Scorned

Does love die

When we are gone?

Or will two hearts

Be there forever?

Can stolen love live

To be returned?

Does love die then

Or do we want to know?

Does love die?

Does love die?

Morning, Kevin.

Who do you love?

What are you doing?

I'm loving you the

way you love me.

What do you mean?

Gave you a little bit

of meds while...

Ow. Ow.

you were sleeping.

That'll keep you

calm and cooperative

and a little loopy.

Don't worry about that.

What, is this the fourth one?

You know, I didn't want to put

your cell phone in the dryer.

You text a lot,

but you really should use

your delete key a

little more often.

All right, give me that.

What are you...

You want to tell me something?

What's that?

What are you... okay.

That's...

okay, this is cute.

Um...

that's my phone.

- Okay.

- Uh-huh.

You...

are a cheater.

I got you.

What's this say?

"I'm going 2 tell Sadie

it's over this weekend. "

When were you going

to tell me, honey?

When were you going

to tell me it's over?

After we were making

love a million times?

After I sucked your dick?

- Whoa, shush, shush. All right.

- What part of this weekend...

what part of this weekend

were you going to tell me?

Um...

I know, okay?

I made some texts,

and they're f***ing stupid texts.

Yeah, they're stupid.

Here's one stupid text for you now.

That's a dumb thing to f***ing do.

I'm going to read this

to you real quick.

Last Friday, you text,

- "I miss your magic p*ssy. "

- You got to...

What's magic about it, honey?

Does she pull rabbits out of it?

What the f*** happened to my head?

You scorned me, Kevin.

Oh, baby, I'm... I'm sorry.

- You took my heart...

- I'm really sorry.

and you...

- you broke my heart.

- I'm sorry.

And you did it with my

best friend Jennifer!

I'm sorry, baby.

You're the girl

I've been dreaming of

- You're the girl...

- That one's on me, rainbow.

Thank you, handsome.

That's, like, the second drink

he's given you on the house.

Well, when you got it, you got it.

Let the bartender know I'm the

one without the boyfriend.

Yes, well,

I'll be without a boyfriend

after this weekend.

He'll be my fianc.

Really?

I... I just don't see Kevin

as the marrying type.

Yeah, well, clearly you've

never slept with me, honey.

No, but really,

I have this gut feeling

that Kevin picked this weekend

and planned it all out

to propose to me.

Sadie, I...

You guys have been

together for, what,

less than six months?

You really think you

know him that well?

Oh, I knew I wanted to marry

Kevin after our first date.

He's the one.

When you meet the

love of your life,

you'll just know.

I guess.

Listen, Sadie, I really like Kevin.

I do,

but you guys fight an awful lot.

I think...

your mommy is jealous.

I think you have a

massive crush on me,

you want me to marry you,

but unfortunately

neither of us are gay.

Oh.

Jen, you're my best friend.

I love you so much.

And if...

when I get married...

I want you to be my maid of honor.

When you tell me about

the way I smile

The way I present my sexy style

You're the one that

gets me all confused

You're the one I love

and the one I choose

When you tell me about...

Baby, I love that you're rich.

Aww.

I love that you're deep.

So you don't love me for my mind?

The crazy part, yeah.

Well, you're in luck,

'cause I feel like getting

crazy this weekend.

Well, don't get too

crazy there, Sadie.

I'll have to lock you

up in that prison.

Ugh.

I hate passing that place.

Always creeps me out.

I promise to visit

you every Sunday.

Just for you and me

Just for you and me

Oh, my first love

Little did I know

That one can never know

Our love

Will always be...

Baby, I love this place.

- We need to stay here till Christmas.

- Christmas?

Let's just try to make it

through the weekend.

- You're so funny.

- My first love

My first love.

Kevin, you know I love you,

not just for your money.

Mostly for your gorgeous hair.

Looks like a storm's rolling in.

That's going to be so romantic.

Oh, God.

You're going to get cancer.

I don't inhale.

Besides, they're not

as bad as cigarettes.

These never bothered you when

we first started going out.

You clearly haven't learned

that girls put up

with a lot of things

before they lock you in.

I'm your girlfriend now.

Things change, you know.

I choose to defy you.

Does that turn you on?

No.

But...

this does.

I have a feeling this is going

to be a whiskey weekend.

You know what I mean?

Capital idea.

Mm-hmm.

Now, I bet you...

want to f*** me right now.

Wait. You're right.

You're going to have

to catch me first.

Ow.

Come on, old man.

This is good for me,

'cause I want to do

the Ironman next year...

- Come on!

- ... and this kind of cardio

is exactly what I need.

Trying to kill me.

Whoo!

- All righty.

- I win.

I guess since you won,

you qualify for the victory swim.

No!

Come and get it!

What's this?

Kevin, do you love me?

Of course I love you.

Even though I'm crazy?

I love you 'cause you're crazy.

I think we should get out.

No, no, I don't care.

I don't care.

If lightning strikes us right now,

it'd be God's way of keeping

us together for eternity.

Let's live a little longer,

shall we?

You know what you get, don't you?

What?

What?

What are you doing?

- You're the winner.

- Oh, my God.

On the behalf of the community,

we'd like to bestow this award upon you.

You just came three minutes ago.

Well, I'm not Superman.

Yes, well, I am your Kryptonite,

but I need to go dry our

messy, messy clothes.

- Okay?

- Okay,

- Leave me alone for five minutes.

- Yeah, all right. Fine.

We'll be right out here.

Kevin,

tell me how much you love me again.

Okay, I love you again.

I'm serious.

You know how much I love you.

Do you think we're going

to grow old together?

Sadie, you having a

girl moment right now?

Is that what that is?

Can you really be happy having sex

with just one woman for

the rest of your life?

As long as that one

woman was you, yeah.

For the rest of your life?

Starting today, the only p*ssy

you'll ever have is mine?

As long as you're attached to it.

So...

you'll never cheat on me?

Honey, you're too cute, all right?

Now cut it out, would you?

Stop being so serious.

Come over here and kiss me already.

What's a fella got to do?

Where are my cigarettes, honey?

You give me so much grief

for smoking cigars,

and you smoke that sh*t?

You know how much I hate

that medication you take.

We've had this argument.

Yeah, I know, and for good reason.

Psychs are paid by

pharmaceutical companies

to prescribe that sh*t.

It's a total scam.

I think meds make

people more crazy.

Some people need it.

You've never been manic.

You don't understand.

If you want me to get off my meds,

get me pregnant.

I'd stop taking 'em

if I was pregnant.

I think we'd have to be

married first for that.

Is that a proposal?

I know what you want.

I'm going to give you

what you really want.

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