Scooby-Doo! Moon Monster Madness

[DAPHNE WHIMPERS]

I'm so nervous.

- Don't sweat it, Daph. You'll do great.

SCOOBY:
Mm-hm.

- Yau think so?

- Yeah, driving tests are easy.

Even I passed mine.

Yeah, me tan.

Daphne, you're going to be great.

I believe in you, we all do.

ALL:

Yeah.

If you put your mind to it,

you can do anything, Daphne.

ALL:

Yeah. Right an.

- You've got what it takes. Right, guys'?

ALL:
Yeah.

- Yeah?

ALL:
Yeah.

- Yeah?

ALL:
Yeah.

All right.

VELMA:

Oh, no.

[INSTRUCTOR GROANS]

[AIRBAGS HISSING]

Sc did I pass?

Hi, Clark Sparkman here

welcoming you all to Slybase Earth...

an airport where the flights

are out of this world.

And Celebrity Heat is wasting u.

Three years ago,

brash billionaire daredevil, Sly Baron...

vowed to make space tourism a reality.

Today his lucky passengers are boldly going

where none of them have gone before.

No, not Delaware. Space.

A trip around the moon.

And they'll travel in style on Slystar One,

the first space cruise ship.

The passengers are pure A-list.

Celebrated astronaut; Shannon Lucas.

Retired legends, Zip Elvin

and Colt Steelcase.

And football star, Uvinious Botango,

a.k.a. U-Boat.

Superstars going to the stars.

But wait.

What about the average guy or gal?

Didn't Sly promise to make space

available to anyone?

Yeah, what about us?

[nos BARKS]

Hold on to your boosters,

folks, because this

super-cute reporter is

about to blow your mind.

Sly created a sensation today...

when he revealed that he reserved

five seats for five lucky lottery winners.

Wow! Who could they be?

Four teen sleuths and their dog

won the Sly me to Space sweepstakes.

Luckily they'll be in the company

of space greatness, including me.

Clark Sparkman.

It's T-minus-0

to Celebrity Heat's exclusive...

intergalactic coverage

of the greatest party off earth.

Haw great are these custom flight suits?

I never want ta take mine off.

- I know. The colors are perfect.

- And the colors are perfect.

- And, like, there's pockets for snacks.

- Ooh. Big pockets.

State of the art technology.

I'm Shannon Lucas.

You must be the lucky winners.

Hi. You can't imagine haw

surprised we were to

find out we were actually

going into space.

Oh, I think I can.

It was a surprise to me tan.

The Baron kept it a secret

until the very last second.

But I guess he's a man of mystery.

[CHUCKLES]

- Well, we sure lave mysteries.

- Right. And lave solving them even mare.

[ALL CHUCKLING]

What?

It's tan bad we have to wear these helmets,

talk about hat head.

[CHUCKLES]

I know. Awful.

What?

I haven't warn mine yet.

Oh, sorry.

Well, Daphne, your hair is so great,

I'd consider not going.

Oh, jeepers. Thanks.

I use a special conditioner.

Extra bounce.

[GRUNTING]

Well, here we are.

About to go into space

and we're talking about hair.

Hey. What are these lights for?

Indicators. Each suit is fitted with every

convenience you have here an Earth.

Heh. There's no little boy's room

on the ship, Shaggy, you go in the suit.

Wow. I really don't have

to take this suit off?

Ever? Nat even far-f?

Right. I'm guessing

that the red light might mean...

you should think about changing

out your payload though.

Like, dude.

We're wearing atomic diapers.

- The Baron spared no expense.

- Well, I'm sure Sly can afford it.

Besides, all he cares

about is aver-the-tap publicity stunts.

I wouldn't be surprised

if he made same grand

entrance wearing a suit

made out of money.

[CROWD CHEERING]

Wow, a suit made out of money.

Yes, yes, cheering for me.

You're welcome. Heh.

Ladies and gentlemen, thanks to me...

you're about to experience a

life-changing event you'll never forget.

A safe and easy way

for anyone and everyone to go to space.

It will thrill you. Especially if you pick

up some souvenirs in the Slystar gift shop.

New, let's blast off.

Wow.

There's Zip Elvin and Cult Steelcase.

Let's go say hi. Hi, Zip. Hi, Cult.

Fred Jones reporting for duty.

- Um, hi, Fred.

- I'm a huge fan-l Uh, a huge fan.

Even though you guys landed

an the moan before I was barn...

you've always been

an inspiration to me.

- Well, we're not that old.

- He can't hear you.

Fred, you need ta push the cam

button an your...

I can't hear you.

Sc you're probably wearing

those diaper things, right?

Probably used to them by new though.

I know haw it might kind of itch and stuff,

but I think it's so coal.

[ZIP GRUMBLES]

So, Shannon,

do you have our training test scores yet'?

Just curious. I'm not obsessed

with test scares or anything.

I was actually just lacking at them.

Wanna know haw you did?

- Yes! I mean, sure. Why not?

- Yau all passed.

But one of you scored high enough to enter

the NASA astronaut candidate program.

- Nice work, Daphne.

- Than k...

Really? Me?

Wow, that is so coal.

Have you ever considered

being an astronaut?

- Na, never.

- I have, ever since I was a kid.

Well, you should.

We'll talk later, girlfriend.

Okay, sounds great, girlfriend.

And maybe you can give me some hair tips.

[CHUCKLES]

- Oh, my gosh. I would love to.

- I'll see you in a bit.

Yeah, we'll all talk later, then.

She is so nice.

This is going to be the best trip ever.

What are you doing?

[VELMA SIGHS]

[CHEERING]

MAN [CHEERING]:

U-Boat, U-Boat, U-Boat!

Like, Scoob. It's him.

[CHUCKLES]

- Uvinious Botango, the U-Boat.

- Like, the best football player alive.

Okay. Everyone needs to calm dawn.

SLY [OVER PA]:
AH passengers,

please board and prepare for takeoff.

Oh, my gash. I've been waiting

my whale life for this moment.

I can hardly breathe.

Okay. Let's get going?

WOMAN [OVER PA]:

T-minus-5 minutes to launch.

I can't believe Shaggy and Scooby

are so calm.

- They get jumpy on elevators.

- They have U-Boat fever.

- Why do they call him that?

- Because he sinks everybody.

- He's a tackling machine.

- And he has a line cf snack foods.

U-Boat bites. I'll be surprised if Shaggy

and Scooby even notice we're in space.

Hey, would you like to join us

on the bridge for liftoff?

- Would I'? Oh-ho! You have...

- What do you say, Daphne'?

Really? Sure, thanks.

Bay. She sure left in a hurry.

Well, at least I have

you here, Fred, ta...

Hey, Zip. Cult.

- Yau guys going to the bridge?

- Yeah, but there's really...

Great, I'll join you.

Wait, I'll came tan.

Just need to undo these stupid belts.

I'd keep those an if you want to live.

Ridley, alien resistance fighter.

- Wait, really? That's a job'?

- It will be when the aliens invade.

Velma Dinkley, right? You're one of

the teen detectives, Mystery Inc.?

('Jerk Sparkman, Celebrity Heat.

- Mind if I ask you a few questions?

- You can if you like. But I won't answer.

Goad call. TV is a factory of deceit.

- U-Boat.

- U-Boat.

[SCOOBY WHIMPERS]

WOMAN [OVER PA]:

T-minus-20 seconds to launch.

SLY:
Here we go, folks.

We're heading to the stars.

Thanks to me, Sly Baron.

MAN [OVER COM]:
Slystar One, this is

ground control. You are clear to go.

WOMAN [OVER PA]:
Five, four, three, two,

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