Scooby Doo and the Goblin King

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[ALL SCREAMING]

[CACKLING]

ALL:

Whoa!

[HOWLS]

[BOTH GIGGLE]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[PLAYING ORGAN]

[GROANING]

[LAUGHS]

[SCREECHING]

[ALL GROAN, GASP]

Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Jeepers.

That was seriously scary.

Come on. Let's go again.

Uh...let's not and

say we didn't.

I'm with Daphne.

The Ghost Coaster is

by far the scariest ride

at the Halloween

Carnival.

Ha-ha.

Are you kidding?

Like, that ride put

the "easy" in "cheesy."

Yeah. Oh, easy.

[GIGGLES]

Are you sure you weren't

just a little bit scared?

[AS VAMPIRE]

By all the bloodsucking

vampires?

Howling

werewolves?

And wicked

witches.

[CACKLES]

Ha-ha-ha.

Nice try, gang,

but Scoob and I

aren't scared

of any of those phony

old frights.

Yeah. Phony frights.

[GIGGLES]

Come on.

Not even on

Halloween night?

Ha! Are you kidding?

Like, Halloween is

the one night

when you know everything

is fake.

Just take a look

around.

It's nothing but

wannabe witches

and goofball ghosts

as far as the eye

can see.

[]

Yum-yum.

[GIGGLES]

SHAGGY:

Ha-ha-ha. But

I got to admit,

a holiday invented

just to eat candy

can't be all bad.

[GULPS]

FREDDY:

Hey. Check it out.

VELMA [READS]:

This ought to be

good.

I'll grab tickets

before they sell out.

[GULPS]

Ah.

[GIGGLES]

Like, beat that,

Scoob.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[BOTH GASP]

BOTH:

Scooby.

[GIGGLES]

[GULPS]

Confounded mutt.

[MUTTERS]

Look what you've done.

I'm soaked.

[MUTTERS]

Oh!

[SNIFFS, GROANS]

Wet-dog smell.

FREDDY:

Oh, wow.

We know you.

You're

the Amazing Krudsky.

We were just on our way

to catch your act.

Act?

The Halloween Spectacular

is no mere act.

Now, out of the way.

I must go blow-dry

my cummerbund.

So, like, I guess we'll be

seeing you inside.

Three magic words:

"No dogs allowed."

Huh?

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Can you believe

the nerve of this guy?

"Master of Magic."

Puh-lease.

Like, what a bunch

of Halloween hooey.

Yeah. Hooey.

Hey. That gives me

an idea.

Like, what do you say

we get in on the act?

[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

Ooh. Uh-huh.

Yeah.

[GIGGLES]

KRUDSKY [ON PA]:

Once a year,

on Halloween night,

the powers of the dark

meet the powers of the light.

[CROWD GASPS]

[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]

People of Coolsville,

fix your slack-jawed gaze

upon my dazzling powers.

[CHEERING]

From the elegant parlors

of Vienna

to this unglamorous

backwater,

I, the Amazing Krudsky,

have come to

astound you.

Abracam,

caliphazam!

Ta-da.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[GIGGLES]

Huh? Ugh.

[ALL LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

Like, check

it out.

That's not magic.

This table has

a hole in it.

[CROWD GASPS]

Confound it.

You're ruining my--

[SCREAMS]

And would you

look at that?

Like, a trapdoor built

right into the floorboards.

That must be

how he "magically"

appeared on-stage.

Ooh. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Ha-ha. There's

no mystery here, Scoob.

Like, the Amazing

Krudsky is

just a make-believe

magician.

[CROWD BOOING]

H-- No. Ah-- Please.

Ah-- C-come back.

I can explain.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Ohh.

I'll get you

for this.

And your big dog too.

Way to go,

you two.

You got us kicked out

of the carnival.

Now what are we

supposed to do?

[CLOCK BELL

RINGING]

Don't sweat it, gang.

There's still one Halloween hoax

we do believe in.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

BOTH:

Trick or treat.

[DOORBELL DINGS]

Smell my feet.

[DOORBELL DINGS]

And give us something

groovy to eat.

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Hey, Scoob.

Ha-ha. Like,

check it out.

The world's first

candy hot tub. Ha-ha.

