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Sam:
hey, do you want me

to walk you home?

Peter:
uh, thanks, but i-i need

to stop at the store.

Sam:
uh-huh.

You sure about that?

'cause, you know,

I could protect you.

Peter:
from what?

Sam:

kennedy high's resident stalker.

[ both laugh ]

andy:
yo, listen, man,

I am, like, the authority

of everyone and everything

at kennedy.

Peter:

that's because you stalk people.

Andy:
man. all right,

I'm serious, all right?

Listen, listen.

Okay, check this out.

You know sylvester stallone's

ex-wife lives here -- alone?

Did you know that?

Oh, okay, stop.

This house right here?

Man, when you're walking home,

make sure you be careful, man.

I'm telling you.

The people

that moved into that house, ooh.

These people

are russian mobsters.

They're just slinging

guns and drugs.

You -- whew.

Peter:

that's where I live.

Mom, I'm home.

[ doorbell buzzing ]

[ sighs ]

[ beep ]

[ sighs ] damn.

[ beep ]

[ gate buzzes ]

mom? You in here?

Andy:

this is your room?

Peter:
uh, no, this is

just the video game chamber.

Andy:

just for video games?

Bro, so that means

your room is what?

What, twice this big?

Oh, you got to let me see it!

Peter:
uh, what's your favorite

video game?

Andy:

oh, man, I don't really --

I don't really have

a favorite video game.

I'm not really much of a gamer,

you know?

But you got to let me

tour that room!

Oh. oh, no.

Is this a super nintendo?

Peter:
yeah.

Andy:
oh, my god!

I swear, I love nintendo.

Like, that's my favorite

game s--

I was gonna get "nintendo"

tattooed on me.

Oh, my goodness!

[ dogs barking ]

andy:

you just said, "let's play,"

and now you're about to lose,

and you're getting

all emotional on me.

Peter:
all you're doing

is blocking and jumping.

-andy:
no.

-peter:
what is that?

Andy:
listen, all right?

I wish there was, like,

a barrier right here,

like a little glass wall

or something.

Ahh!

[ groans ]

oh, my goodness!

Bro, I cannot believe

I'm winning this game.

I've never even

played this before.

Peter:
me, neither.

Andy:

what? It's your game.

Peter:
i-i just haven't

played it in a while.

Andy:
yeah, right.

Ah! Yes!

[ grunts ] what?

Whoo, all right!

Tour time.

Let's go to the kitchen.

Peter:
um...um...

Andy:
[ chewing ]

mm. come to me.

Mm.

Peter:

please, put those back.

Andy:
bro.

Oh, my goodness.

This ice cream

is on a whole nother level, man.

I swear, I have never had

pt ice cream before, ever.

Who knew they had

lynch's lobster ice cream?

Oh, no, no, no.

Hey, that is -- that is not

a way to treat a guest.

Peter:

look, if you want ice cream,

let's go to the market,

and I'll get you a cart full.

Andy:
man, I don't under--

I don't understand, all right?

-i thought this was your house.

-eva:
next week for --

hold on,

I'll have to call you back.

-peter:
it --

-eva:
okay, sounds good.

Andy:
uh, hello, mrs. hammer.

I'm andy.

Eva:
nice to meet you.

Um...

Andy:
sorry.

Eva:

I thought we had an agreement,

no friends over.

It's fine today,

but he's coming back next week,

so don't make it a habit.

And guys, let's clean up

whatever's gone on here.

Andy:
yo, uh...

You want to tell me

what just happened?

Peter:
[ sighs ]

all right, look,

here's the deal.

Please, don't tell anybody,

but this isn't my house.

My mom is the new live-in maid,

and she works

for this billionaire,

so we get to stay here for free.

Andy:
so, like,

where's this billionaire at now?

Peter:
he's probably

somewhere in the south of france

on his super yacht.

Andy:
look, man, your secret

is safe with me, all right?

But by my calculations,

that gives us

more than enough time

to eat this ice cream

and replace it

before he gets back.

[ laughs ]

but, hey,

you know this, like,

makes us best friends now,

right?

All right?

So, I'm gonna need you

to put it there, right there.

Come on.

Don't leave me hanging.

It'll turn into a punch

after a long time.

Come on.

Don't leave me hanging.

[ laughing ] there it is.

All right, man.

Grab a spoon, bro,

and I'll share

this billion-dollar ice cream

with you.

[ laughs ]

natalia:
andy.

Andy:

[ chuckles ] yeah?

Natalia:

I heard his dad is a gangster.

Andy:
a gangster?

Like tony montana?

Natalia:

so what's he like?

Is he, like, an average dad?

Or is he a hot

gangster-nerd dad?

Peter:

who's a hot gangster-nerd dad?

Natalia:
there you are.

Andy:
yeah, she was asking me

if your dad wa--

oh, my god!

Natalia:

I know you've been having

a hard time adjusting,

so I got you something.

My dad wanted the one

with the stripes,

so this one was left over.

Peter:
wow, snakeskin.

Natalia:

how did you know that?

Peter:
I guess

it's just a hobby of mine.

Natalia:
oh, andy,

be a doll and give us

a little bit of privacy.

Andy:
privacy?

Oh, no, I do apologize.

I can't do that,

you know, priv--

this is my bro right here.

There's no privacy between us.

Natalia:

okay, the vending machine is

spitting out free snacks.

Andy:
I'll be back.

All right, all right.

You're stronger than you look.

Natalia:
thanks.

Sam:
did you just get voted

off the island?

Andy:
are you jealous?

Please.

I thought the ice queen

was saving herself

for an imaginary reunion

with spencer.

Andy:
spencer?

Yo, this dude has got balls.

Like, I mean, his dad is running

for public office,

and he decides to come out now?

[ chuckles ]

yo, that couldn't be me.

And then this guy

over here, man.

You know he has a home theater

with video games?

Like, every single video game

that you could even imagine.

And then he took me

to the kitchen?

Girl, the kitchen got so much --

sam:
you ramble a lot.

Natalia:

like, I can't believe your dog

is named alexander wang.

That's f'ing brills.

Do you think it's brills, peter?

Hello? Earth to peter.

Peter:

yes, very f'ing brill.

Natalia:
sorry.

I'm probably boring you

with all my fashion talk.

Peter:
um, why did you

send andy away?

Natalia:

it's like in science, okay?

Hot, cool animals hang out

with other hot, cool animals.

Swans don't hang out with bears

because bears

are annoying and ugly.

Peter:

that's probably because they'd

be eaten almost immediately.

Natalia:
exactly.

Do you want andy to eat you?

The point is that you

are a hot nerd,

and I want you

to hang out with us --

because you're hot!

Spencer:
[ scoffs ]

peter:
um...

I'll -- I'll think about it.

Natalia:
[ chuckles ]

you're always thinking.

Andy:
[ crunching ]

hey!

Are you in the spirit realm...

Or are you in the earthy realm?

Oh, my bad.

Spencer:
spirit.

Andy:
spirit.

Spencer:

I'm lying in shavasana,

the most important pose in yoga,

so quiet.

Andy:
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shavas--

of course, shavasana.

[ chuckles ]

all right, well, tell you what.

Let me know

when you get back, all right?

Oh! Ah!

I'm so sorry.

I didn't --

you got a little chip

on your head.

Spencer:
please, man.

Please? Please?

Andy:
you know,

I'm just trying to help.

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