Seniors season 3 episode 7

Season #3 Episode #7

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INT. SLIM Z'S BEDROOM - DAY

Slim Z is sitting at his desk, drawing a picture of his family. Suddenly, Emily Dobson enters the room.

EMILY:
Hey, Slim Z! What are you working on?

SLIM Z:
(smiling) Hey, Emily! I'm just drawing a picture of my family. Check it out!

EMILY:
(excited) Aw, that's so sweet! You're really talented, Slim Z.

They hear a knock on the door and Brandon King enters.

BRANDON:
Hey, guys! What's going on?

SLIM Z:
Brandon, just in time! Emily likes my drawing, can you believe it?

BRANDON:
(laughing) That's awesome, Slim Z! So, what's the plan for today?

Slim Z's eyes light up mischievously.

SLIM Z:
Well, guys, I was thinking... how about we put on a comedy skit called "No Parents"?

EMILY:
(intrigued) What's it about?

Slim Z explains the plot of the skit to Emily, Brandon, and Lev Cameron, who has just joined them with his girlfriend Piper Rockelle.

LEV:
(laughing) That sounds hilarious! I'm in!

PIPER:
(smiling) Count me in too! It sounds like so much fun.

JENTZEN:
(enthusiastic) Perfect! Let's get into character.

INT. SEBASTIAN'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY

Jentzen, dressed as Ignacio, is sitting at a table, pretending to draw a picture. Slim Z, dressed as Sebastian, bursts into the room.

SLIM Z:
(SEBASTIAN) (excitedly) Ignacio, man! You gotta come over! I got no parents tonight. We can have candies for dinner!

JENTZEN:
(IGNACIO) (surprised) Man, that's impossible!

SLIM Z:
(SEBASTIAN) (confused) What?

JENTZEN:
(IGNACIO) That's the most unbelievable thing I've ever heard!

SLIM Z:
(SEBASTIAN) (grinning) That's incredible, man!

INT. SEBASTIAN'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - DAY

Slim Z and Jentzen are jumping on the bed, pretending to play around.

JENTZEN:
(IGNACIO) (laughing) I wanna be the daddy.

SLIM Z:
(SEBASTIAN) (grinning) No, I'm the daddy! You're the mommy!

JENTZEN:
(IGNACIO) (confused) Yeah, wait, what?

INT. SEBASTIAN'S HOUSE - KITCHEN - DAY

Slim Z (Sebastian) and Jentzen (Ignacio) stand in the kitchen, pretending to have found Sebastian's dad's weapons.

SLIM Z:
(SEBASTIAN) (excitedly) Dude, I found my dad's weapons! Not guns, but melee weapons. We can have fights!

INT. SEBASTIAN'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY

Slim Z (Sebastian) wears a fake mustache while holding a blow-up doll, pretending it's a "princess."

SLIM Z:
(SEBASTIAN) (determined) Give me back the princess!

JENTZEN (IGNACIO): (laughing) You'll never take her alive!

Slim Z playfully hits Jentzen with the foam fist.

JENTZEN:
(IGNACIO) (laughing) Oh, man! You crushed me!

INT. SLIM Z'S BEDROOM - DAY

Slim Z and Jentzen act out a scene where they pretend they can do whatever they want.

SLIM Z:
(SEBASTIAN) (excited) Dude, we can poop whatever we want to!

JENTZEN:
(IGNACIO) (laughing) This is so much fun, man!

INT. SEBASTIAN'S BACKYARD - DAY

Slim Z and Jentzen are playing with dirt, imagining their dirt as Star Blasters.

SLIM Z:
(SEBASTIAN) (excited) this is so much fun man

SEBASTIAN:
(pretending to shoot with dirt) My dirt is a star blaster, pew pew!

IGNACIO:
(looking at his dirty hand)

I need a doctor, man!

INT. KITCHEN - DAY

Ignacio and Sebastian are in the kitchen, snacking on Twizzlers.

IGNACIO:
(chewing) Did you know babies come out of the women's clitoral area?

