Sexually Bugged! Page #2

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for you to explore

your sensual side with another woman.

I've never

done that before.

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I've thought about it,

but it's always been

more of a sexual fantasy.

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You mean...?

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- Thanks.

- Mm-hmm.

I never heard of a spa

serving hard liquor before.

Well, we're not

technically licensed,

but for some reason the cops

tend to look the other way

when they come here

for a massage.

Sounds good to me.

Down the hatch, then.

We like to think

of ourselves

as a sort of Garden of Eden

for sensual healing.

You know, Nurse Smith,

even without a mattress,

you have a wonderful

bedside manner.

So I've been told,

and it's Kayla.

We like to keep things

on a first name basis here.

Makes it

a lot more friendly.

Well, Kayla,

let's be friendly.

Yes, let's.

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So, Diana, welcome

to Sexy Spa.

Nice to be here.

I take it Kayla has shown you

around the grounds

and introduced you

to our many facilities.

Yes, she did. I have to say,

I love the personal service here.

Okay, so it says here

on your application

that you are looking

to renew your marriage

by joining the spa

as a couple?

Yeah. I saw

your commercial on TV,

and I thought what a great place

to keep our love vows alive.

So what's the problem

at the moment?

Well, I guess it started

about five years ago.

I met Mark through one of those

online dating services.

It's gonna sound

a little clich,

but it was love

at first sight.

The moment we met,

we were connected.

He put me up

on a pedestal.

Whatever my heart

desired, I got...

fine jewelry, clothes,

a Mercedes.

You name it, I got it.

He's a lobbyist

in Washington,

- so money wasn't an issue.

- So what is the issue?

I guess it's our

sexual relationship.

- It's stuck in first gear.

- So what you're telling me

is that you make love

strictly by the numbers.

He doesn't like to vary

whatsoever,

let alone try something new.

Hmm. You know, you might be

surprised, Diana,

but a lot of women

have the same problem.

- Really?

- Oh, yes.

Professor Jones,

the man who owns this spa,

devotes an entire chapter

to this problem

- in his latest book.

- What's it say?

Well, according

to the professor,

when a man weds

a beautiful woman,

subconsciously he becomes more

and more afraid of hurting her.

And this can fester

to the point of him

thinking that she might

walk out on him,

either with a man

or a woman.

Hmm, that sounds terrible.

Oh, it's a vicious cycle

that can grow acute over time

to where even a man

who is sexually charged

will refrain from having

intercourse with his wife

for fear of hurting her.

Well, Mark's not

that far gone yet,

but I could see that

happening.

- How so?

- Well, the other night,

we were about

to make love,

and Mark immediately fell

into his usual routine

of turning off

all the lamps.

But before he could,

I stopped him.

I told him this time I want

to do it with the lights on.

I swear, he looked like

a scared rabbit.

Was he able to perform?

Oh, he did fine,

but I could tell

he felt nervous

veering from the usual.

Who has got you, baby

Down on your knees,

it's time for confession

Tell me, baby

You're already happy

if you're my possession

You can speak tonight

What's got you hypnotized

Even lovin' right

I can see the fire

in your eyes

Lovesick, baby

I've got

your hope tonight

Lovesick, baby

I've got the cure

to make you feel all right

Lovesick, baby

I've got

your hope tonight

Lovesick, baby

I've got the cure

to make you feel all right

You see me coming

Try to relax,

have a glass of wine

I want you, baby

Tied up in knots,

now you're mine all night

Playing with matches

Now you've got

a fire lit

You move me, honey

Let me know you can't

live without it

Lovesick, baby

I've got

your hope tonight

Lovesick, baby

I've got the cure

to make you feel all right

Lovesick, baby

I've got

your hope tonight

Lovesick, baby

I've got the cure

to make you feel all right

Who's got you, baby

Down on your knees,

it's time for confession

Tell me, baby

You're already happy

if you're my possession

When it was all done,

he was quick to douse

the lights and fall asleep.

It was like he was

embarrassed by it all.

Look, Diana,

I have a plan.

Why don't you come back tomorrow

with your husband at noon?

He's usually working, but I could

persuade him to take tomorrow off.

Oh, good, because

I have an idea

that will instantly

turn your marriage

and your love life

around forever.

- What is it?

- It's a sexual experiment

where I can stimulate

your husband's sensory perceptions,

bending them to suit

your exact needs.

Mind control?

But isn't that dangerous?

No, not under the spa's

strictly controlled conditions.

I can modify your husband's

sensory perceptions

and unleash that hungry tiger

that you always knew

was trapped inside.

Sounds good.

But why so soon?

Two reasons:
the quicker

I turn things around with your mate,

the quicker you reap

the benefits in the bedroom.

And the second reason?

Oh, hold on a second.

Yes, Kayla?

There's a bit of

a complication

out by the fire pit.

- What's the problem?

- Best to just come out.

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