Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders Page #2

Aliens, too!

Aliens?

You understand him?

Clear as crystal, and that's my name, too.

I'm Crystal.

- What's your name?

- Norville.

Norville?

But everyone calls me Shaggy.

And that's Scooby-Doo.

Groovy names.

"Groovy?" Crystal, you're talkin' my lingo.

Sorry.

So, can you show us

where you saw the jackalopes and aliens?

I think so,

but we've got to find our friends first.

- You guys want a lift?

- Sure.

Scoob, old buddy, I don't know about you...

...but I think I just found my dream girl.

Me, too!

- Come on!

- We're coming!

You've got a groovy set of wheels, Crystal.

Thanks.

You sure have a lot of stuff.

Tell me about it.

It's all my photography gear.

What's this?

Sorry. Those are Amber's dog biscuits.

Mind if I take one?

Sure. Scooby will love...

It's for you?

You're a riot!

You think your friends are here already?

We can't think of anywhere else they'd be.

They could've at least waited for us.

You know how those two get

when they're hungry.

- They're not here.

- Good mornin', y'all.

How'd you sleep last night, dumplin'?

Did you dream about me?

Did I dream about...

If you were in that dream,

it'd be a nightmare.

No one's talkin' to you, Serge.

Where do you suppose those two went?

I think I know.

Who's that?

Some kind of nature photographer who

has been hanging around since last week.

- Where have you guys been?

- And who was that girl?

Her name's Crystal.

She's wonderful.

And is her golden retriever

"wonderful," too, Scooby?

Yeah.

Wonderful.

Okay, what's it gonna be?

- How about you, hon?

- Nothing for me.

Me, either.

What?

Are you guys serious?

Yes!

I think they're seriously in L-O-V-E!

Just bring us

four Ranch Breakfasts, Dottie.

You got it.

I said, where did you meet them?

- Who?

- Crystal and her dog.

They found us.

Out in the middle of the desert.

What were you doing out there?

Oh, yeah!

I think Scooby and I were abducted

by aliens last night.

Yeah.

Aliens.

What?

Unless Scoob and I had the same dream.

It was horrible.

Tastes better than it looks, hon.

We woke up to a bunch of aliens

on a spaceship.

Did they experiment on you?

We don't remember.

I wonder why

those kids are sticking around town.

Relax, Serge. They're just passing through.

You're so suspicious.

I don't know, guys. Are you sure

you didn't see a mirage or something?

Freddy, we all saw the spaceship.

We don't know what that was.

It could have been a new kind of jet.

Well, we didn't just imagine

what happened to us.

Right, Scoob?

Right, Shaggy!

They didn't hurt you guys, did they?

I don't think so...

...then later we meet Crystal and Amber.

Alien mind control.

It's mind control, all right. But not "alien."

See you at lunch, handsome.

Quit scaring the customers!

Shut it, Serge!

You have a nice day now!

See you later, Lester.

- Where's Scoob and Shag?

- They're still in the restroom.

- Still?

- Here they come.

This is a new look.

Yeah, you look different.

I've never seen you with your hair combed

or your shirt tucked in.

We just thought we'd freshen up a bit.

Right, pal?

That's right!

You look very refreshed, Scooby.

Come on, let's find a service station

and get our van fixed.

What's that smell?

Just some cologne they had

in the restroom.

Hello?

What do you need?

Hi. I was wondering if you had time

to fix our van.

- It's stuck out in...

- I'm busy.

Maybe if you could...

I already saw your van

out by Scorpion Ridge.

Your radiator's shot.

- Yeah.

- What were you doing out there, anyway?

We got lost in a dust...

I'll tow it in and work on it when I can.

Great. Thanks.

That was pleasant.

Yeah. He's a real Prince Charming.

- Hey, there.

- Hello.

You folks own that green van

outside of town?

Boy, everyone seems to know

about our car troubles.

It's a pretty small town. Besides, you can

see that paint job from miles away.

I guess you're right.

You work on those SALF dishes?

Yes. The name's Max.

I work at the station.

We're monitoring the cosmos

I'm Fred, and this is Daphne, Velma,

Shaggy and Scooby.

- Nice to meet you all.

- Your work sounds interesting.

Actually, it's pretty boring.

Most of the time we just listen to static.

Ever make any contact?

Not yet, but we're hoping!

Do you ever give tours?

No one's ever asked,

but I'd be happy to show you around.

Great!

We never get visitors. Let me pick up

some oil here and I'll drive you over.

- Need any help?

- Sure, thanks.

That's a lot of oil there, Max.

Yeah, the radio dishes take up a lot.

I got oil on my shirt!

Here, Shaggy!

Oh, brother.

- You guys ready to show us the jackalope?

- Sure thing, Crystal!

Jackalope?

Scoob and I are gonna hang

with them for a while.

Catch you guys later.

They say there's someone out there

for everyone.

Even Shaggy and Scooby.

Well, this is about where Scoob

and I first saw the big jackalope.

Now it's "the big jackalope."

Scooby Dooby Doo!

You are one funny cat, Shaggy.

Where did you say

you saw this giant jackalope?

Over there.

You're going in there?

Yeah.

Come on, Shaggy.

I want a shot of that jackalope.

But that's where we saw the aliens.

Yeah! Aliens!

The big aliens?

As a matter of fact, they were.

I don't think we should...

Please?

Come on, old buddy. The girls need us.

Okay!

All right!

We collect signals

from dozens of stars a week.

It's all channeled through here

where the data is recorded.

It's the biggest collection of static

in the US!

Steve thinks it's boring work.

And he's right!

But if there's even a tiny chance

of making contact with alien intelligence...

...it'll be worth a truckload of boredom.

The locals seem to think

aliens are being attracted by your dishes.

That's ridiculous. They forget

to lock their corrals at night...

...and try to blame aliens

for their missing livestock.

The government even sent an investigation

team to look into this "alien presence."

Yeah, they're the ones

who put up that fence at Scorpion Ridge.

What are they doing in there?

Who knows? Wasting government money.

Unlike us?

So, what brings you to town?

Car trouble.

We got lost and banged up our van.

That's too bad.

But Buck is a good mechanic.

He'll have you out of here in no time.

Where's your other friend and his dog?

On a date.

This place is so beautiful.

I'll say.

Yeah. Beautiful.

Thanks for bringing us. Even though

we didn't see any jackalopes.

Sure, Crystal.

I was wondering...

...if you had a boyfriend.

As a matter of fact, I don't.

Oh, good, 'cause I thought that maybe...

What are you doing here?

Just taking some wildlife photos.

You can't do that!

What kind of fancy camera is this?

- It's digital.

- You aren't supposed to be in here.

This area is

under government investigation.

Okay! Let's go!

Why? What's going on?

We're looking into alien abductions.

That's a good reason to leave.

- We should put you all under arrest.

- But we're going to give you a break.

Next time, we aren't going to be so nice.

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