SEBASTIAN:
(confused) Man, It’s "cli tor as" three syllables

INT. BATHROOM - DAY

Sebastian is standing in front of the mirror, talking to himself.

SEBASTIAN:
(looking determined) I know how to grow faster, man. I've heard Samantha likes taller guys. I'm already three inches taller!

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

Ignacio enters the room holding a beer bottle.

IGNACIO:
(excitedly) Sebastian, I got the alcohol!

SEBASTIAN:
(shocked) Dude, we're not even seven!

INT. PLAYROOM - DAY

Sebastian is inside a colorful tube, pretending to be in outer space.

SEBASTIAN:
(enthusiastically) You wanna go to outer space, man?

IGNACIO:
(joining in) Yeah, but only if I can be the daddy!

SEBASTIAN:
(defensively) No, man! I'm the daddy!

Sebastian, wearing a space suit, starts feeling nauseous.

SEBASTIAN:
(panicking) Oh no, man! This oxygen is turning my pianos into an alien hand! Get down!

Ignacio playfully punches Sebastian's stomach, causing him to feel even more nauseous.

IGNACIO:
(concerned) Are you okay, Sebastian?

Sebastian ends up throwing up, while Ignacio watches.

IGNACIO:
(teasingly) You and your uncle aiyou.

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

Ignacio and Sebastian look out the window and see two suspicious figures outside.

Title:
No Parents (OFFENSIVE)

Senior Sitcom:
Season 3, Episode 7

[INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY]

[Ignacio (played by Jentzen Ramirez) and Sebastian (played by Slim Z) stand near the window, looking outside.]

Sebastian:
(curious) What do you think we should do about these guys standing outside?

Ignacio:
(serious) These ain't trick-or-treaters.

Sebastian:
(noticing) Dude, you got a pimple, man.

[Sebastian pops the pimple, and it squirts blood on his face.]

Sebastian:
(shocked) Oh man, aiie! You need to eat more iron, man.

[Sebastian tastes the blood.]

Sebastian:
(disgusted) Bleh, you need to eat more Iron Man.

[Sebastian looks at the window.]

Sebastian:
(concerned) Oh man, there's only one of them out there now.

Ignacio:
(excited) Hey, man, you wanna watch a horror movie?

Sebastian:
(reminding) Dude, you know we're, like, four years old, man.

[The window breaks, and the Intruders forcefully enter.]

Sebastian:
(screaming like a girl) Aah!

Ignacio:
(brave) Run, man! Hiya!

[Ignacio and Sebastian hide in the closet.]

Sebastian:
(panicking) Oh no, man. Come on, man.

[They wait in the closet for a moment.]

Ignacio:
(whispering) Hey, man, do you have any more Starbursts?

Sebastian:
(whispering back) I have like three, but you can have the big one.

[One of the intruders jump scares them, causing Ignacio to beat them up with a foam foot.]

Ignacio:
(triumphant) What are we gonna do with the bodies?

Sebastian:
(thinking) Dude, I know where my dad keeps his spare keys.

[Sebastian holds his grandma's ashes and throws them as a distraction.]

Sebastian:
(confused) I think it's in the other one.

[The other urn breaks, revealing the key.]

Sebastian:
(excited) Eureka! Let's go!

INT. GARDEN - DAY

Ignacio and Sebastian drag the intruders towards Sebastian's dad's car.

SEBASTIAN:
Dude, this is where I saw that duck the other day!

IGNACIO:
No way, man!

Sebastian gets into his dad's car.

SEBASTIAN:
Yo, dude, this is crazy, man! I can't believe this is happening!

INT. SEBASTIAN'S DAD'S CAR - DAY

Sebastian is crying, his face covered in blood, speaking in a Mexican accent.

SEBASTIAN:
Why did we think it was a good idea to drive?

Sebastian splashes lighter fluid on his dad's car.

SEBASTIAN:
dude! Can you believe this is happening right now. They can't blame us for this thing!

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