Yeah. Hoo-hoo.

Okay. I think

that's enough

trick-or-treating

for one night.

It's getting late.

Oh. One more?

Please?

Okay. You guys go ahead.

We'll grab the van

and meet you back here.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[GIGGLES]

[]

Blast those teenage

troublemakers.

If word of this gets out,

I'll be ruined.

It's not my fault

I'm a big phony.

I've spent a lifetime

in search of real magic.

I've studied every spell,

spoken every incantation.

There must be

something I'm missing.

[GRUNTS]

Huh?

[GASPS]

The Goblin Scepter:

fabled wand of

the great Goblin King.

"Bewitched by

the darkest magic,

"he who holds the Goblin Scepter

holds the magic of Halloween

in his grasp."

It must be a sign!

Somehow, someway...

[GASPS]

...tonight, the Goblin Scepter

will be mine.

[LAUGHS]

Prepare yourself, Krudsky.

You're finally going up

in the world.

[GIGGLES]

[GRUNTING]

[GIGGLING]

[GROANING]

Who is responsible

for this indignity?

Think this is funny, do you?

Show yourself this instant!

[GASPS]

Huh?

Ow.

Pesky insect.

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

Ah-ah-oof.

[GIGGLING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUMBLES, GROWLS]

Oh. Uh?

[GRUNTING]

[MUTTERING]

[GIGGLES, GRUNTS]

Ugh.

Huh? Ha-ha.

Gotcha!

[GASPS]

[GROANING]

F-f-f-f-f-fairy?

[MUMBLING]

"Fable." "Fawn."

"Fangface."

Yes. "Fairy."

"If a mortal catches

a fairy on Halloween,

the fairy's magic can be stolen

using the following spell."

[CACKLES]

[CLEARS THROAT]

By the fearful powers of

Halloween night

Give to me this fairy's light

[GASPS]

[CHORTLES]

[LAUGHING]

[]

[BIRD CAWS]

Here we are, Scoob.

Last house on the block.

Oh.

SHAGGY:

Boy, you said it.

Talk about a kooky crib.

SHAGGY:

"Mr. Gibbles'

Genuine Magic Shopp-ee."

Ha. There's nothing

to be afraid of, Scoob.

Ha-ha-ha.

It's just more

Halloween hogwash.

Oh. Hee-hee.

Hee-hee-hee-hee.

[GATES CREAK]

BOTH:

Huh?

[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]

[GULPS]

But, like,

shouldn't we have

knocked first?

Yeah.

we should've

knocked.

Like, check out this creep-show

convenience store.

Hey, Scoob.

Like, just call me

Merlin the Mostest Magician.

[GIGGLES]

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

[CONTINUES BLOWING]

[GIGGLES]

[GASPING]

[GROWLS]

[GASPS]

[CHUCKLES]

[YELPS]

What is it,

Scooby-Doo?

Magic mirror.

Magic mirror!

A magic mirror?

Come off it,

Scoob. Ha-ha.

What are you, afraid

of your own shadow?

[THUNDER CRASHING]

BOTH:

Yikes!

MAN:

Who dares speak

of the shadows

on Halloween night?

[BOTH GASP]

A wizard must be careful

with his words.

[GULPS]

Our bad.

Like, we're new here.

Yeah. New here.

Always delighted to meet

new customers. Always, always.

Welcome to Mr. Gibbles',

where the magic is real

at prices that

are unreal.

[]

Sorry. But you got us

all wrong.

Like, we're not customers.

We're consumers.

Like,

trick or treat.

Trick or treat.

Trick or treat, eh?

Well, then...

I choose "trick."

Huh?

Huh?

Witches and warlocks

Ghosts and ghouls

One night a year

They break all the rules

You never know

Who's at the door

On Halloween night

Spirits from the shadows

Creeping into the light

Werewolves howl

[HOWLS]

And vampires take a bite

[CACKLING]

That's scary.

Don't you know

There's still hope?

Take it from me

You can have protection

For a nominal fee

Tonight, the dark and light

Unite

A magical mystery

Spell books, potions

They fly off the shelves

We offer a discount

To trolls and elves

When danger's at the door

On Halloween night

If you master magic

You can put up a fight

Face your fears

The power's here

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