Second Chance Christmas Page #11

can't even keep a goldfish alive.

But she can't even keep a goldfish alive.

There's no way I'm living with

a goldfish alive. There's

no way I'm living with her.

There's no way I'm living with her.

And she travels too much.

Her. and she travels too much.

But I prayed to god.

And she travels too much. But I

prayed to god. He'll send somebody.

But I prayed to god. He'll send somebody.

Just like I prayed for mom to

he'll send somebody. Just like I prayed

for mom to get some help, and she married

just like I prayed for mom to get

some help, and she married you.

Get some help, and she married you.

You think god brought me

you. you think god brought

me and your mother together.

You think god brought me and your

mother together. I know he did.

And your mother together. I know he did.

And what about taking her

I know he did. And

what about taking her away?

And what about taking her away?

Did he do that, too.

Away? did he do that, too.

Well, mama always said, you

did he do that, too. Well, mama

always said, you never know god's plan.

Well, mama always said, you never know

god's plan. You just got to trust that he

never know god's plan. You just got to

trust that he knows better than we do.

You just got to trust that he knows better

than we do. We just got to find a way to

knows better than we do. We just got to find

a way to tolerate each other until then.

We just got to find a way to tolerate

each other until then. Coexist.

Tolerate each other until then.

Coexist. Yeah, coexist.

Coexist. yeah, coexist.

Okay.

You want some breakfast? No, I'm good.

But, um... I, um...

No, I'm good. But, um...

I, um... What?

But, um... I, um... What?

What... What?

What? what... What?

What... what do you want to

what... what? what...

what do you want to ask me?

What... what do you want to ask me?

N-nah, it's n-nothing.

Ask me? N-nah, it's n-nothing.

O-okay, so...

N-nah, it's n-nothing. O-okay, so...

There's this... Girl in school...

O-okay, so... There's this... Girl in

school... Ah, man, this is awkward.

There's this... Girl in school...

Ah, man, this is awkward. Um...

Ah, man, this is awkward. Um...

[ Sighs ] Well, our whole

um... [ sighs ] Well, our

whole relationship is awkward.

[ Sighs ] well, our whole relationship

is awkward. Kind of like whoever taught you

relationship is awkward. Kind of like

whoever taught you how to tie that tie.

Kind of like whoever taught you

how to tie that tie. Hey, look...

How to tie that tie. Hey, look...

We've only got so much time

hey, look... We've only got so much

time together anyway, though, right?

We've only got so much time together anyway,

though, right? Might as well use me while

together anyway, though, right?

Might as well use me while you can.

Might as well use me while you can.

I'm listening.

You can. I'm listening.

Okay, s...

I'm listening. Okay, s...

so there's this hot girl in

okay, s... so there's this hot girl

in school, and I'm pretty sure she

so there's this hot girl in school, and I'm

pretty sure she doesn't even know I exist.

School, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't even

know I exist. But I figured you were pretty

doesn't even know I exist. But I figured

you were pretty good with girls, so...

But I figured you were pretty

good with girls, so... Ah.

Good with girls, so... Ah.

What makes you think she, uh...

ah. what makes you think she, uh

what makes you think she doesn't

what makes you think she, uh... what

makes you think she doesn't know you?

What makes you think she doesn't know you?

Well, she's really pretty,

know you? Well, she's really

pretty, and she dates this guy on

well, she's really pretty, and she

dates this guy on the basketball team.

And she dates this guy on the basketball

team. And I think she thinks my name

the basketball team. And I think

she thinks my name is Terrence.

And I think she thinks my name is Terrence.

Yeah, that's not good.

Is Terrence. Yeah, that's not good.

Um, got any other prospects?

Yeah, that's not good. Um, got any

other prospects? N-never mind.

Um, got any other prospects? N-never

mind. I don't think this was a good

n-never mind. I don't

think this was a good idea.

I don't think this was a good idea.

No, no, no, no, no.

Idea. no, no, no, no, no.

It's cool.

No, no, no, no, no. It's cool.

What I just mean is she may be

it's cool. What I just mean

is she may be a lot of work.

What I just mean is she may be a

lot of work. Is she worth it?

A lot of work. Is she worth it?

She's worth it all right.

Is she worth it? She's worth it

all right. Oh, okay, all right.

She's worth it all right. Oh, okay,

all right. Well, first thing you got to

oh, okay, all right. Well, first thing

you got to realize is girls are just

well, first thing you got to

realize is girls are just people.

Realize is girls are just people.

Not her.

People. not her.

She's amazing.

Not her. She's amazing.

I... okay.

She's amazing. I... okay.

I don't doubt that at all.

I... okay. I don't doubt that at all.

But all I'm... you got to get

I don't doubt that at all. But all I'm... you

got to get past the part where you think

but all I'm... you got to get past the part where

you think girls are some kind of different

past the part where you think girls

are some kind of different species.

Girls are some kind of different species.

They want and like the same

species. they want and like

the same things you or I do.

They want and like the same things you

or I do. So you think she likes to

things you or I do. So you think she

likes to read science fiction books

so you think she likes to read science

fiction books and watch zombie movies?

Read science fiction books and watch

zombie movies? I don't know.

And watch zombie movies? I don't know.

That's not what I mean, but what

I don't know. That's not what I mean,

but what I'm saying is that, you know,

that's not what I mean, but what I'm saying is

that, you know, you got to get past the feeling

I'm saying is that, you know, you got to get

past the feeling that girls are some kind of

you got to get past the feeling that girls are

some kind of distant, unattainable species

that girls are some kind of distant, unattainable

species that live on another planet,

distant, unattainable species that live

on another planet, you know what I mean?

That live on another planet, you know

what I mean? I-i don't know what that

you know what I mean? I-i

don't know what that means.

I-i don't know what that means.

Okay, look, with women, it's

means. okay, look, with women,

it's all about confidence.

Okay, look, with women, it's all about

confidence. There are three things you got

all about confidence. There are three things

you got to do to make a woman fall for

there are three things you got to

do to make a woman fall for you.

To do to make a woman fall for you.

Come here.

You. come here. This tie...

Come here. This tie... Uh,

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