Seems Like Old Times Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1980
- 102 min
- 987 Views
What can you do?
I was in the Navy
for three years.
Served on the bridge.
some help with their boats.
See you tomorrow.
Bye. Let's get out of here.
- We won an overtime.
And don't call me boss.
Didn't you see Roots?
Chester, where'd
you get that hat?
From a chauffeur.
- No, I found it.
- On a chauffeur.
Chester, the only reason I made you a
chauffeur is to keep you from stealing.
Why are you doing this to me?
Because I wanna be as good a
chauffeur as I am a stealer.
Well, there's a certain sincere
logic in that, I suppose.
I hope you boys
won't be offended by this,
but, I gotta get back to work.
And I was wondering
if I could quit the gang.
Be willing to give up
my share of the money.
Obviously,
I'd be sworn to secrecy.
You know, I think we've all grown
really close to each other
since this morning.
What do you say, Bee Gee?
If the man wants out,
let him out.
Really appreciate that, Bee Gee.
Forget I mentioned the name.
Is this a good spot here?
Maybe near a bus depot.
Or here. Here's good.
I like here a lot.
Okay.
Step out any place you want.
Any chance of, uh,
stopping the car first?
Not here!
You realize you went through a
stop sign back there, don't you?
Can't help it. I don't like
to read while I drive.
When are we gonna
discuss my raise?
Raise? I can't afford you now.
This is my 12th case
in the same suit.
- 8:
15 tomorrow morning.- Mmm-hmm.
Hi. Hi, fellas. Hi.
Ooh!
You're smothering me!
Hey, all right, who peed?
And don't blame it on the
cats, they're in the kitchen.
- Hi, honey.
- IRA:
Hi, Glen.Come on.
Come on, you bad dogs.
Stan, I want you to know, if it
embarrasses you in any way whatsoever,
I'll bow out now.
I know as much about it
as you do.
Glenda just got in now.
I don't think she knows.
What's the matter, Aurora,
you sound grouchy.
What's the matter?
I got six dogs, two cats, five goldfish,
a chauffeur, a man and woman to feed,
and none of you eats the
same time or the same food.
Five dogs, not six.
Well, one of them
has a guest for dinner.
Oh, my God!
Where did he come from?
If I was a stray dog, this is
Oh, he must've been the one
who peed on the floor.
what he's done on the stairs.
Oh, I'll clean it up.
Don't tell Mr. Parks.
He's so busy
he won't notice it for weeks.
He will if he doesn't wear
slippers around the house.
I'm sorry, Stanley,
I missed that.
Glenda, Glenda.
No, we're still on
for dinner Tuesday.
Yeah. Oh, well,
I appreciate that.
Okay, I'll see you then.
I'll sign over everything
I have in the world to you
if you give those dogs
their freedom.
They miss me,
they haven't seen me all day.
Neither have I,
and I'm not barking.
Yes, you are.
I have to talk to you, I can't hear
myself think. Let's go upstairs.
No, not the stairs,
in the garden.
- Yes, it's much quieter there.
I've got some news, Glen,
some wonderful news.
- Oh, God, no!
- They ate my corn.
No, the rabbits,
they ate my beautiful corn.
Glen, I've got
some exciting news.
- Oh, Ira, I could cry.
- Glen, to hell with the corn.
We could've gone to Europe for it cost
us for growing six lousy ears of corn.
- Please, I just want to talk.
- I'm sorry.
- Sit down, please.
They offered me the
attorney general spot.
Stan called
and asked me himself.
Oh, Ira, I'm so happy for you.
You deserve it, sweetheart.
You're gonna make the most decent and
honorable attorney general they ever had.
I'm going to try, Glen.
Oh, what a wonderful surprise!
- Mmm-hmm.
Your ex-husband robbed a bank
in Carmel.
Nick
I don't believe it.
You can believe it.
Our wedding pictures
didn't turn out that good.
GLENDA:
It's not like him.Huh?
I said Nick would never
rob a bank.
He needed money, I guess.
You don't get rich spending
That's what I mean.
The man goes to Mexico to write
and winds up in to jail
for smuggling drugs.
That's not like him.
When was the last time you thought
anybody was guilty of anything?
All right, Glen,
Wild Kingdom or me?
They're getting off.
Come on, get down.
Get down, Hamlet.
Why am I always the last one from the
neighborhood to get into bed with you?
You're not gonna sleep with that
picture under your pillow, are you?
He looks so gaunt.
So thin.
Don't worry, they'll feed him
great at San Quentin.
- Ira.
If they catch Nick, how will
you feel if I defended him?
Like the mess you cleaned up
on the stairs tonight.
There's another one
under the blanket.
under the covers.
I'll get it.
There's hair all over the place.
The place is just covered
with hair.
I can feel it on my legs.
ATTENDANT:
Thanks a lot.Come back again.
- I didn't get my candy.
Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
I'm a family man!
I want my Milk Duds.
I didn't get my Milk Duds.
I don't have any cash. We don't keep
cash at night, only credit cards.
I don't want your credit cards.
I want my Milk Duds.
I haven't eaten in two days,
I'm desperate.
Now, move!
Okay, pick them up.
And nothing with peanut butter.
I don't like peanut butter.
You like Nestle's Crunch?
Nestle's Crunch are good.
I'm not a crook,
I just want what I paid for.
We don't have Milk Duds, uh
You like a Clark bar?
How about a Crispy
Zagnut's good. Zagnut.
All right, okay, turn around
and count from 5 to 600.
No funny business.
You try anything and
I'll be back tomorrow night.
One, two, three, four, five
Stale! You guys
ever change your candy?
Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen
So, anyway, this son of a gun lifted every
one of my lecture notes in law school
and he makes Attorney General.
You can't fight crime
without first experiencing it.
- Mmm-hmm.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
- Oh, yeah.
- I've been watching you.
Two hors d'oeuvres for you and one for
the guests is not what I had in mind.
Who, me?
You have one in your mouth
right now, haven't you?
- No, I don't.
Would you like me
to ask you to whistle?
Look, if gotta work two jobs,
I've gotta eat for two jobs.
Well, at least give the guests
first choice,
and fill up the tray again.
Okay.
What's the matter?
What happened?
She opened the bedroom door and
a pack of wild dogs jumped her.
What happened?
She opened the bedroom door and
a pack of wild dogs jumped her.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no, no, they're not wild,
they're friendly.
They just get carried away.
All right. Shh. Quiet.
All right.
Didn't I tell you
to keep the door locked?
Did you see Polonius,
Yeah, he got out.
- My cousin's fighting.
He's getting the crap
kicked out of him.
At least he's working.
Oh!
Now, keep the door
Get over here Locked.
Has anyone seen Polonius?
He came in this door
and went out that one.
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