Sexy Baby
Various voices:
- COMMUNICATION HAS NEVER
- IT'S JUST SEX, SEX, SEX,
SEX EVERYWHERE...
- WHEN YOU'RE IN
FOURTH GRADE IT'S LIKE
YOU DON'T REALLY
UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING
- KIM KARDASHIAN
SHOT TO FAME:
HIT THE INTERNET.
- THE BAR KEEPS
GETTING HIGHER...
- IT'S ESSENTIALLY
PORNOGRAPHY...
THAN EVER BEFORE...
LIKE IT'S NORMAL.
A "BUSH" ON A GIRL?
NO BUSH, NONE.
ONCE, BUT I DIDN'T
BODIES ARE EVERYWHERE
- A SHOW OF HANDS,
HOW MANY OF YOU,
SCHOOL HAD THE "SEXTING,"
THE NAKED PICTURE?
THE NAKED PICTURE? OH!
THEM TO DO IT?
ASK 'EM.
- IT'S CONFUSING.
IT'S NOT THAT BAD,
IT'S REALLY NOT.
I MEAN, THEY'RE
PRETTY LEGIT, SO.
YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T
JUST RANDOMLY SHOW
OH, OH, OH
I'LL GET HIM HOT,
SHOW HIM WHAT I'VE GOT
P-P-P-POKER FACE,
P-P-POKER FACE
P-P-P-POKER FACE,
P-P-POKER FACE
- WHAT ARE YOUR
FAVORITE SONGS, MYRTLE?
BRITNEY!
BRITNEY WHO?
BRITNEY B*TCH
[LAUGHTER]
BRITNEY SPEARS:
IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS
NO, BRITNEY B*TCH!
GOES "IT'S BRITNEY B*TCH".
SO THAT'S WHAT WE
ASSOCIATE WITH THAT.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN,
STOP IT.
JESUS.
NO DON'T SCARE ME--
YOU ALREADY SCARED ME.
THAT PERFORMANCE ON
THE FLOOR THERE.
BECAUSE SHE IS--
SEXY!
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
SEXY.
C'MON., ON YOUR FEET.
THAT'S FINE,
BUT I DON'T WANNA SEE
GENERATION TO HAVE
WHAT WE HAVE.
[HONKING]
GET READY PEOPLE,
BECAUSE I'M ON A MISSION.
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
G-L-A-M-O...
AND LINDSAY LOHAN
THAN SUSAN B. ANTHONY
AND THAT'S GOTTA CHANGE.
PICTURE IT.
YOU'VE HAD SOME PUNCH,
WOW. NAILED IT.
BUT, BUT REALLY,
I MEAN, THAT BEAT,
THAT VOICE, THAT...POETRY?
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
WATCH ME ROLL,
"WATCH ME LEAN
"SUPER-SOAK DAT.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
SO, I DON'T GET IT.
LIKE, LIKE, WHO'S THE
(WHISTLE BLOWS) HERE?
AM I THE (WHISTLE BLOWS)
NO, BUT I DON'T GET
IT, SERIOUSLY,
WHO'S THE (WHISTLE BLOWS)?
OH, SHE'S THE
(WHISTLE BLOWS).
THIS HAS BEEN WINNIFRED'S
WORDS OF WISDOM.
SEE YA NEXT TIME
AND UNTIL THEN,
[APPLAUSE]
Dr. Stern:
WHAT WAS IMPORTANTLOOKING INTO THIS?
AND AFTER PICTURES.
AND THEN, OR.
CUT IT OFF,
TAKE EVERYTHING OFF.
RIGHT.
MAKE IT PRETTY,
MAKE IT SMALLER.
AND THEN YOU:
WONDER HOW SOMEONE,
LIKE THAT, WAITED
FRIENDS JUST JOKE
ABOUT THE GIRLS:
AND THEY'LL SAY
OR "SHE HAS
A MEAT CURTAIN, HAHA"
AND I WAS JUST:
LIKE LAUGHING ALONG,
OH MY GOSH, I DO,
I HAVE THIS PROBLEM.
Stern:
LABIAPLASTIESIN YOUNG GIRLS:
SIGNIFICANTLY.
WE'RE SEEING MORE
AND MORE REQUESTS.
FROM TEENS UNDER
BECAUSE OF A HEIGHTENED
SEXUAL AWARENESS,
BECAUSE OF MAGAZINES,
BECAUSE OF PORN,
THEN MOST OF:
THESE AREN'T LOCAL,
THEY WILL TRAVEL
WHAT DO YOU DO?
OF KINDERGARTEN.
OH, OKAY.
DO YOU HAVE:
NO.
AND HOW LONG HAVE
2 YEARS.
BUT IT'S BOTHERED YOU
YES.
UP HERE? EVERYWHERE.
EVERYWHERE.
EVERYWHERE.
I HAVE NIGHTMARES, YES.
WOW.
WHAT WE'RE GOING
TO GO THROUGH,
ALREADY WE KNOW:
THE RIGHT REASONS--
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT
HAVE EMOTIONAL ISSUES.
MY FIRST SERIOUS BOYFRIEND
WATCHED X-RATED MOVIES
AND STUFF,
"OH, IT'S BIGGER
THAN MOST GIRLS,
LIKE WHAT'S WRONG?"
LIKE A PORN STAR.
MC:
[INDISTINCT TALKING]...EROTIC ENTERTAINER
OF THE YEAR,
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
[CHEERING]
Nichole:
I THINK THATTHE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT WORLD
HAS COMPLETELY INFILTRATED
THE MAINSTREAM.
MUSIC VIDEOS AND
BILLBOARDS LOOK LIKE PORN.
CHICKS ARE DANCING
IN NIGHTCLUBS:
TRYING TO LOOK:
LIKE STRIPPERS.
HOLY SH*T.
[CHEERING]
WHEN I STARTED STRIPPING.
NOW ADULT ACTRESS.
AND GOT REALLY,
REALLY WELL KNOWN
WHO POLE DANCED.
GRAB YOUR BUTT. NICE.
ALMOST A YEAR AGO.
JUST TAKING LESSONS
ONCE A WEEK AT ONE
FROM NICHOLE,
HAS KIND OF:
TAUGHT ME THE OTHER
SIDE OF THINGS.
IT'S LIKE, YEAH,
THERE YOU GO.
AND ONCE THE MAINSTREAM WORLD
STARTED SHOWING INTEREST
NICHOLE SHOW THEM
WHAT NAKITA KASH
HAS LEARNED.
BUT NICHOLE JUST
NICE, MELISSA!
[MUSIC PLAYS]
ONE, TWO, THREE.
WHEE!
I CAN FIND OUT.
YEP.
Ken:
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