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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
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Scott Pilgrim is
dating a high-schooler?
Really? Is she hot?
How old are you now,
Scott? Like, 28?
I'm not playing your
little games, kids.
So, you've been out of high
school for, like, 13 years.
I'm 22. Twenty-two.
And you're dating a high-school
girl. Not bad, not bad.
Thank you, thank you.
So, did you guys, like,
you know, do it yet?
We have done many things.
We ride the bus together.
And we have meaningful conversations
about how yearbook club went
and about her friends
and, you know, drama.
Have you
even kissed her?
but then she got embarrassed.
Well, aren't you
pleased as punch.
I don't know what
you're talking about.
So, what's her name?
Knives Chau.
She's Chinese.
Wicked.
So, when do we
get to meet her?
Oh, please,
let it be soon.
That's for me.
Hi.
You promise to be good?
Of course I'll be good.
Seriously,
please be good.
Am I normally not?
Hey, Knives, this is Stephen
Stills. He's the talent.
Hey.
Is she gonna
geek out on us?
She'll just sit
in the corner, man.
I mean, I want her
to geek out on us.
She'll geek. She geeks.
She has the capacity to geek.
Okay.
You're good.
Wow.
Here, let me
get your coat.
Hi.
Knives, that's Kim.
Sorry,
what was your name?
Kim.
And you play the drums?
Yes.
That is so awesome.
Knives, that's Young Neil.
Hi.
Hi.
What do you play?
Wow, Zelda, Tetris.
That's kind of
a big question.
Okay, let's start
with Launchpad McQuack.
That's not
We are Sex Bob-Omb!
One, two, three, four!
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Laminate the stasis
Mama, mama serpentine
I got a breathalyzer
And my body's clean
Yeah! Yeah!
Thank you!
Get ready
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah!
You guys are so
amazing.
She seems nice.
Yeah.
Yeah, she seems awesome.
Yeah.
Scott, if your life had
Yeah. Wait, what?
I mean, are you really happy
or are you really evil?
Like, do I have ulterior
motives or something?
I'm offended, Kim.
Wounded, even?
Hurt, Kim.
You? Hurt?
Neil, you were saying
about "she seems awesome.' '
Yeah, she seems awesome.
Yeah.
Before you hear some dirty
lies from someone else,
yes, I'm dating
a 17-year-old.
Oh, is he cute?
Does this mean we have
to stop sleeping together?
You see another bed in here?
Yeah. You're totally
my b*tch forever.
So, the whole 17-year-old thing,
don't tell too many people.
Hey, you know me.
I mean, don't tell my sister.
You know me.
Who are you texting?
Seventeen years old?
Scandal!
That's not true.
Who told you?
Wallace. Duh.
That gossipy b*tch.
You know me.
Wallace!
Who is this
mystery child you date?
Her name's Knives Chau.
She's Chinese.
A 17-year-old Chinese
schoolgirl? You're ridiculous.
It's a Catholic school, too.
With the uniform
and everything?
Yeah. The whole deal.
Oh, my God.
You guys haven't...
No, no, no, no. We haven't
even held hands yet.
Scott,
why are you doing this?
I don't know. It's just nice,
you know? It's just simple.
It's been over a year
since you got dumped
by She-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named.
So...
Are you
legitimately moving on
or is this just
you being insane?
Can I get back
to you on that?
I do not wanna
be here at all.
This school
has boys, too.
I hate you. Even I would think
twice about dating a 17-year-old.
Well, she's only
allowed out
when the sun is up,
so I wouldn't call it dating.
It's more like...
Playtime?
That doesn't sound so good, either. No.
Scott!
Hey, Knives.
This is my cool, gay
roommate, Wallace Wells.
Hi.
He's gay.
Oh, do you wanna know
who in my class is gay?
Yes, does he wear glasses?
Wallace, you go now. Begone.
You're too good
for him. Run.
Get ready!
Here we go!
Did you know that the original
name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man?
You'd think it was because
but it actually comes from the
Japanese phrase "paku-paku,"
which means, "to flap one's
mouth open and closed.' '
They changed it
because they thought that
"Puck-Man" would be
too easy to vandalize.
You know,
the "P" and turn it
into an "F" or whatever.
Oh, my God! Like, wow!
Combo!
Yeah. Wow.
Continue?
Nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four,
three...
Oh, I got it.
... two, one.
I don't listen
to that much music.
I mean, I know a lot of kids who play
piano or whatever, but you guys...
You guys rock.
Well, I knew
I personally rocked,
but I never suspected
that we rocked as a unit.
So, thank you, Knives.
I mean, you guys
are gonna be huge.
Well, we're already
pretty big,
but, yeah, I guess
it'd be cool
if cool people started wearing
our T-shirt or whatever.
Cool.
Yeah, yeah.
Excuse me, do you have anything
by The Clash at Demonhead?
Have you tried the section
marked "The Clash at Demonhead"?
Thank you, Julie.
Are you coming
to my party Friday,
or will you be
busy babysitting?
Thank you, Julie.
You don't want
to listen to her.
And you definitely don't
want to listen to them.
Oh, I heart them so much.
Yeah, I hearted them, too, until
and the lead singer turned into a
total b*tch and ruined my life forever.
But that's just me.
Envy Adams is so cool.
Do you read her blog?
Sorry, you were
saying about me?
I mean, I've never gone
out with anyone so talented.
Go out with
a lot of guys?
No.
Yeah, so, whatever, man.
I've never even
kissed a guy.
Hey,
me, neither.
Here you go.
So, this is
your secret lair?
Yeah, yeah.
Can I come in?
My secret lair
is one of those
"No girls allowed"- type
deals.
Okay.
But do you wanna see the
house where I grew up?
Sure!
Come on.
There you go.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
Oh, God.
So alone.
You're not alone.
What?
You're just having
some idiotic dream.
Does that mean
we can make out?
Oh, God!
What is it, Scott?
I had this
totally weird dream.
Oh, God.
What is it,
Other Scott?
Can we skip the dreamtime?
Color me not interested.
But there was this girl.
Girl?
Was this
an Envy-related dream?
We don't use
the E-word in this house.
No, it wasn't her.
It was somebody new.
Yay for that.
Speaking of new,
weren't you supposed to take
your fake high-school girlfriend
to the library
a half-hour ago?
What? It's like 6:00
in the morning.
Shh!
It's weird.
What's weird?
Libraries remind me
of grade school.
That must seem like
a really long time ago.
Yeah, let's talk
about something else.
Do you know that girl?
Scott!
What?
You only played one note
for that entire song.
My hand slipped.
Is your girlfriend
distracting you?
My girlfriend?
I'll be quieter.
Let's do that one again.
Sorry, what are we doing?
I told you, like, 50 times!
We're going
to this party, retard.
Party?
At Julie's.
I thought
you guys split up.
We did, but there might be some
label guys there, so, you know...
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