Sexually Bugged! Page #5

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- I daresay not.

- Professor Jones?

What are you doing?

Why the gun?

I'll tell you why.

That's not Professor Jones at all.

- Is it?

- Now, now, my good man.

You two are not exactly

who you say you are.

- CIA, perhaps?

- FBI.

- Same difference.

- You're not gonna get away with this, Grinsted.

What'd you say?

Paul Grinsted?

- That's right.

- The rogue geneticist?

- But I thought he was...

- Dead?

Well, when you're wanted

in over 20 countries

for illegal cloning

and failed mutations,

you'll do almost anything

to disappear.

No one's disappearing tonight

except you three

if I don't get my hands

on the creature.

But Professor, you said...

I'd say anything

to keep you experimenting,

so you'd do

all the hard work

and then I'd just step in

and take the bows.

And all the money,

naturally.

A little sex monster who makes

everybody uncontrollably horny,

lots of people would pay

big bucks to have one of those.

You son of a b*tch.

Merely an accident

of birth, Doctor.

Now, if you wouldn't mind, would you

put that creature in the terrarium

and bring it over here?

Slowly.

Aah! Aah!

- What was that?

- Sounded like gunshots.

No, maybe it was the fix-it guy

fixing the lawnmower.

Crapped out on me

this morning.

Aah! Aah!

Something's hot in here.

Ooh!

Aaaah!

All right, Grinsted,

it's over.

Yeah. No more genetic

mutations for you.

Wait a minute,

wait a minute.

Oh, it's all right, Doc.

I already got his gun.

It's not the weapon

I'm looking for,

it's the creature,

the sexipede.

It's missing.

Well, don't look at me.

I don't have it.

Me neither.

All right, pal, move it.

It's a long way

from being over, cop.

Oh, yes it is.

Where you're going,

there's only one experiment

and frankly,

it's not quite my style.

Now move it.

Now where could it be?

Everywhere

Touch me here

Touch me there

Everywhere

Kiss me here,

kiss me there

Everywhere

Touch me here

Kiss me there

Everywhere

Touch me here,

touch me there

Everywhere

Touch me here,

touch me there

Everywhere

Kiss me here,

kiss me there

Everywhere

Excite here,

deep in there

Everywhere

Everywhere

Vibrate me here,

vibrate me there

Everywhere

Everywhere

My Lord.

Something must have

really come over me.

Me too.

Yeah. And I think I have

a good idea what it was.

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Jim Wynorski

Jim Wynorski (born August 14, 1950 in Glen Cove, Long Island, New York) is an American screenwriter, director, and producer. Wynorski has been making B-movies and exploitation movies since the early 1980s, and has directed over 75 feature films. His earliest films were released to movie theaters, but his later works have predominantly been released to cable or the straight-to-video market. He often works under pseudonyms such as "Jay Andrews," "Arch Stanton," "H.R. Blueberry," "Tom Popatopolis," and "Noble Henry." His movies often spoof horror films: Cleavagefield, for example, parodies Cloverfield, The Bare Wench Project parodies The Blair Witch Project, and "Para-Knockers Activity" parodies Paranormal Activity. A character in the film The Final Destination is named after him.In 2009, the documentary Popatopolis, directed by Clay Westervelt and named for one of Wynorski's pseudonyms, chronicled Wynorski during the making of his soft-core horror film, The Witches of Breastwick. The film serves as a partial biography, with clips from many of his previous films and includes interviews with Wynorski, his contemporaries, cast, and crew. In 2016, he directed Nessie & Me, marking the first time that he directed a children's film. The character Jack O’Grady directly references Wynorski's earlier films Dinocroc vs. Supergator and Piranhaconda when he encounters Nessie at the start of the film, hinting that Nessie & Me is canon to those film series, as well as Monster Cruise, with many characters from it appearing in Nessie & Me as well. more…

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