Scooby-Doo! And WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

Start your engine

Turn the key

The starting line's

the place to be

'Cause the gang's all here

To solve the mystery

All the good people

better keep the pace

Pedal to the metal

till you win the race

There's nothing less

Only victory

So, let's go!

And shift to overdrive

Let's roll

The toughest will survive

Let's go!

And shift to overdrive

Let's roll!

The toughest will survive

Whoa!

You wanna be strong

then you put up a fight

Either way, the dealer

keeps you up all night

Or you spin your wheels

till you're all right

So, let's go!

And shift to overdrive

Let's roll!

The toughest will survive

Let's go!

And shift to overdrive

Let's roll!

The toughest will survive

Oh

ANNOUNCER:
Your favorite

WWE Superstars...

Cutting-edge technology...

Who will survive

WWE's Muscle Moto X

Off Road Challenge?

(GULPING)

(LAUGHING) This is awesome!

(CHUCKLING) Yeah, so awesome!

Welcome back, folks.

I'm Michael Cole

and today, we bring you,

live, the final broadcast

of qualifying

for the WWE Muscle Moto X.

Today's time-trial

will determine

the starting order tomorrow

for this extreme road race

and its $1 million prize.

Scoob, can you do something

about the reception?

I think so.

Hmm...

MICHAEL:
Back at

the starting line,

we've got Too Awesome

rounding out another leg

of the time-trial.

SHAGGY:
Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES)

I forgot we were right here!

MICHAEL:
Close behind

is the Celtic Cruiser

fighting to take the lead.

-(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYS)

-(BULLHORN)

ALL:
Ole!

Ole!

A good run by Los Matadores

in the Pamplona Especial.

They'll be near the front

for the first leg

of this three-day race.

(BELL DINGS)

Wrench.

We're in last place, Rusev.

They think you drive

like a pierogi vendor.

But they are in for a surprise

when superior power

of Moscow Express

conquers these

pathetic Superstars.

Rusev crush competition!

Yes, and all it will take

is Russian ingenuity.

MICHAEL:
Going to the pits

in the Celtic Cruiser.

Sheamus, the Celtic Warrior,

does not seem pleased

with the brothers

Goldust and Stardust

at present.

Will you get inside?

You're making us look

dead ridiculous!

We must purify our auras

in the light

of the setting star.

(INHALING DEEPLY)

Its cosmic illumination

reveals the path

to our destiny.

(HISSING)

MICHAEL:
The Too Awesome

is pummeling this time-trial

course with power and style

that can only come

from a pair of WWE champions.

Just look at 'em,

-tackling these

jumps and turns.

-(CHEERING)

Just like they take down

their competition in the ring.

These two Superstars

are on fire today!

(GRUNTING) Careful, sweetie.

Precious cargo.

Oh, of course, Miz.

I'd never wanna

injure my teammate

and new best friend.

Good girl.

Wait, was that sarcasm?

Despite all the rumored

friction between Paige

and her teammate, The Miz,

their car, the Too Awesome,

could be a real contender.

BOY:
One D.C. Pretzel, please.

I should be studying

about ancient Sumerian traps,

but these high-tech

racecars, oh!

They're just so interesting.

-(ENGINE REVVING)

-(SHOUTING) And loud, too!

MAN:
Uh, let's see.

I would like Skinny Man's

Dead Meat On a Bun, please.

Our most popular item.

Excellent choice.

(CHUCKLES) Hey, Scoob.

One more DM on a B, ASAP.

A-okay.

(CHUCKLING)

You guys are a hit! Good job.

More like, great job!

Mr. McMahon said

we can have all

the food we can eat!

(LAUGHING)

And we get the best seats in

the house to watch the race!

Yeah!

(IMITATING REVVING ENGINE)

(COUGHING)

(CHUCKLING)

Mmm...

MICHAEL:
Ladies and gentlemen.

A surprise guest

has just arrived

at the broadcast booth.

The Chairman and CEO

of WWE himself,

Mr. McMahon.

What gave you the idea

for this extraordinary event?

Actually, Michael,

my talented

daughter Stephanie,

thought up Muscle Moto X.

She carries forward

the grand family tradition

of new and exciting

sports entertainment.

It's three days, three races

and 300 times the action

of any off-road race

you have ever seen.

Who's your favorite to win?

Perhaps The Authority,

with your daughter, Stephanie,

and her husband, Triple H?

(LAUGHING)

With all the work she has

back at WWE,

Stephanie's got

no time for racing.

(THE GAME PLAYING)

(BEEPING)

ANNOUNCER:
Time for

a Muscle Moto X

instant replay.

For current

first-place qualifier,

the Company Car,

driven by The Authority,

Triple H and

Stephanie McMahon.

It's all about the game

and how you play it

All about control

and if you can take it

All about your debt

and if you can pay it

It's all about pain

and who's gonna make it

BOTH:
Yeah!

We're just that good!

Ha!

No one can challenge

The Authority,

and no one can

challenge a McMahon.

(GRUMBLING)

Um, I thought you said

she wasn't competing.

This interview is over.

Like, here you go.

Our Super Duper Scooby Dooby

Sub Sandwiches

on the house!

Or on the truck. (CHUCKLES)

Like, Scoob, we gotta go.

The Undertaker's up next.

Are you fans

of The Phenom, too?

Like, Phenom-enal fans!

(CHUCKLING)

MICHAEL:
The Too Awesome

crosses the finish line,

currently in

the second-place position.

Too Awesome, indeed.

Boy, these D.C. Pretzels

are great!

Wonder what the "D.C."

stands for.

Delicious and Crunchy!

It stands for Deadman's Curve.

See, it's part of the race.

These pretzels copy the road

right down

to where it crumbled away.

Deadman's Curve? (WHIMPERING)

Gulp!

Like, how can something

so tasty be so scary?

Yeah. Scary-licious.

Did you know,

the Legendmobile

has a 7.0-liter engine

that puts out 600 horsepower

and can do 0 to 60

in four seconds?

Uh-oh.

I'm becoming a gearhead.

This could cut

into my trap studies.

Oh, Fred.

(BELL TOLLS)

(BOTH LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)

-Like, I know that music!

-Yeah.

BOTH:
It's, it's, it's

the legend!

It's the legend!

ANNOUNCER:

Now approaching

the starting line

in the Legendmobile,

WWE legends

Dusty Rhodes

and the Undertaker.

-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

-Whoo! Dusty Rhodes!

(GROWLING)

I thought you guys

were Undertaker fans.

We are. When he's on TV.

-But in real life...

-He's scary!

Boom! Fans at trackside

are exploding

at the arrival

of these two WWE legends.

This is Kofi Kingston,

reporting from the field.

Back to you, Michael.

And, you're out.

Excellent. This may be

my best production yet.

Even better

than Tornado Divers,

or Tsunami Surfing.

I'm just happy to be a part

of the action, Mr. Qualls.

Oh, you're gonna be right

in the thick of it, Kofi.

Just wait and see.

You're talking to the guy

who pitched holding

the Olympics in a hurricane!

(ENGINE REVVING)

The American Dream

and the unstoppable force.

Let's bury the competition.

And they're off!

What acceleration!

They've passed

the first marker

two-tenths of a second faster

than the Company Car.

There's a good reason why

the Undertaker and Rhodes

are the favorites.

Let me tell you what.

We gonna make it

to the pay window.

(GROWLING)

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