

No, but that Shirley sure was cute,

and her perfume smelled terrific.

- Freddy!

- What?

We need to get back to why we're here:

To find Ye Phantom Parrot.

VELMA:
Mm-hm.

- Yes.

[STAMMERS]

I don't think we need to find him anymore.

ALL:

Why?

Because Ye Phantom Parrot found us.

[SQUAWKS]

ALL:

Run!

Shh.

Shh.

Shh.

[SQUAWKS]

[SHADOW ROARS]

[PARROT SCREAMS]

[BOTH GIGGLING]

[ALL PANTING]

Like, I think we lost that beefed-up bird.

Yeah, but we lost the map again.

Jinkies.

What is it, Velma?

VELMA:

Look, I found another clue, a bicycle.

- Like, what's that doing here?

- I don't know.

Guys, guys, guys.

I think I see a way out. Look.

SHAGGY:
The faster I get out

of this creepy cave, the better.

Come on.

[PARROT SQUAWKS IN DISTANCE]

Looks like we're not getting out of here

any time soon.

[ALL SIGH]

Wait, let me see. Hmm.

Nope, looks like we're not getting

out of here any time soon.

- Thank you for that observation.

- You're welcome.

[SCOOBY SIGHS]

- Push, Scooby! Push.

- I am. I am.

Heads up, gang. I'll get us out of this.

Twenty-four, six, blue 72.

BOTH [CHANTING]:

Freddy. Freddy. Freddy.

- Freddy. Freddy. Freddy.

- Green 24, hike, hike, hike.

[GRUNTS]

Touchdown.

There's no other way out of here.

[BOTH SOBBING]

Like, I don't wanna be stuck in here forever.

There's nothing to eat in here.

[BOTH SOBBING]

But, Scooby, there is one thing

to eat in here.

How about busting us out of here

for a Scooby Snack?

Scooby Snacks. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

DAPHNE:

Catch.

[GRUNTS]

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

DAPHNE:
Yeah, Scooby!

FRED:
Scooby ball.

I hope I brought my A game. Unh.

No gutter ball.

[GIGGLES]

Strike! Ha, ha!

FRED:
Yes!

DAPHNE:
Way to go, Scoob.

Way to go, Scooby.

[PARROT SQUAWKS IN DISTANCE]

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