Seems Like Old Times Page #6
- PG
- Year:
- 1980
- 102 min
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You brought chicken and beer out
to me and Charlie last night.
We're much obliged.
Oh, the chicken and the beer.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Awfully nice of you. Okay, just
watch that sign next time.
- You bet I will.
- Just one other thing, ma'am.
- Why is that man
lying on the floor?
That man.
- Oh, that man!
- Yes, ma'am.
- Why is that man
lying on the floor?
- Yes, he's fine.
What happened?
- He was, um
- Hit.
- He was hit!
- They ran.
- And then he ran.
- They ran.
They ran.
Uh, they hit him and ran.
Yeah, the car came and
hit him and ran.
- No, I came late.
Uh, no, he went in
to get my breakfast
and I pulled him in myself.
I, of course, will represent
him as his attorney.
Can I have your name, please?
Friedlander.
Harris J. Friedlander,
from Oxnard.
- Designer.
presidents out of driftwood.
and the handicapped.
OFFICER:
Do you haveany identification?
- No, they They mugged me.
- They mugged you.
- After they hit me.
- Did you get the make of the car or the license number?
I didn't have a chance. I
was up and down so quickly.
I really think we should
get him to the hospital.
Didn't you say you were
rushing to get to court?
After. After the hospital.
You better follow us.
We'll make better time.
- Stick to my tail.
- Right. Over and out.
- Don't ask me any questions. You'll be better off.
- Yes, ma'am.
(CAR STARTING
AND SIREN WAILING)
Hot damn, I finally get
That bacon was
a little well done.
Is that all that's worrying you
I must be crazy.
Disbarment. Disbarment and
disgrace are all that lies ahead.
That, and a big truck.
- I don't think we'll know
for a few minutes yet.
- Chester!
Okay.
You want to hear my plan?
No. I want you out of my life.
That's part of the plan. I kidnap you,
we lose the cops at the next corner.
I dump the both of you off, I steal
the car and you're in the clear.
How you gonna kidnap us, if
I'm the one driving the car.
- 'Cause I'm holding the gun.
- I buy that.
Turn left at
the next corner, Chet.
Don't listen to him, Chester.
Nick, Nick,
please give yourself up.
If you're innocent, they'll
never send you to jail.
- Is that how it works, Chester.
- Not in my neighborhood.
- Then turn here.
- If you turn, Chester, you're fired.
If you don't turn, I fire.
There's no bullets in it,
Chester. Trust me.
You're gonna trust a woman who
just lied to the police, Chester?
I want a raise.
I definitely want a raise.
Giving escort to a Mrs. Ira
Parks, license number
Where in the hell did they go?
- NICK:
Stop right here.I think I'm two inches shorter.
Okay. Get out of the car.
Come on, kids. Move.
Planning on coming along?
that honeymoon, you know.
Nick, why are you doing this?
Why do you behave this way?
Oh, I don't know.
Ever since I was a kid,
I've had this wild and crazy
desire never to go to jail.
Bye, Glen.
One more little one?
Are you sure you'll be able
to drive with that shoulder?
Are you kidding? A vehicle wasn't
built that I can't handle.
Where were you? I've been trying to get
you on your car radio for 20 minutes.
You should've tried smoke signals.
The Indians stole my car.
Indians?
- My wife's Indians.
- Her car was just stolen, too.
Who did it?
- Her ex-husband.
She reported it?
- No, she was in it.
With him?
He was lying on the floor in the back.
She was kidnapped at gunpoint
and later let go.
- The chauffeur verified it.
A convicted felon who stole the
hubcaps off six limousines
during a funeral service.
He verified it?
You know what the Governor's doing
right now, at this very moment?
He's telling his secretary
not to accept my calls.
Wrong. He's been trying to get
you on the phone for 20 minutes.
Don't accept his calls.
And you expect me to believe
they just borrowed this car?
Yes, your honor.
I had no objection.
found gainful employment?
Yes, they're currently doing
odd jobs for me at home.
"Odd" seems to be
the appropriate word.
The next time they borrow your husband's
car, please tell your husband about it.
- I don't want to see these two young men in here again.
- Yes, Your Honor.
Case dismissed.
- Thanks, Mrs. Parks.
- Keep out of trouble.
Next case.
Rosita Sanchez and
Conchita Velasquez.
- I represent these women, your honor.
- Naturally.
- I'm also their employer.
- Of course.
Mrs. Parks, I have a son who's
looking for a job this summer.
Maybe you have
something for him.
Well, if he gets into trouble,
have him call me.
Want us to pick you up
in the morning, Mr. Parks?
No, I see my car
is back in the garage.
But I'll check with you
just in case.
- Good night.
- All right, thank you.
Stop it! Stop it!
It's me, for Christ sake!
Why didn't you bark
when they took my car?
Why don't you have
a glass of wine, relax,
get into bed, and I'll
tell you the whole story.
He was here last night.
Wasn't he, Glenda? Where
- Over the garage. In the spare room.
- The spare room. Of course.
Why didn't you
invite him up here?
We only had six dogs on the bed.
We could have squeezed him in.
He was injured.
He could hardly walk.
He was cold, he was starved
and he was innocent.
And he needed some help and I was
the only person he could turn to.
You're the only person anyone
can turn to. Except me.
Ira Ira, that's not true.
I'm always here for you.
You come first with me, Ira.
You know that.
- I'm here for you now. Now,
where is he, under the bed?
- I don't know where he is.
- I swear.
- I'm telling you the truth.
- Really.
- Maybe sometimes I get a little crazy.
- I know.
- Overreact a little. You know, something like this
- I know.
Where was he Where was he this morning
when we were up in the spare room?
He was under the bed.
No wonder you want me
to have a glass of wine.
This might be a good time for
me to get into heavy drugs.
Where are you going?
It's my turn to sleep
in the spare room.
- Let go of me, damn it!
It's me!
Get out of the way!
- Hello.
- Not a wink.
- Why don't you bring the wine over?
- We don't have time
to go on vacation.
Why don't we take one up here?
Isn't the bed kind of small?
Not for me.
I'll be right over.
Peace?
I'm sorry if I hurt you.
Don't be silly. I guess I just
wanted a little attention.
- Well, you got it.
Glad I never faced you in court,
especially in that black nightgown.
It's nice and cold.
- I'm just the opposite.
Whoo! There's not much
room here, sir.
You can trust me.
I grew up in a Volkswagen.
Oh, sh*t!
I'm sorry.
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
Come on. I'll move over.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Let me think a minute.
- About what to do.
What to do? There's nothing to do.
I'll do it all.
- No, No! Ira, not here! No.
What's wrong with here?
- Let's go.
Uh, I don't know. I can't
I can't relax.
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