Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed Page #2

... which he used to finance his failed

experiments trying to create monsters.

Come alive! Come alive!

You think Jacobo's behind this?

Impossible. Three years ago

he attempted a prison escape.

So long, suckers!

Help me, suckers!

His body was lost at sea.

How about this? Jacobo's cellmate

was released from prison two months ago.

Jeremiah Wickles.

The Black Knight Ghost. That was

one of the costumes that was stolen.

Right! And...

Scooby-Doo! What's your conclusion?

Bunny.

It seems Old Man Wickles deserves a visit...

... before any of our other creepy conquests

make a comeback.

Freddy, up on the right.

Old Man Wickles' ancestral manor.

Oh, man. Another creepy crib!

How come we can't ever investigate,

like, a KFC or something?

Shaggy!

All right. Then again,

creepy is my middle name.

Scoob!

Come on, Scoob!

Looks like a bit of a fixer-upper.

Nice job last night. Losers!

Quick, we need to think of a comeback.

What dorks.

Hey! Shut up!

That's a good one.

You are trespassing on Wickles Manor.

- Leave now or pay the price.

- What jerk makes that his doorbell?

Dude.

He just said we'd pay the price.

Shaggy, Shaggy, Shaggy.

What could possibly happen

by ringing a doorbell?

Help me!

Shaggy!

I think I pulled something.

That's what could happen

by ringing a doorbell, Fred. That!

At 7 p.m., the owner

will be home to set you free.

You want to buy a box of cookies?

Excuse me.

Have you heard the Good News?

Yeah. There's cookies!

Watch the junk!

Sorry.

Oh, brother.

The lock's on a laser thumbprint scanner.

- Let me just get to my makeup.

- Daph, now?

You know what, Velma? It's never too late

to learn to properly apply makeup.

Okay. The last good thumbprint

should still be there, so...

...a little blush...

...a pore strip...

...and voil.

All right, Daph!

I enjoy being a girl.

- Thank you!

- See if I can get my mechanic's job back.

- Twenty, 30, 40...

- Thanks for the cookies.

...50... Welcome!

Sixty, 70, 80...

Okay, gang. Let's, like,

split up and search for clues.

Scoob and I will go this way.

Come on, Scoob.

He stole my thing that I say!

Search for clues. Search for clues.

A clue!

Shiny footprints.

The glow is similar

to the pterodactyl scale.

A clue!

It looks like Wickles shares Jacobo's

fascination with the supernatural.

He collects everything

from Piri Reis to Aleister Crowley.

He collects dust too.

No. The dust is good.

We can tell what he's been reading lately.

Like here!

What is it?

It's an obsolete Celtic text used

by secret societies in the mid-19th century.

Look. The book belonged to J. Jacobo.

The original Pterodactyl Ghost.

Maybe he gave it to Wickles

before he died.

Can you read it?

It's an amalgamation

of magic and science.

Here's a list of ingredients...

...on how to create your own carbon-based,

organic, composite predators.

This is an instruction manual

on how to create monsters.

Scoob.

Clues!

Those aren't clues, Scoob.

Those are just things you want.

Like, why is a toilet brush a clue?

Just because you can sing in it doesn't

make it a clue. It makes it awesome.

Like, what's this?

"The Faux Ghost."

We're in luck.

It's tonight, Scoob!

- We are detectives.

- Really?

You found an actual clue!

I found a clue!

Do the clue dance! Do the clue dance!

We're going back, we're going back!

Black Knight Ghost!

Run, Shaggy!

Let's go.

Like, lock the door!

Heavy stuff, Scoob!

Give me a hand, Scoob!

See him get through this!

Heavy!

We outsmarted that moron!

Yeah! What a moron.

Look at me.

- Thanks.

- You're welcome.

- Yo, metalhead!

- Yes?

Bring it.

He brought it.

Daphne! Hold him off!

I'll look in the book.

Maybe there's a formula

for finding his weakness.

Here. "To find a creature's

weakest point...

...take the angle between

the current position of the sun...

...and your geographical point..."

- Velma!

"Add this point, 28 and a half feet up

from sea level."

That tickles.

This is bad.

"Multiply this number..."

"Add the square inches of..."

Velma!

"Take the square root of 30,869..."

Now it's good night, ladies!

"...your X-axis."

"And subtract 9034. That's your Y-axis."

Look. No hands!

Any time would be great, Velma!

I'm trying.

"Subtract one, divide by B,

follow upward eight degrees north."

Which makes his weakest point right here!

Right in the roundtables.

Run!

In your face! Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Come on, Scoob! Inside!

I'll compare the glow of those footprints

to the pterodactyl scale.

We'll check out Wickles' book.

Dude, The Faux Ghost is an awesome clue.

But what do we do with it?

Let's solve the mystery.

If we solve the mystery by ourselves...

...it would certainly prove to the gang

that we belong.

Let's head to The Faux Ghost...

...find Wickles, and see what he knows.

But first, let's give the gang

the old "slipperooney."

Hey, guys.

Scooby's feeling kind of...

...like he's got rabies.

We're just gonna go outside

to get some fresh air.

Jinkies!

What's up, Velms?

The analysis of the pterodactyl scale.

It contains randamonium,

which this books says...

...is the critical ingredient

needed to make monsters.

Doesn't randamonium glow,

like those footprints in Wickles' mansion?

If we prove Wickles is behind this,

this mystery goes down like a dot-com...

...and Coolsville digs us again.

- Where would he get randamonium?

Randamonium is the byproduct

of silver mines.

Like the abandoned mining town

in old Coolsville.

Then we better get to that mining town

and see what's...

I'm invisible. I'm invisible.

Get rid of him!

Keep him busy.

What are you doing?

He wants to ask me on a date.

It's okay to be scared.

I am not scared.

I've fought werewolves and ghosts.

But in the end, we usually unmask them

and it's a little scared man inside.

It's the same with dating.

Velma, have you ever considered

that maybe werewolves and ghosts...

...are just distractions to keep you away

from what really frightens you?

Intimacy with another person.

And by intimacy, I mean someone

who thinks you're really hot.

But I'm more comfortable

in the world of logic and facts.

And...

...l'm not hot.

Me neither.

Everybody has flaws, Velma.

The object of a healthy relationship...

...is to never let the other person

know they're there.

- To museums.

- To museums.

Daph, I really like this guy.

What would you do if someone thought...

...that you were some glamorous

and mysterious jet-setter?

I'd make myself one.

Who's your mommy?

My mommy?

Come on, let's solve a mystery.

- Do you have to go to the bathroom?

- No, I can't in this outfit.

Okay, Scooby-Doo, the coast is clear.

Here we go.

That's it, Scoob. The Faux Ghost.

Man, I recognize a lot of these cats.

Like, that's C.L. Magnus.

He used to dress up as Redbeard's ghost.

And that's Aggie Wilkins,

a.k.a. the Ozark Witch.

These are all folks we unmasked.

If they spot us,

they'll invite us to a weenie roast.

One where we're the weenies!

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