Scooby-Doo! And Kiss: Rock and Roll Mystery Page #2

And party every day

I wanna rock 'n' roll all night

And party every day

I wanna rock 'n' roll all night

And party every day

You keep saying you'll be mine for a while

You're looking fancy and I like your style

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

And you show us everything you've got

Baby, baby, it's quite a lot

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You keep on shouting

You keep on shouting

I wanna rock 'n' roll all night

And party every day

I wanna rock 'n' roll all night

And party every day

I wanna rock 'n' roll all night

And party every day

I wanna rock 'n' roll all night

And party every day

Come on, guys,

these special effects cost money.

I told you, you can't use them

every time you make an entrance.

Like, wow, ha-ha-ha, it's KISS.

- In person.

- And in the flesh.

"In the flesh" is the same as "in person."

Basically, you have just said

the same thing twice.

How can we help, little lady?

Actually we're here to help you.

We're mystery solvers.

That's funny. So are we.

Wait. You're the ones they called for help?

Yeah. They wanted the best,

they got the best.

But, like, you're a rock band.

Every band needs a hobby.

The Ascot Five would welcome our help.

Well, I guess we're no

Ascot Five, so scram.

Yeah? Well, amusement-park mysteries

happen to be our specialty.

We solved the "Foul Play in Funland" case,

stopped the Roller Ghoster in his tracks...

...and captured the monster

of Our Lady of Mercy's parking lot.

I guess that was more of a street fair.

That's cute,

but we solve mysteries on a cosmic level.

What does that mean?

It means we don't need your help.

Now, hold on, guys.

Let's not be hasty.

- What?

- Really?

Not again.

You know how the eye sees everything.

Well, I just caught a

glimpse of the future.

Yeah, and I bet the future is a redhead.

Ha-ha. You bet. I mean, in a way.

Don't ask me how or why...

...but I think we're going to need

these kids to catch that witch.

You're kidding. They're just humans.

Not even all of them.

I know, but the eye never lies.

- I guess they're okay.

- If you think so, Starchild.

I do not like this.

On second thought,

we've decided you can help.

That's great.

I guess the first question is:

Who is this witch everyone's talking about?

Give me rock!

Obviously you've done this before.

Get out of my locker!

But it's so cozy.

Give me rock!

It's like she's searching for something.

And I'm going to guess

that something is a rock.

Do you think you could show us

around the park?

I'd like to see the places

where the witch has been.

No problem. Right, fellas?

Count me out.

The Demon needs to feed the beast.

Did he say, "beast"?

He means his stomach.

Heh-heh.

Then my beast is growling too.

How about yours, bud?

Heh. My beast is starving.

Like, catch you later.

It's beast-feeding time.

I'm ready for that tour now. Heh-heh.

If by "tour,"

you mean "begin the investigation."

Let's hit it, fellow mystery solvers.

I guess I'll see you out there.

Guys, these special effects cost money.

Just think, Scooby-Doo,

a million fast-food stands just for us.

It's like carbohydrate heaven.

The Demon.

Nice and toasty.

Like, wow, I wonder how he does that.

Man, if we could breathe fire,

we could pop our own popcorn.

Yeah.

Come on, we gotta get past him.

Dude, you sure you know

where you're going?

Yeah. Cheeseburgers straight ahead.

Yoinks!

Like, sorry, Mr. Demon.

Scooby didn't mean it.

He was afraid of your dragon boot.

I don't suppose you could wear

an open-toed demon sandal?

That was close.

Could've been worse.

We could've been on the menu. Heh-heh.

Come on, Scooby-Doo.

If we can't eat, at least we can go

on some rides, ha-ha-ha, right?

Right.

I have to say, this is some amusement park.

Thanks. We each took a section

and designed it ourselves.

There's my Brimstone Barbeque,

the hottest ride in the park.

Like, that was well done.

Yeah, and so are we.

And my Electric Alley.

This ride gets my volt.

It's shocking.

Don't forget my Whirling Wildcats.

And my Dynasty Star Ferris Wheel. Whoo!

A great place to view with KISS binoculars,

only $24.99.

- What's that ride?

- That's our most wicked ride of all...

...the Destroyer.

But it's closed to the public.

The Crimson Witch scared

a couple of repairmen on it tonight.

It looks pretty terrifying.

Not if you were with me, darling.

- Brother.

- Fred.

I'm sorry, Velma,

but I can't compete with Starchild.

You don't need to.

Remember, underneath all that makeup

is just a regular guy...

...who puts his pants

on like everyone else.

KISS costume change, activate.

Come on.

Relax, Fred.

I think this was all pre-planned.

You're right. It was a dress rehearsal

for tonight's show.

- Good test run, fellas.

- This isn't getting us anywhere.

We need to be doing our own investigation.

All right, Demon, I hear you.

Hey, guys, we're gonna take a break.

Hi, I'm Shandi Strutter.

KISS'S head techie.

- Hi, I'm Velma, and this is Fred and Daphne.

- Nice to meet you.

So you're responsible

for the band's stage effects?

Most of them, yeah.

The guys like to put on a show.

You don't have to tell me.

- Heh-heh.

- Daphne's a fan.

Um, KISS doesn't have fans, Freddie.

They're called the KISS Army.

I prefer the Ascot Five, myself.

- Do they have an army?

- It's more of an all-volunteer...

...international organization

of enthusiastic youths.

- Cool.

- As in lame.

Good deal finding

that ice cream stand, Scoob.

We'll have this case licked in no time.

Ha-ha-ha.

Yeah. Licked.

Dude, maybe we should investigate

the Rockin' Flume.

"Your tongue must be this long

to ride this ride."

Hey-

Looks like your tongue's long enough

to get us both on this ride. Heh-heh.

It's like the perfect park day.

No lines, no operators.

Aah! Pyew.

Like, what died in here?

Give me rock!

Scoob, look, it's KISS!

Whoa! KISS is super buff.

You'll never stop me.

We heard the commotion.

Are you guys okay?

Hey, man, heh-heh...

...did anyone catch the license

plate number on that witch?

Poor Scooby and Shaggy.

They're still out.

Pardon me, Chip McGhoo, KISS road manager,

executive officer of merchandise.

These KISS smelling salts work twice

as fast and they're only $15.95.

They're still not coming around.

- Sorry. No refunds.

- I think I might have the solution.

Try this churro I grabbed

from the concession stand.

Aah!

- Hey, man.

- Hi, Shaggy.

How do you feel?

I feel like a couple more churros.

How about you, Scooby-Doo?

Yeah. And doughnuts too.

How about some KISS Kakes?

Now with Spaceman sprinkles.

- What happened?

- Well, first we got some ice cream...

...which Scooby-Doo licked away from me.

Yummy, yummy, yummy.

Then there was this smell

and the stinky witch...

...and all this running and music

and spinning and then...

And then...

Like, they saved us.

KISS and their super powers.

That's right, KISS has super powers.

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