Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy Page #5

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No, thanks. Not hungry.

Huh?

(CRYING)

Without the mystery machine, I'm

useless as a mystery solver

and as a man.

I'm just nothing

without my machine.

(SOBBING)

I gotta go.

God!

(SOBBING)

I give up.

(SOBBING)

(CRYING)

(GASPING)

Aah! Aah!

(SOBBING)

I warned you and your

friends not to interfere.

Now you have brought the

curse down upon your heads.

Each of you will lose

what you hold most dear.

Is that why I lost my looks?

Is this because I'm cursed?

Ohh! (SOBBING)

Uhh!

Oh, jeepers. A secret tunnel.

And it looks pretty creepy.

But anything beats a thousand

mirrors on a bad hair day.

(PANTING) Hey, Scoob, I don't

know how to explain it,

but I'm feeling sorta...

Ha ha... brave.

Yeah, me, too.

Like, even that shadow of the

franken creep doesn't scare me.

(ROARING)

Right. Let's get him, Scoob.

(GRUNTING)

Shake a leg and count to 3

this ain't no disparity

just a tip that

it's worth knowing

don't just be terrified

all you do is run and hide

best to get the party going

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

it's about...

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

do the Transylvania polka

do the Transylvania polka

Velma! You got here fast.

Yeah, and in this dress, too.

Well, it looks like our

work here is done.

Not quite.

(EVIL CHUCKLE)

(BOTH GASP)

(CRYING)

Hey, where am I anyway?

Oh!

Wow, look at all this stuff.

These could come in

handy. So could this.

And I know just how to use it.

Uh... oh!

Who left all this old

mining equipment here?

Wait a minute. This stuff

doesn't look old at all.

Jeepers. There's

something going on here

that doesn't quite meet the eye.

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

So, you've stumbled upon

my secret, have you?

A pity you won't be able

to tell anyone about it.

Aaahhh!

Daphne.

It sounds like it's coming from...

Aah!

Here.

(SCREAMING CONTINUES, ECHOES)

Keep cool, Fred. Think.

These old air vents connect

to every room in the castle.

But based on that echo

and air density...

Mm... and moisture...

Daphne must be in some kind of

subterranean cave or tunnel.

Hang on, Daph! I'm coming!

(YAWNS, SNORTS)

Morning...

(GROANS) Good morning, Scoob.

Oh, that's weird. I don't

remember going to bed.

(ROARING)

So, Velms, I stopped falling

out of bed like months ago.

Why do you have us

strapped in here?

Don't worry. I've deduced that the

monster's brain is defective.

I just need to provide some

additional cerebral material

to correct the problem.

Oh, I see. Brains. Like,

that makes sense. Wait.

Where you gonna get brains?

(EVIL CHUCKLE)

(GULP)

Like, why do you need

both our brains?

According to my calculations,

between the two of you,

you almost have one entire brain.

(WHIRRING)

(ROARING)

I must say, you're

taking this rather well.

(ROARING)

Well, Velma, you know I

always say there's no point

in getting all bent out of shape

over every little... ooh!

Zoinks! Ha ha ha!

I got a new outfit.

Oh, actually, I feel

a little better.

Me, too.

- Those things were a tight fit.

- Shaggy, I'm hungry.

Oh, boy, like all of a sudden I'm

pretty starving myself, buddy, old pal.

Iago, bring me the brain extractor.

Yeah, Iago, like a good assistant

would have anticipated

that she needed the brain...

(WHIMPERING)

What am I saying?!

BOTH:
Aah! Aah!

Oh! Oh!

Aah! Oh!

Ohh! Oh!

You are trapped, Fraulein.

I don't think so, you grimy ghost.

Uhh!

Oof!

Uh! Uh!

Ah! Aah!

Unh!

(PANTING)

I told you you would never escape.

- Mwah ha ha ha!

- Hey, baron!

Guess again!

