Semma Botha Aagatha Page #5

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You should be wearing

a silk shirt like a groom

You're wearing a shirt

that looks like our skirt!

Okay, I'll wear your skirt as a shirt

or cover myself as a bedspread

Forget that, grandma

Why do you have

a traffic signal on your forehead?

- Sooper

- What rubbish!

All the chatterboxes and old hags

go and do something useful

Hey old football, clear out

Sweet is ready and so is

Gayathri's rivet to nail her!

Blaze of fire, bro

Close in on her, go

Get down now!

Why are you following me?

Didn't like your face

So following your back!

I told your mother

I don't want to marry you

- Now what?

- Bro, pass the sweets

Sweet, huh?

- Take 1 and share 50-50

- Birthday, huh?

Be blessed

Who are you to bless me?

Thank you for rejecting me

I've seen a girl

who resembles an angel

Imagine, waiting for you to reciprocate

Then taking you out on a date

'He loves going blah blah blah'

Get married and walk

with our kids on the road

Bah! Disgusting to even

think of all that

Is your head spinning?

If you talk like this

even my body will spin!

It has to spin

How often I've circled you!

99% of the boys run behind girls

more than the earth rotating

This is his own dialog

Look here with

your eyes wide open

Take a good look

Don't grimace

Get lost!

Why waste our time!

Anyone will be scared

seeing your face!

"Into my life walked an angel

No more hassles, only miracle"

Who is our next target?

Coal powder face Karunkuzhali

Looks like Trichy bus stand

Gate is missing

Karunkuzhali's father

Come out

Why are you sleeping

at such an odd hour?

- That's routine

- Is that so?

- Hey, come out

- Make it fast

Don't we have other houses to visit?

Whole family is dark

Come out, you wig head!

What brings you here

so late, with a trousseau tray?

I told you right then

I don't approve of a groom

working in the share market

Did you know the shares of

most companies are rock bottom now?

We haven't come

to finalize this alliance

- We are here to thank you

- Why?

I have found a girl

like an angel

Hey Pig-face!

- Don't call him that in front of me

- Sorry, bro

He thinks he is Bill Gates

Sharing news on shares

Look at this pseudo-nerd face!

You invested in the share market

Do you have the receipt?

3 coffees, 6 fritters

Totally Rs 54

We came the other day

Take it

You missed out

2 bottles of water

- 2 bottles?

- Yes

[muttering]

- Rs 94 then

- Tips Rs 6, huh?

Let them share

Rs 3 each

Don't go near her

I told you not to go near her

You never listen

Take the flower

out of your hair

Bro, this spirit-face is

my mother-in-law to be?

This fritter face

my father-in-law?

Aiyaiyo! Disgusting

to even imagine it!

He is taking a royal dig at you

You're standing like a buffalo

Take this and

make juice for your family

- Become fair at least then

- Charcoal family!

Who is she?

Stick-face!

1 minute

I never rejected you

I thought this tin-box was

the groom and said 'no'

If I you are the groom...

...I am 'double okay'!

- What a crappy family!

- My 9 planet-mascot!

I was wandering

with Saturn by my side!

I must thank my friend and not you

Thank you, bro

You saved me

Now that you've seen

my best friend, see you!

Didn't you shoot

my 'making' trailer?

Show it to her family

Trailer isn't necessary

'First look' will do

Take a good look

This is my bride

Look at it as long as you want

She'll soon belong to me

'Show it to her father'

Had your fill?

She is an angel

- He's deriding me, ma

- Get lost!

Crowd, disperse

'Show is over'

'Why are they both hitting on him?'

What's with you, huh?

Kuzhandhai is 'sold out'

Don't get it?

Kuzhandhai is no longer

available, clear out

Jobless females!

- I want to dance now

- Is it so?

- You should join me

- Show me

This is too tough for me

Will you follow me?

"My mother's earring, 'jumki'

my father stole discreetly"

"My mother guzzled quid pro quo

my father's beer in toto"

That vegetable vendor

has got an angel for a bride

Yesterday his mother Aravalli

was sitting on her porch

Bragging away to glory she has

found an angel for her son

What gives her so much joy

rubbing salt on others' wounds?

Let's see how long

she will keep bragging

'Torture started, huh?'

'200000 loan shark!'

50,000!

Why don't you pick that darn phone?

As soon as 5th of every month dawns

all the loan sharks call me

- Switch it off

- Is it okay if they come home?

I want my breakfast soon

I'll shower and eat

Inform 'Attack' Balu

the headcount from our side

Hello uncle,

it's me Kuzhandhai

Hello, Kuzhandhai

Is it aunty?

Aunt, where is uncle?

Uncle is in the restroom

- Hello

- Hello

Your voice is garbled

I'll give you another number

Note it down

I don't believe this!

I can't hear

- Hey stupid fellow

- Stupid huh?

[whispering]

Who is it, dear?

Our relative

What happened to your voice?

Money lender

Don't tell him I am here

Bro, aunt is a little weird

Wants me to call her in another #

Won't you talk

to her hereafter?

How can I?

You think she is testing me?

I should be extra careful now

Ganesan

Moorthy

Subbhaiya

Your sister has to be present

- What do we do?

- Too late now!

No one wanted to marry me

Won't anyone volunteer

to be my sis?

Shall I bring my girlfriend?

She is like a sister to you

We can all go in a van

Why hire a van

for the 'flower' ritual?

Ask them to come

by bus directly

Then your guests won't turn up

Is that okay?

Keep quiet

We should spend

for our function

She beats Uncle Scrooge hollow!

Aunt is calling from her # now

It's wrong only if she calls from

another number, talk to her

- I'll talk later

- Pick up the call

What are you both whispering about?

- Nothing, ma

- Write down the list

Moron!

Chokupandi

Rosa akka

What weird names!

Are they even worth inviting?

I feel like pelting them

What is sir's name?

- Omagundam

- 'Fire pit', huh?

Your phone is ringing!

'Your hobby is to take a dig at me!'

- Hello

- Hello, what?

Why didn't you call me?

- Matter of respect, aunt

- Aunt, huh?

I'll clobber you

I am Magizhini

Magizhini

- Bro, Magizhini it seems

- Then continue

Yes, don't shout

How many guests

for the 'flower' ceremony?

About 50 of us

Why so many guests

for this simple ritual?

We will bring many flowers!

No need

Just call 20 people

We can't organize

a feast for so many

- Okay

- What, 'okay'?

- Say 'Okay, di' affectionately

- Okay, dear

Don't talk in a husky voice anymore

- Why?

- I am getting goosebumps

Okay

Good night

Even I am feeling odd

You are already looking dazed

Clear off!

[devotional song]

- 1 minute

- What?

I am getting engaged formally

2 days from now

Don't follow me

That's it

[indistinct chatter]

Why did this politician call me?

Is the MLA in?

He's in a resort in Koovathur!

Bro, 'Attack' Balu is here

Hello, Balu

Please come

'Welcome seems too hearty!'

- Good morning

- Please sit

Sit down, Balu

Good morning

Greetings, Balu

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