Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Page #2

Oh, man, this is gonna suck. Suck!

At least it'll give us

something to complain about.

Oh, man!

This sucks!

Sucks!

I'm gonna go pee

due to boredom.

I have to pee.

You know, so I told him

you've got a really good sound,

and I think that you

should market your sound

to deaf people, because... Scott! Hey!

Hey, Comeau.

How about this party? You

getting your drink on here?

No, I don't drink.

This is just Coke Zero.

What do you mean,

you don't drink?

I distinctly remember you being very

drunk off a couple of G-and-T's...

Hey, Comeau,

you know everyone, right?

Yeah, pretty much, I do.

You know this one girl

with hair like this?

Yes, that's Ramona Flowers.

Somebody said she was gonna

be here tonight, actually.

What?

Oh, Scott.

You have the hots for her or

something? I gotta tell you though,

I hear that she's

a little hardcore.

Hey, what's up?

Nothing.

Hey, you know Pac-Man?

I know of him.

Well, Pac-Man was

originally called Puck-Man.

They changed it because...

Not because Pac-Man looks

like a hockey puck.

"Paku-paku" means

"flap your mouth,"

and that they were afraid

people would change...

Scratch out the "P" and

turn it into an "F," like...

Yeah, that's amazing.

Um...

Am I dreaming?

I'll leave you alone

forever now.

Thanks.

Dude!

What?

She's totally real!

Who?

Ramona Flowers.

What?

Dude! What do you know

about Ramona Flowers?

All I know is

that she is American.

American.

Why don't you go talk

to Sandra and Monique?

They know a lot more.

Lady-dudes. What do you

know about Ramona Flowers?

I heard she has

a boyfriend.

Yeah. Some guy

back in New York.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What else?

I heard she kicks

all kinds of ass.

She's on another level.

She has men

dying at her feet.

She's got some

battle scars, dude.

What about Ramona Flowers?

You know her?

Tell me now.

She just moved here.

Got a job at Amazon.

Comes into my work.

Does she really?

Didn't you say she just

broke up with someone?

Did she really?

They had a huge fight,

or whatever.

Did they really?

Yes! But I didn't want Scott

to know that, Stephen.

Yeah, I don't know what

it is about that girl.

Scott, I forbid you

from hitting on Ramona,

even if you haven't had a

real girlfriend in over a year.

Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Scott's

mourning period is officially over.

He's totally dating

a high-schooler.

Dating a high-schooler

is the mourning period.

She's got a point.

I thought

you guys broke up.

I don't want you scaring off the

coolest girl at my party, Scott.

We all know you're a total

lady-killer wannabe, jerky-jerk.

That's completely untrue.

That time with Lisa?

That was a misunderstanding.

That time with Hollie? That

wasn't what it looked like.

That time you

dumped Kim for...

Okay. Me and Kim are

all good now, all right?

Whatever! Ramona's out of your

league. Let's just leave it at that.

Besides, I'm not even sure

she did have a big breakup.

She keeps mentioning

some guy named Gideon.

Yeah, I don't know what

it is about that girl.

Forget it, Scott!

Guess who's drunk?

I guess Wallace.

You guess right.

So, that girl

from my dream...

Girl. Okay.

I saw her at the library.

Library. Can I pretend

we're talking about a guy?

And then I'm at this party

and, hey, there she is.

Hey, there he is.

I think she's...

I think he's...

I think she's

the girl of my dreams.

Mmm.

Then you should break up with

your fake high-school girlfriend.

I've never been

so sure about something.

Then you should break up with

your fake high-school girlfriend.

What's that?

You should break up with your

fake high-school girlfriend.

I'm not getting it, friend.

You're thinking of

juggling two chicks?

Not even!

Well, you should break up with

your fake high-school girlfriend.

Wait, who told you?

Wallace. Duh!

He's not even conscious.

Whatever.

You of all people should know

how sucky it is to get cheated on.

Don't you have

a job to do?

You're right. I should send

out a mass text about this. Bye.

Wallace,

how do you do that?

Wallace!

Amazon. Ca,

what's the website for that?

"Amazon. Ca.' '

I have to order

something really cool.

You've got mail.

Dude, this thing

claims I have mail.

It's amazing what we can do

with computers these days.

Dude, now I'm reading it.

So happy for you.

"Dear Mr. Pilgrim, it

has come to my attention

"that we will be

fighting soon.

"My name is Matthew Patel,

and... ' ' Blah, blah, blah...

"Fair warning... Mano y mano...

Seven evil... ' ' Blah, blah.

This is...

This is... This is...

What?

This is boring.

Delete.

Scott,

are you waiting for the

package you just ordered?

Maybe.

It's the weekend. It won't ship

until Monday at the earliest.

You were saying?

Attack hug!

Hey!

Attack hug. That's so cute. So cute.

You don't remember?

You're supposed to meet me at

the bus stop a half-hour ago.

How could I

possibly forget?

Yearbook club

is so boring.

I cannot believe the music

they put on while we work.

That's sucky.

Hannah broke up with Alan

and now she's all into Derek.

But then Tamara claims

she has dibs on Derek.

I tell you.

Bad!

Bad!

Bad!

Bad!

Bad!

Okay. I'm sorry,

that was all me.

Solo round!

Uh-oh.

Nega ninja.

Nega ninja!

I can never get

past that guy.

Don't beat

yourself up about it.

Game over!

Do you want

to keep going?

Continue? Nine, eight,

seven, six, five...

I think...

... four, three...

I think that we should...

... two, one.

Game on, everybody.

Game on.

I got us a show.

Oh, my gosh, when?

Wednesday.

The Rockit. And even

better, it's the T.I.B.B.

Whoa!

The Toronto International

Battle of the Bands?

That's right.

This guy at work was like, "Steve,

you know anybody in a band?"

And I was like,

"I'm in a band.' '

And he was like,

"You're in a band?"

And I was like, "Yeah,

I am totally in a band.' '

Great story, man.

Is there a prize

or something?

Only a record deal

with G-Man Graves.

Who's that?

You don't know?

Indie producer

of the millennium.

Oh.

If we win, it won't just be

Knives wearing Sex Bob-Omb shirts.

It'll be the cool kids, too.

I promise

I will do everything I can to get

out of the study group and come.

I have to pee.

Oh, my gosh,

who are you battling?

Crash and the Boys.

That one band

with Crash, and those boys?

Yeah, that's the one.

I hate them.

Oh, my gosh,

I hate them, too.

Yeah, they suck.

They suck bad.

Hey!

Hey!

Uh, Scott Pilgrim?

Hi, I was thinking

about asking you out,

but then I realized

how stupid that would be.

So, do you want

to go out sometime?

No, that's okay. You can

just sign for this, all right?

I just woke up, and you were in my dream.

I dreamt that you were delivering

me this package. Is that weird?

It's not weird at all.

It's not?

No, it's just that you

have this really convenient

subspace highway running through

your head that I like to use.

It's, like,

three miles in 15 seconds.

Right, right.

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