Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy Page #3

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what this little man says.

It's hard to leave a

giant burger behind,

but... ha ha ha...

Like where's your car?

(EVIL LAUGH)

(SNAP, WHINNY)

So, Mr. guy who's driving

us down a deserted road

to no one knows where, we

didn't quite catch your name.

Me Iago.

All generations Von Dinkensteins

have hunchback for servant.

Bad posture bring good luck.

Iago, you must know

the family history.

Why does the ghost of the

baron wear that metal mask?

Legend say on stormy

November night,

baron work on his experiment.

He been collecting parts

for project many months

from zoo cemetery,

harbor...

And less savory places.

He find creatures, mutants,

cobble together.

He was forced to finally

give life to creation.

(RUMBLING)

(ROARING, BELLOWING)

But much to baron Von

Dinkenstein's chagrin,

the villagers became apprised

of what he was about to do.

They feared the worst...

That such a creature,

assembled from parts discarded,

would not know

compassion or empathy

and have only the capacity

for wanton destruction.

The villagers put an end to both

the doctor and his abomination.

So the monster was destroyed

and the baron's face

permanently disfigured.

Aah!

That is why he wore the metal mask.

But before he died years later,

he vowed revenge

and cursed the entire town

for all eternity!

(THUNDER)

Oh, like eternity, huh?

Ho ho ho, that's a long time.

Wait. A minute ago you

spoke in grunts and ughs.

When did you become so loquacious?

Uhh... Iago no understand

brainy girl words. Mm...

(THUNDER)

(CREAK, DOOR CLOSES)

(FOOTSTEPS)

(CREAK, DOOR CLOSES)

(FOOTSTEPS)

(CREAK, DOOR CLOSES)

(FOOTSTEPS)

(CREAK, DOOR CLOSES)

(CARRIAGE APPROACHING)

- Whoa!

- (HORSE NICKERS)

Get a load of this grill, Scoob.

I wish we had that on the train,

'cause that face could stop a...

(GIGGLES) Ho ho ho,

why, that's... That's

a n-n-nice face.

That's a very, very

nice, nice face.

Good evening, and welcome

to Von Dinkenstein castle.

Ve are so glad to have you.

(LOUD CREAKING)

That's quite a squeak.

I've got some DW-40 in the...

Yeah. Oh, never mind.

For our safety.

Like, what if we want to leave?

Come and find me.

I have the only key.

(MUSICAL CLINKING)

(CLINKING CONTINUES)

(SPLASH)

Now, Von Dinkenstein girl...

Actually, it's Dinkley.

And it's Velma.

And this is Daphne, Fred,

Shaggy, and Scooby.

I am Mrs. Vanders,

the housekeeper here

at castle Von Dinkenstein.

I will show you to your rooms.

Follow closely.

The darkness can be treacherous.

(FLOOR SQUEAKING)

These old floorboards

sure are squeaky.

Unh.

Oh! Dude, it seems like

this place is being

held up with cobwebs.

Ooh ooh ooh.

I hope that is not a comment

on my housekeeping skills.

N-no. No, no, no.

Like, we... we love cobwebs.

Don't we, Scoob?

They're just, uh...

It's just a really...

It's very European.

(CHUCKLES)

Where's inspector crunch's

duster when you need it?

(LAUGHS)

Joke. Von Dinkenstein girl,

did you say something you'd

like to share mit the group?

Nope. Nothing at all.

And again, it's Dinkley,

not Von Dinkenstein.

Hmm.

With all these lights,

your gas bill must be enormous.

Nein. The castle was built

on natural gas resource.

We have all the gas we need.

(GIGGLES) Yes, you do.

(BOTH GIGGLING)

Did you say something?

BOTH:
Nope.

Huh?

(ORGAN PLAYING)

- Aah!

- Yikes!

Like, something invisible's

playing the organ.

The only invisible things

I know of are... ghosts!

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

BOTH:
Oh!

(INDISTINCT)

And it is my favorite song.

This can be your room,

Von Dinkenstein girl.

No! Aah!

It's Dinkley. And I don't

think this will work.

Whoops. That one is certain death.

These doors all look alike.

Perhaps you wish another room?

The ones across the

hall are available.

- (SQUEAKING)

- Aah! Aah!

But we do have bats that tend

to screech around the clock.

I'm sure that would be irritating

if it wasn't being drowned out

by Scooby and Shaggy's

chattering teeth.

(CHATTERING)

Otherwise I'm sure

you'll be comfortable.

Now, let me show you to the

crown jewel of the castle...

(LOUD BOOM)

The laboratory.

My great-great-Uncle certainly

didn't do anything halfway.

Let's get a closer

look at this place.

Ohh! If we get close enough,

will it be behind us?

Ooh hoo hoo hoo...

(THUD)

Look at these notebooks.

(COUGHING)

Ah-choo!

Actually, Scoob and I will

take a closer look...

Inside the freezer for snacks.

Mmm! This is more like it.

Halt! Before you go any further,

I must inform you of two facts.

One... these parts are not food.

They are the parts the baron

rejected for his creature.

Zoinks! And what's the other fact?

That at which you

sit is not a table.

- Aah!

- Aah!

Like, a real-life Frankenstein!

(WHIMPERING)

Just to clarify,

Frankenstein was the

doctor, not the monster.

It's scarier than Frankenstein.

It's a regular franken creep.

(ORGAN PLAYS DIRGE)

That's catchy.

Oh, sometimes I don't

know why I talk at all.

It looks like a hodge-podge

of various monsters.

Part scaly, part

furry, and all ugly.

At least what we can see through

this hazy block of ice is.

Now you can see why I keep the

castle temperature somewhat low.

It can't be real. It can't.

It couldn't be true, could it?

If the monster is real,

then my entire world view

is called into question.

(THUD)

This monster must be a

fake, and I'll prove it.

I'll recreate the baron's supposed

life-imbuing experiment from his own notes.

When the ice is melted and

the experiment fails,

the hoax will be revealed.

My core hypothesis that monsters

are fake will be vindicated.

I don't totally

understand your goal.

But, Velma, you yourself told us

how many of your ancestors

were driven crazy

by this monster obsession.

I am not obsessed!

I am the opposite of obsessed.

I'll be proving

monsters don't exist,

the opposite of what my

ancestors were attempting.

Do I need to define

opposite for you?

Well, I guess if you

think it's safe.

I know what I'm doing.

Everyone out so I can get to work!

Except you, Iago.

I'll need an assistant,

someone who can help me with all

this antique science equipment.

Wow! A strichbaden electro-wheel.

I've kept these machines clean

and in good repair for decades.

See?

Notice how the gyroscope

spins, spinning slowly.

Look closely.

Very closely.

(GROWLING)

Listen to that growling.

It sounds sinister.

It is. It's mine and

Scooby's stomachs.

We haven't eaten in,

like, 20 minutes.

And, like, the constant state of

sheer terror makes you hungry.

Like really hungry.

Even I could go for a bite.

I anticipate your every need.

- (BOTH SCREAM)

- Please try a traditional dish

of our homeland.

Is it gluten free?

Does it have hydrogenated oils?

And it's not shellfish, right?

Because I'm allergic.

I see to it it's all

natural, organic...

Jellied pigs feet.

(GAGS)

It's a little chewy for me.

But thank you anyway.

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