I'm gonna clean your clock.

Freddie, look out!

Heh heh heh.

You will lose this fight,

just as you lost your

precious mystery machine.

(GASPING)

You...

Fred, get up!

(GROANS)

I'm sorry, Daphne, I...

Don't do it for me, Fred.

Do it for her.

(GRUNTING)

This isn't over!

Wow! I didn't think I could do

it without the mystery machine,

but I guess I could do it for her.

Oh, Freddie, you're

my mystery machine.

I'm just so sorry the

curse has given you

such a damaged damsel to rescue.

You mean the mystery machine...

No, Fred. Me.

I look so awful.

You're kidding.

I didn't even notice. You always

look great to me, Daphne.

Really?

Aww!

Sure.

(CREAKING)

Unh... oh.

Freddie, look at the baron's cape.

This fabric is a synthetic blend.

I'd recognize it anywhere.

This should be real silk.

Hmm. So maybe the baron

isn't a baron at all.

Maybe he's not even a ghost.

(EVIL LAUGHTER, RUMBLING)

Hold on!

- (LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

- Aah!

(THUNDER)

(WHIMPERING)

(TEETH CHATTERING)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

Please, Velma, don't

take our brains.

We need what little we have.

No, mistress.

It wrong to take brains.

Ow!

Get ready to make your contribution

to the greatest scientific

accomplishment ever.

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

(COUGHING)

Are you all right, Daph?

Well, the good news is, this dirndl

doesn't look any worse covered

in two inches of dirt.

(GRUNTING, STRAINING)

And the bad news is,

we're sealed in tight.

Here. Maybe if we... unh...

Work together...

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(PANTING) Gosh, all this digging

is making me dizzy.

(GRUNTING)

Sealed in, airtight.

(GASPING) Getting woozy.

Gotta dig through the...

Before we... ohh...

Fred! Oh!

(GASPING) Freddie!

Oh, no!

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

Tell me, Scoob. What's the

one thing we're good at?

Uhh... running away?

Hiding?

Yes, but there's something else

that we're like really good at.

Eating!

Yes! You know us so well.

Tastes like chicken.

Stop!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Get them!

(ROARING)

(GRUNTING, COUGHING)

Don't worry, Freddie. I'm

gonna get us out of here.

Wow. Jeepers.

Getting a little... woozy.

Ouch!

(GASPS)

Wait. Not ouch?

That didn't hurt at all.

Jeepers, I'm bleeding!

Air. What?

How...

This dirndl has an inflatable

suit built into it.

Fred! I'm still the same Daphne!

Oh, and also, we won't suffocate.

We've got fresh air!

(SUCKS AIR)

(BLOWS AIR)

Huh?

Ohh!

Perfect timing.

My hideous dress

just ran out of air.

Oh, I've gotta get out

of this awful thing.

Yecchh.

(GRUNTING, STRAINING)

Aah! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

(BOTH GASP)

Library.

Yeah, scoop, it's the library.

And since old tall, scaly, and

horrible doesn't have a brain,

he probably doesn't have

a library card either.

But just in case, we better find

every single secret entrance

and barricade it.

Yeah! Yeah!

BOTH:
Whew!

Whew.

We did it, Scoob. Ha ha ha ha!

Scooby, did we lock the door?

(ROARING)

BOTH:
Aah!

Run!

Fred! Daphne!

Shaggy! Ohh!

Like, are we ever

glad to see you guys.

Ha ha ha! Let's get out of here.

No! I'm tired of running.

I say we face down our fiendish

foes once and for all.

- Right on!

- Why?

Wait!

- The baron!

- The monster!

Neither.

Come with me if you want to live.

(ALL GASP)

Velma, I can't let

you get my brain.

It took me too long to

get my hair just right.

No time. Hurry! Gas is everywhere,

into the tunnels and seeping

up into the castle.

We must flee the gas.

Natural gas. That's why

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