Semma Botha Aagatha Page #2

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I thought I'll clinch that alliance

That won't work

Shall I try talking to her?

You've been in love or what?

To find a bride for you

I don't have to fall in love

Being a girl is enough

But she should be a girl, right?

Who...?

I sent men to hit you?

Who is your son?

How can you ask me this?!

- Don't you know my son?

- No

Hey, come here

He's my son

Hey, if you like him say 'yes'

Otherwise say 'no'

Don't laugh derisively

I can't help laughing

looking at your son!

Does she think she is

God's gift to mankind?

Hey! Who the hell is he?

Hey, I have no clue

who he is

2 or 3 fellows followed me

One of them must have hit him

For your stupid face,

2 or 3 chaps hit on you?

Don't pick a fight with me

Ask whoever hit him

Don't you dare yell at me

My son-

Why do you interrupt

our conversation?

Let me 1st talk to her

Then your turn

Do you love my son or not?

3 chaps are interested in me

Which is your son?

My son has been in love with you

for 3 years, don't you know him?

I know chaps who are in love

for 4 or 5 years diligently

I don't know them

This bashed up face

is also one among them

What is this, son?

Kuzhandhai, come here

Find out what's in her mind

This chap, huh?!

If you're disrespectful

I'll clobber you

All that's fine, do you

love my son or not?

I don't love him

nor anyone else

Okay, you don't have to

be in love at all

Why get into that unholy mess?

Also time is running out

We'll fix the wedding

straight away, pick a date

Wedding...?

Are you deaf or what?

Didn't hear me?

Are you a mother or a mack?

Don't be so offensive, Gayathri

Get lost!

- Why are you begging her?

- She just insulted me

Instead of defending me

you're pleading!

- Poor amma!

- Get lost!

'Amma, where are

you rushing to?'

'Don't do anything drastic, ma'

Why are you yelling?

- This is my house

- You run and save her

I'll hang myself to death

Please come out, ma

This isn't our house

A female insulted me

in the most vile manner

Instead of slapping her cheek...?!

I can't live hereafter

I'll die

Why do you hurt me like this?

I am worried for her

- Old lady, move

- Clear out

I'll just hang myself

Why should I be insulted

because of you?

Why should I live

having given birth to a son like this?

Take out the tiles

Why are you removing the tiles?

To give cable TV connection!

- She's about to hang herself

- Commit suicide, huh?

Gayathri, if that lady

commits suicide...

...I'll make sure you vacate

Go, bang the door

Have you gone

to the police station?

Ma, why are you doing this?

'Don't come this side

Sit over there'

This has become a routine for you

You come out

- I can't cut it, get down

- I'll hang myself

Don't untie it

'Narrow escape'

Why do you do this, ma?

This is the 93rd time

You try to commit suicide

every 2nd day

Trying to pacify you

is real torture

Your silly prank will end

in disaster one day

If any door is open...

'...you step in with a rope

to hang yourself!'

- Brother?

- What...?

93rd time, huh?

She does this often?

Not often, uncle

All the time

That's her entertainment

She'll do it twice a month

Usually in a relative's house

But this time, lucky you!

That lady is mad as hell

and running

That's a different lead

We'll know tonight

What lead?

Nosey parker!

You'll go deaf if I hit you!

Amma!

Step mother!!

'Why is she hogging like this?'

Looks like I won't

have any dinner left

- 'Let me taste 1 dried fish'

- Take your hands off

'Delicious!'

'No wonder she's relishing it'

Amma...?

What happened to you?

Why did you want to die?

You should deep fry

dead dried fish

And be alive to cherish us

eating it with relish!

'She cares two hoots!'

Why did you want to die?

I'll hit you with my broomstick

Kuzhandhai

Let's go see that girl from

that 'cow dung' family at least once

How can I set my heart on

another girl right away?

I fell so quickly in love

I can't come out that easily

Just open the door

and step out

What silly excuses!

- Ma, what happened to you?

- Junk fellow!

'Are you a mother or a mack?'

'Ma, why are you doing this?'

Ma, why are you sleeping at night?

Spoiling my sleep!

I don't know what you'll do

We'll meet the girl

you suggested

Fix that alliance

and I'll marry her

'What happened to him?'

'Keeps changing his mind!'

We haven't seen the bride

You're talking of dowry!

What's wrong with my son?

Then why don't you

bring him on a horse?

Where are both the grandmas off to?

To buy coconut

Why has this maid

caked her face with make up?

Howzzat?!

We are seeing a bride

for my son Kuzhandhai

I am so glad to hear this

Wish you luck

I am still a bachelor

This bride has a sister?

Sridevi...my dear?

- Come, dear

- Kamal Haasan is waiting!

She is coming

Why keep nudging me?

Do you have the habit

of going to the gym?

- Did you notice?

- Yes, I did

You like this 'Miss Bun', huh?

She doesn't seem the right catch

for you, kindly avoid

Why are you saying so?

Beautiful girls are like lightning

They will vanish in a flash

She is like a lamp

She will light my life steadily

Who can change your fate?

Go, stick your head

on the rail track!

Keep quiet!

Where does the groom work?

He's a commando in the army!

- I was just being funny

- Shut your mouth

He's a vegetable dealer

'He is very sincere in his job'

His job changes

according to the season

He'll sell fish

He'll dry left over fish

and make money in that too

- Retail business?

- He's such a big scientist!

I told you to reject her

right in the beginning

She's rejecting you

It's such a shame!

Forget it

We are thick skinned when

we get insulted, that's all

Some are lucky in

their 1st attempt

Others may have to

try 2 or 3 times

Will take off in

course of time

Keep try

Keep on try

What do we do next?

Look for the next bride!

What a lousy job

Like a roadside Romeo!

'Orange...orange...orange'

Please come and buy

Fresh orange orange

1 kilo is Rs 50 but we give you

a discount, only Rs 40

Hello, Ranjitha

How is Swami Nithyananda?

Orange...orange...or-

Malgova...ripe mango, exotic!

Make up your mind

Are we selling oranges or mangoes?

Aunty turned our orange into mango!

Her husband is coming out of jail

Want him to go back?!

Malgova...orange...orange...!

How much longer will we

yell and sell, road to road?

To sell tomatoes for 5 and 10 bucks,

is a back breaking job

Let's plan something

I agree

Even if we earn

no one respects us

That's why I can't even

find a bride easily

Let's take a magnificent shop

in a market for lease in Chennai

Get into wholesale business

Let's do it

Long live India!

- Trust your mother to call

- Pick up

Tell me, ma

'We are seeing a bride in Ponmalai'

'Come home early'

Only you can do this, ma

Only yesterday a girl rejected him

That scar hasn't healed as yet

Won't he feel bad

if you see another girl?

I won't feel bad

Give me the phone

No scar or bar, ma

All that's healed

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