Separation City

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The 's battle plan for Eizenhower

D-Day was cakewalk

compared to the preparation

of Pam for our wedding.

By the time we wanted,

this was the best we had.

A glorious afternoon of Wellington.

Gifts are another source

of tension in marriages.

Husbands do not want to spend

much as their wives.

Some of these guys knew

they would have to drink

$ 300 champagne just to emulate.

One thing, one thing only asked

this year and you did not answer.

If your wife asks you how your dress looks

,

never, ever say a flattery.

Flattery implies that she

is big like an elephant

and that she somehow miraculously he wants

to reduce the size of a sheep.

She is coming.

I did not want to repeat the

mistakes they committed my friends.

So only when

married was really safe.

Really secure than I was doing.

Pam was sweet, fun, super-

and libido the size of Australia.

By some miracle

found my perfect partner.

Good afternoon everyone.

Simon and Pam would like to start

saying some figures who

have written for themselves

with a little help from Khalil Gibran,

an Arab poet who loves Pam.

Love one another,

but do not ye love a fetter.

What there is a moving sea between

the shores of your souls.

Give one another of your bread

but eat not from the same piece

Stay together, but not

your too much.

For the pillars of the temple stand-

separated.

- Jumped a piece.

- What?

Oh, f***.

Completely forgot that sh*t

have separate strings of the lyre

and touch the same music.

- Oh, my God!

- Lowe fainted.

Must be because of the Khalil Gibran.

See, most of these couples never married

,

That

. This is marriage.

Except for him.

Soul denies that there can

be better than his marriage.

Is she okay?

Harry,

my godfather and my best friend.

Not very picky, loyal, cheerful,

Loves sports, attractive

in low light.

Well actually married.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

The sky of Berlin seemed to be about to cry

the day I got married

with Klaus.

Should have been my first sign.

The wedding almost did not

happen, because usually,

Klaus is always running late.

I was a shy student

music when I met him.

He was everything I was not.

I need to close the registry.

- This is not good.

- No, please,

Have to do that today.

We leave the country tomorrow.

Please only two minutes.

I would be happy to follow him

until the end of the world

that's what I ended up doing,

when he was offered

teach in Wellington.

My mother thought deeply repugnant

,

and so, of course,

I found it irresistible.

Was not what his father

and I wanted for you.

Took me to find the drug

of my birth certificate.

- This is for you.

- Do not have time to wash?

Good lighting, huh?

Every day, she on the

other end of the world,

and yet, will be here with you.

We are going to New Zealand tomorrow.

Next time, I will ask

anesthesia also.

Parenthood.

Is so elementary and universal

putting strangers together

because of that,

and I know Harry Keith,

a bank broker completely f***ed.

- First time?

- It is.

Is that you?

Is not my third.

With my second.

Hers is the first.

Second marriage for both.

We are trying to

last time the law of marriage.

Was present at the crucial moment?

How is it?

Birth.

It was... it was beautiful.

You must have been on the other end.

Okay, ladies.

I would like to sit.

Please crossed legs.

Having children and meet

other mothers helped.

Long thought not to belong to New Zealand.

Glad it's over.

Looks like you have milk in my breast.

Keep it up and I promise I will

their old bodies back.

I do not want my old body back.

I want it.

- Introduce it to us.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- Katrien?

- Yes.

That's Pep.

- Pleasure to meet you.

- Hello, Pep.

Katrien Becker.

Pleasure to meet you.

- This is Pam smiling.

- Hi, Pam Nicholson.

Hi, Pam.

Pleasure to meet you.

I was homesick.

And the climate was a threat.

But then offered me

to be the second cellist

Symphony Orchestra New Zealand.

I could play again.

Everything changed.

And that was the first time I saw.

She was beautiful and perfect,

in a way that only can be foreign.

I got his eyes fixed on her as a baby

a hanging star on top of the crib.

As if nothing else mattered

worldwide.

Like she worldwide.

I love my children,

but there's nothing like toys

feet,

dirty diapers and sleep deprivation

to take more paternity.

Oh, for God's sake!

- Is using a condom?

- Yes, I am.

- Oh, I can not...

- This is the wrong house.

Oh, is now good.

Oh, is now good.

Do not stop.

After seven years of marriage,

think our sex life

is no longer that snatch hearts.

This, thus, do not stop.

Do not stop, do not stop...

Oh!

Sorry.

Seems I was very interested.

Let's sleep.

Hm!

Beautiful!

Present 80 concerts a year

on the road in small towns

playing Debussy and Stravinsky,

the most part, to people

Who think that Andrew Lloyd Weber

is the best songwriter of all time,

is not quite as exotic as it sounds.

I miss the kids terribly.

I miss Klaus.

The first hotel bed alone is lush

,

then feels lonely and

starts getting frisky.

I wanted to make a surprise for Klaus.

But not like this.

Like all couples,

Klaus and I had our share

experience of ups and downs.

- Katrien, please.

- F*** you!

- And take with you this little b*tch.

- It means nothing.

What?

This is definitely one of the low.

Take this.

I will not wash it.

And take your b*tches with you.

Your pervert!

Mom?

Hello, my little monster.

What do you need?

I have to go to school today?

Why do not we go downstairs to a breakfast

and see how you will feel.

I do not want to go.

Well, I do not wanna go to

my essays

And Dad also did not want

to go to Parliament.

Come, let us put food

stomach that comes.

What time back home?

Simon, what time

will be home tonight?

Well, Boyle has office, then...

Do not be late.

I arranged a dinner tonight.

Oh, f***!

Do not know about you, but

I could have a drink.

- Simon?

- Too early for me, sir.

- Julie?

- Do not start before eleven.

's Eleven

somewhere in the world. Health!

Someone?

- No

- . No, no, no.

As you know, this weekend

Where is our colleague

Phil has a heart surgery.

As he discovered he needed, I do not know.

Anyway, our leaders pointed me

as Acting Minister of Environment.

This theme invites us to work

to save this f***ed world.

Sorry, honey.

Gotta have a whopping bag!

Simon has the details.

All that is needed to be

taken into account...

I'm sorry.

Besides Organization for Cooperation

and Development meeting

in Berlin on climate change.

Climate Change?

Are you kidding me?

Protocol is our Minister

make the opening speech.

Christ!

I have to go?

Um-hum.

Will be the keynote speaker, sir.

Do not f*** me!

Oh, God!

Oh, forgive me.

What is it?

If my memory is correct,

is... a prophylactic.

A what?

Same as condoms, sir.

Only smaller.

- What did you do then?

- I flew it.

- It was with a lot of pressure?

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