Second Nature Page #7

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Alright so just say it.

Alright, I wish for

our old life back.

I wish it too.

Oh, we were holding

it to that thing.

Right!

Okay you ready?

Amanda!

Nat?!

I'm not gonna

lose my best friend!

No, no, no.

Don't!

Don't do it!

Are we back?

I don't know.

Oh thank God.

Oh thank God.

Are you serious?

Whoa?

Wait.

Oh my God.

This is amazing.

Oh what's amazing?

Nat?

Are you okay?

Yeah, what, are

we in a lesbian bar?

You're still flipped.

She was holding

the mirror with us

when we.

Wait, oh my God.

It's broken, I don't,

I don't know how we're

gonna get you back.

Whatever.

I'll just stay here

and shake things

up with you chumps.

Okay well listen,

it's gonna be really

weird for you out there

so you might puke.

Or pee your pants.

Or like queef.

But definitely something's

coming out of my body

is what you're telling

me right now right?

Are those fake b*obs?

Yeah.

Why?

We'll go over it later.

Hey Dex.

Dex wake up.

Are we home?

No.

I am.

Listen, this isn't working.

We're not a match in any world.

Amanda I...

I'm gonna throw up!

What is up with Dex?

I think we need to

introduce you to Louisburg.

Yeah?

Show me what you got.

Hey listen, been

thinking a lot about the

whole paternity leave thing.

I wanna do it for ya.

I wanna make it as

long as possible.

Really?

Yeah, you deserve it man.

Thank you.

Absolutely, I

genuinely mean that.

Give me one second boys

I gotta go do something.

Hey everyone, hi.

I just wanted to thank

you all for coming out

and supporting me tonight.

This is gonna

sound really weird,

but I've had a

very transformative

last five or six minutes.

And I've had a bit

of a change of heart.

And a change of clothes.

And I've realized that

I can't be your Mayor.

What?

Yeah, I can't be your Mayor

because I've found

someone who's better

suited for the position.

She's determined, she's honest,

and she's gonna take

this town by the balls.

So I hope you can

all stand behind me

in giving your support

to Amanda Maxwell.

Get up there Maxwell.

Let's see it.

Thank you Bret.

Wow, those are really kind words

from someone that

I've gotten to know

better than I ever

thought I would want to.

Said with love.

If I'm elected your Mayor

I will work with

the City Council

to hire Bret Johnson

as our City Manager.

Because he'd be great at that.

Nice.

Because if there's

one thing I've learned,

it's that behind every

great woman there is a man.

Staring at her ass.

So are you happy with

how the new Mayor

has been taking

care of Hillview?

A lot better than the way

she took care of my mirror.

Sorry.

Oh that's okay dear.

Grandma,

it was really fun seeing

you in the other dimension

I have to say.

Oh really, what did I do?

Oh you know,

cuss like a sailor.

Oh my goodness.

Tried to sleep with

every man I know.

Yeah, it was cool.

Are you gonna

dig this up again

in another 30 years?

Maybe we won't have to.

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