Scooby-doo! Curse Of The Lake Monster Page #2

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- Relaxing.

Glad to hear it, boy.

Now, come on, let's go get some--

Oh, hello, Velma.

- How was your day?

- Fine, I guess.

Oh, really? Like, mine was fine too.

It's crazy

how much we have in common, huh?

Oh, boy.

So, guys, my uncle invited us

to the opening night reception.

- What do you say?

- Awesome.

- How about a dip in the pool first?

- Sounds great.

Oh, like, that sounds like a real rager.

What do you think, V?

Perhaps I'll rendezvous

with everyone later.

Since we arrived, I've been eager

to survey the indigenous flora and fauna.

Oh, hey. Wait up.

So you say there's both flora and fauna

out there, huh?

When was the last time you heard

those two things in the same sentence?

Shaggy, did you know

Lake Erie is the warmest...

...and most biologically productive

of the Great Lakes?

Not to mention

the eleventh largest lake in the world.

Oh, wow.

I could listen to you talk like that

for hours.

Are you really interested

in this stuff, Shaggy?

I've never known you to be,

well, intellectually curious.

Oh, I'm curious

about a lot of things, Velma.

Like....

Like people and relationships...

...and relationships between people.

Hey.

Hey, Shaggy,

you're gonna love this factoid.

Lake Erie has been gradually rising

over the last few hundred years.

That means beneath

all of these rock formations...

...there are miles

of underwater caves.

- Get out of town.

- No, really.

You can tell

by the variegated sedimentary striations.

Oh, would you look at that.

I've never seen irrigated rudimentary

claymations like that before.

Hey, Velma, yesterday at the van....

Uh....

Jinkies.

Look at this, Shaggy.

I think it might actually

be a moonstone.

They're very rare.

You know,

the Native Americans believed...

...they held this mystical connection

with the moon, thereby the name.

Look at how it glows.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

It sure is.

Almost as beautiful as your eyes.

- Oh, Shaggy.

- Oh, Velma.

Oh, Shaggy, I think I'm gonna be sick.

- What? Oh, Velma, are you all right?

- I'm fine.

I just feel really nauseous

all of a sudden.

Like, you better sit down.

- Here, let me help.

- No, it's okay.

I'm just gonna go back to the room

and lie down for a little while.

Oh, okay.

I think she likes me.

Oy vay.

Well, I'll catch you out there

on the links, huh?

Oh.

Senator. I'm so glad

you could make it.

Oh, how could I ever say no

to my biggest contributor?

- How about a photograph?

- Yes.

- Good thing I dressed up, hey, Scoob?

- Yeah.

Hey, Shagg, Scoob. Where's Velma?

Oh. Uh, heh.

Uh, she got sick all of a sudden.

But it was totally natural causes...

...and not revulsion

at the very thought of me.

Okay.

- Hey, Scoob, check out the buffet.

- Ooh.

Now, if you don't mind,

one from my best side.

One more.

This will be good in my scrapbook.

Perfect.

Like, who ordered the pea soup?

Sorry, everyone.

I'm sure it's just a little minor glitch

with one of our generators.

I'll just--

What the heck is that?

- Fred?

- I don't know either, Daph.

Lake monster.

Excuse me, I don't recall

having seen your name on the guest list.

That thing can't be real, can it?

I don't know, but I'm not

getting close enough to find out.

Hi.

No, please.

Please, everyone...

...I'm sure there's a logical explanation

as to what's going on.

We'll just tidy up the tent...

...and, you know,

we'll just continue the party.

Everyone-- Oh, senator, senator.

- Give me the keys, I'll get it myself.

- Just go without him.

My goodness.

Why do I have the feeling

I missed something rather significant?

It was the lake monster.

The lake monster of Erie Pointe.

It was horrifying, terrifying,

scariest thing I've ever seen in my life.

On a more personal note,

how are you feeling, Velma?

- Did you just say the lake monster?

- Yeah.

You can't be serious.

Oh, my guests sure seemed to think

it was serious.

Look at this, not even day one...

...and half of them

have canceled their memberships.

If somebody doesn't figure out

what's going on here quickly...

...it's gonna be a very short summer

for all of us.

Guys, we have to do something.

We can't afford to lose these jobs.

Oh, no.

No, no, no.

- You guys thinking what I'm thinking?

- No.

- Come on.

- Guys, please, don't--

Here we go again.

Uncle Thorny.

We just wanna let you know

not to worry.

Not only did you hire summer help...

...you also hired the best supernatural

detectives in the tristate area.

- I did?

- That's right.

And I know just where to start too.

With Elmer Uggins,

the person who's taken...

...the only known photo

of the lake monster.

Heh. Would you look at that.

Our first suspect just happens to be

the keeper of a creepy old lighthouse.

You know, just once...

...I wish we found a mystery

that started in a cheery futon showroom.

What?

Futons offer far more support

than traditional mattresses.

Well, looks like the light's on

but nobody's home.

Isn't this the part when we normally

split up and search for clues?

I'll go with Velma. Ha.

Come on. It'll be fun.

Okay. Come on, Daph.

Oh, Velma, what is that sweet fragrance

you're wearing?

Bug and tick repellent.

Well, it certainly isn't repelling me.

It sure is a lovely night, huh?

I've always enjoyed

strolling beneath a full moon.

Werewolves notwithstanding,

of course.

I too enjoy walking

by the light of the silvery moon.

Heh, heh, heh.

Yeah, that's a good one.

Wait, where's the funny?

- Oh. "By the Light of the Silvery Moon"?

- Yeah.

It's just an old vaudevillian ditty.

But I must confess,

I do have a soft spot for it.

Like, wait, I think I do know that one.

- By the light

- Not the dark, but the light

- Of the silvery moon

- Not the sun, but the moon

- I wanna spoon

- Not broom, but spoon

To my honey I'll croon love's tune

- Honeymoon

- Honeymoon, honeymoon

- Keep a-shining in June

- Keep a-shining in June

Your silvery beams

Will bring love's dreams

We'll be cuddling soon

By the light of the silvery

- Moon

- Moon

Act one, scene new

Act two

Me, you

Let's go

New tune

- By the light

- Not the dark, but the light

- Of the silvery moon

- Not the sun, but the moon

- I wanna spoon

- Not broom, but spoon

- To my honey I'll croon

- Croon! Five, six

- By the moon

- By the moon, by the moon

- Keep it shining in June

- Keep it shining in June

Your silvery beams

Will bring love's dreams

- We'll be cuddling soon

- We'll be cuddling soon

By the silvery moon

Hey, Fred, you don't think Shaggy

could have a crush on Velma, do you?

Not unless she turned into

a steaming bowl of chili cheese fries.

- Why?

- I don't know, it's just...

...he's been acting really goofy lately.

Even for Shaggy.

And he's been following Velma around

like a puppy dog.

Actually, that would explain

why he's been asking me...

...all those questions about dating.

But I guess he didn't take my advice.

Advice? Wait, Fred, what advice?

Um, Velma, that wasn't what I thought

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