Scooby-Doo! Mask of the Blue Falcon

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So I'm telling you,

you should read comic books.

It's modern American literature.

There's this guy who has this crazy dog,

or whatnot...

...that can do all kinds of crazy stuff

with all his robot parts.

Like, he can open cans, stop trains,

and reach through fences to pick flowers...

Oh, all that's a bunch of hoolarky.

Stay focused on your work.

We're supposed to be guarding

this convention, not reading the...

Huh?

Somebody there?

Yo, friend, the convention starts

tomorrow. You ain't supposed to be in here.

Careful, Jimmy.

Tommy? What?

Ugh.

No!

I'm telling you, Scooby-Doo, buddy, old pal,

like, the Blue Falcon is the greatest. Ho, ho.

And don't forget Dynomutt, Dog Wonder.

He-he-he.

Okay, gang,

when Scooby, who we're using as bait...

...leads the manic Minotaur

of Manesly Manor into the trap...

...you girls pull the levers

while Shaggy and I pull the ropes.

All set?

All except for the fact

that your bait is busy reading comics.

- Who's it?

- What's it?

Come on, Scooby.

We need the Minotaur to chase you.

Uh-uh. I don't wanna be the bait again.

Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

Uh-uh. No way.

- Would you do it for two Scooby Snacks?

- Nope.

Would you do it

if Velma called you Dog Wonder?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Huh?

Ugh.

Hmm?

Come on, Velma.

You wanna solve this mystery,

or don't you?

All right.

Dog Wonder, please be the bait.

What was that? I couldn't hear you.

Please, Dog Wonder. Go do yourjob.

I'm Scooby-Doo, Dog Wonder.

Dog Wonder, Wonder, Wonder.

I'm Scooby-Doo, Dog Wonder.

Wonder, Wonder, Wonder.

Wait for it.

And now.

- Huh?

- It's okay, Scooby-Doo. You're safe now.

It is my greatest honor and privilege...

...to award you fine young adults

an honorary appreciation degree...

...for capturing the manic Minotaur

of Manesly Manor.

Shaggy, enough with the comics.

Pay attention. We're getting an award.

Blue Falcon.

And Dynomutt.

Yeah, do you guys think

you could unmask me now?

I've been hanging up here all night.

This net really chafes

in all the wrong places.

Sorry there, Mr. Bad Guy.

It takes a lot to plan these kind

of award ceremonies, apparently.

Let's see who's really behind

all the computer thefts.

Horten McGuggenhiem.

Yeah, yeah, like, big surprise.

The geek with the glasses

was stealing all the computers.

Can we wrap this up now?

I suppose you all wanna know

why I did it.

Well, it all started back in my childhoo...

Nope. No, we're good.

Don't need to know why.

Like, take him away, officers.

Thanks for coming. Bye-bye.

- What's the big rush, Shaggy?

- We got things to do.

- And places to go.

- Let me guess.

Does this have something to do with you

being a comic-book geek and a TV addict?

Absolutely.

I mean, like, no. But we are going

to the Comic ConApalooza.

Hoo, hoo.

Held every July.

In the heart of beautiful

downtown San De Pedro in California.

So exciting.

- Hoo-hoo-hoo. Hurry.

- Fred, grab the wheel...

...and let's, like, hit the road.

We can't be late, dude.

Well, my trusty hound...

...it appears that our art show

has been a resounding success.

It's the Falcon Flash.

Ladies and gentlemen,

something unexpected has come up.

I'm afraid the art show is over.

Not a moment to lose, Dog Wonder.

Quick, to the Falcon's Lair.

You got it, BF.

Here we go.

Dynomutt, to the Falconcar.

Blue Falcon.

And Dog Wonder.

Away.

The Blue Falcon is just so cool.

Played to perfection

by the one and only...

...Owen Garrison.

And Dynomutt is so amazing.

And our costumes are, like, groovy.

High four.

Wow, you two, I've never seen you so

excited over something that wasn't edible.

Oh, it's edible.

Yeah. We made the costumes

out of string cheese and food coloring.

We'll be the Blue Falcon and Dynomutt...

...for Mega Mondo Pop! Comic

ConApalooza costume contest.

And when it's over...

We eat the costumes.

- It's like two-for-one fun.

- It's something.

We are gonna win that costume contest,

buddy, old pal.

I'm Dynomutt, Dog Wonder.

I don't know, guys.

That old Blue Falcon TV show

was pretty campy.

But I gotta say,

I'm really looking forward...

...to the screening of the new, updated,

darker, edgier Blue Falcon movie...

...featuring mega movie star,

Brad Adams.

He's cute

in a dark, brooding kind of way.

But you know what's even cuter?

Littlest Fuzzies.

They're only the cutest collectibles

in the whole wide world.

And I have an almost complete collection.

I've printed a checklist

of all the various Fuzzies I own...

...so I'll know exactly which ones to buy at

the Mega Mondo Pop! Comic ConApalooza.

Please.

Costume competitions, movie premieres,

obnoxiously cute collectibles. Ugh.

I'm glad the convention

is supposed to be haunted...

...by a horrible, mean, cruel monster-man.

Monster-man?

Yup. See?

These two guards said

a crazy freak attacked them in the dark.

- Smells like a mystery.

- No.

It smells like a whole lot of Velma trying to

ruin the most important weekend of my life.

But that's not happening.

Nope. No way.

You can use the laptop

after the convention. Hoo, hoo.

Well, it looks like the world can rest easy

once again, Dynomutt.

That's right, BF.

And remember, kids...

...it's the hero inside of you

that saves the day.

Like, welcome to the Mega

Mondo Pop! Comic ConApalooza.

The greatest collection of comic books,

TV shows, movies, everything.

Jinkies. The mystery's started already.

It's the Crab Car.

I love it. I love it.

Hmm?

I can see the only mystery around here

is why I'm even at this Mondo geek-a-thon.

That's right, folks.

This is the new and improved Blue Falcon,

starring Brad Adams.

And a very new

and very dangerous Dynomutt.

Like, Scooby, old buddy,

these guys are good.

This costume competition

is gonna be kind of stiff.

I know.

Like, you listen to me, Scooby-Doo.

You may not have

the best Dynomutt costume...

No?

...it may look and smell a little cheesy...

It does?

...but you have the heart

of a Dog Wonder...

...and it's what's on the inside

that's most important.

Yeah, the heart of a Dog Wonder.

We'd like to enter the costume contest,

please.

Yeah, he's the Blue Falcon

and I'm Dynomutt the Dog Wonder.

Like, zoinks.

Hey, Shaggy. Hey, Scooby.

See you liked my Zorak mask.

Special collectible,

complete with automated voice box.

I didn't. I hate bugs.

They go... and... and...

We got it, Scooby-Doo.

You don't like bugs.

Gang, this is Hank Prince.

He owns my favorite comic-book store.

I hang out there all the time.

Even if Hank is a little creepy.

Shaggy. Hey, Shaggy.

Isn't this, like, the coolest?

Yeah, Austin.

This place is, like, blowing my mind.

What little there is of it.

Shaggy, do me a favor.

Can you and your groovy dog

watch my nephew here for a bit?

I can't leave my booth

and he wants to walk the convention.

Nada problemo, Hank.

- Hey, what should we do first?

- I wanna see the Blue Falcon.

The big, mega-spectacular,

dark-and-brooding movie one?

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