Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Page #9

know how to put on a show, right?

That's incredible.

What the hell is your deal?

You stole him!

Stole him!

I don't know what

you're talking about.

You liar! Liar!

I didn't steal your boyfriend!

I didn't steal Scott!

I didn't steal anyone!

You steal

my boyfriend!

Wait! Wait!

Can we please stop all this

fighting? Nobody stole anybody.

Knives, I dated you

and then I dated Ramona, okay?

Maybe I forgot to tell

Knives right away.

You cheated on me, Scott?

You cheated on both of us?

You cheated on me

with Knives?

No,

I cheated on Knives

with you.

Is there a difference?

You weren't wronged?

Right?

Game over.

Scotty,

you can cheat on these ladies all you like.

But you can't cheat

death.

Oh, man.

Sorry.

Dying's got to suck.

You know what sucks?

Getting killed by that guy.

Why him?

It's complicated.

Well, I'm not going anywhere,

so now might be

a good time to get into it.

Truth is, it was me

who was obsessed.

I was crazy about him.

But he ignored me.

I was more alone when we were

together than I ever was on my own.

That's why I had to leave.

And that's when

he started paying attention.

So, why go back?

I can't help myself

around him, Scott,

he just has this way of

getting into my head.

Well, that's

legitimately disappointing.

I really will leave you alone forever now.

No, he literally has a way

of getting into my head.

That is evil.

I didn't mean for you to

get dragged into this, Scott.

I just wanted

something simple.

I'm sorry

it had to end this way.

Well, I really

fought for you.

Maybe I'm not the one you

should have been fighting for.

What? Wait.

But I feel like

I learned something.

Which would be great

if I wasn't dead.

So alone.

You're not alone.

Right!

Your hair looks stupid.

Second password?

Yeah, I saw it.

It's just the comic book

is better than the movie.

No fun

Scott! Let it go.

Don't worry,

I know what I'm doing.

Stephen,

the new lineup rocks.

You guys sound

way better without me.

Young Neil,

you have learned well.

From this point forward

you will be known as "Neil.' '

And, Kim,

I'm sorry about everything.

I'm sorry about me.

Scott Pilgrim!

Hey, buddy!

Save it! You're

pretentious! This club sucks!

I've got beef.

Let's do it.

Wait, wait, wait!

You want to

fight me for her?

No.

I want to fight you for me.

Um...

Kim!

We are Sex Bob-Omb

and we are here to watch

Scott Pilgrim

kick your teeth in!

One! Two! Three! Four!

How's it going back there?

You dick!

Knives?

I know you're in here.

Don't attack...

Scott!

Steal my boyfriend!

Taste my steel!

Enough!

No, Scott.

This fat-ass hurt me

and I will have my revenge!

No, Knives, I hurt you.

I cheated on you.

I cheated on both of you.

I'm really sorry.

And you're not a fat-ass.

She didn't mean that.

So, are we all good?

Never felt better.

Yoo-hoo!

Are we done with

the hugging and learning?

I thought we had

a fight going on here!

You've got a fight,

all right!

Wrong move, baby.

Hey.

You made me

swallow my gum.

It's gonna be in my digestive

tract for seven years.

Yeah, still my girl.

Let's both be girls.

Bad! Bad!

What?

Get ready!

Here we go!

Good! Good! Good!

Combo!

Perfect!

Who do you

think you are, Pilgrim?

You think you're

better than me?

I'll tell you what you are.

A pain in my ass!

You know

how long it took

to get all the evil exes'

contact information

so I could form

this stupid league?

Like, two hours!

Two hours!

You're not cool

enough for Ramona.

You're zero!

You're nothing!

Me? I'm what's hip.

I'm what's happening!

I'm blowing up right now!

You are blowing up.

Right now!

K- O!

Wow!

Yeah, wow.

There goes our deal!

We're still

getting paid, right?

There goes our deal.

Oh! Oh, God!

You two make

a good combo.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Scott Pilgrim.

You can defeat me, Scott,

but can you defeat yourself?

Uh-oh!

Nega Scott.

Nega Scott!

No.

This is something

I have to face.

Myself.

Solo round!

They have this incredible

French toast with bananas on it

and you get bacon

on the side.

I'm liking that.

Let's do it next week.

Yeah, Tuesday.

Yeah, all right. Be good.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey.

What happened?

Nothing, we just shot the sh*t.

He's just a really nice guy.

We're gonna get

brunch next week.

We actually have

a lot in common.

Your hair,

it's getting really shaggy.

It is?

Yeah.

You should probably

get it cut.

Yeah, you're right.

I should get it cut.

At a salon.

Salon, yeah.

That sounds really nice.

Hey.

You're going?

I should probably disappear.

After all that?

I still need a new life.

I came here to escape, but

the past keeps catching up.

I'm tired of people

getting hurt because of me.

I'm pretty sure

I'm gonna get over it.

I don't mean just you.

I understand.

I should thank you, though.

For what?

For being the nicest guy

I ever dated.

That's kind of sad.

It is kind of sad.

Bye, and stuff.

Yeah. And stuff.

Go, get her.

What?

You've been fighting

for her all along.

But what about you?

I'll be fine.

I'm too cool

for you anyway.

Ciao, Knives.

Go.

Hey.

Hey, mind if I tag along?

You want to come with me?

Yeah, I thought

maybe we could try again.

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