Shaadi Ke Side Effects

"When the night falls,

the heart yearns."

"The chest pounds to a rhythm."

"The heart calls out."

"Stirs the passion of

meeting with the beloved."

"When the night falls,

the heart yearns."

"The chest pounds to a rhythm."

"The heart calls out."

"Stirs the passion of

meeting with the beloved."

"My tresses cling on to my body."

"My veil slides from my body."

"Let's have some desi romance."

"Let's do the English dance."

"We'll drink through the night."

"When the night falls

it scares my heart."

"Let's have some desi romance."

"Let's do the English dance."

"We'll drink through the night."

"When the night falls

it scares my heart."

Give me one..

Thank you.

"Go ahead and party!"

Hi. - Hi.

I am.. - Married.

So am I.

Your husband?

Busy man.

No time from work.

Your wife?

- Busy woman.

No time from

watching television serials.

When husbands are

always busy with work..

..then women are

forced to watch television.

And, when the women quarrel

over every trivial thing, then..

..the husbands are

bound to stay busy.

I don't believe this.

Why do you men have

such an escapist attitude?

And why do you women..

..have such negative attitude?

Hey.

Sorry.

I escaped to this place from home..

..and quarrelling with you again.

Whereas, I am not your wife.

To sad husbands.

To frustrated wives.

"Go ahead and party."

"Like finding an unknown companion."

"Walks few steps with me fondly."

"Doesn't even ask for my name."

"Just say that I

like your attitude."

"My heart's in a dilemma."

"My heart's falling for you."

"Let's have some desi romance."

"Let's do the English dance."

"We'll drink through the night."

"When the night falls

it scares my heart."

"Let's have some desi romance."

"Let's do the English dance."

"We'll drink through the night."

"Go ahead and party!"

Please, do not disturb.

Who's there?

Yes.

Mr. Roy, can you come

with us for a minute.

Please.

Sit.

You know, Mr. Roy...whoever you are?

Siddharth.

This isn't that type of hotel?

What type?

The way you were behaving.

You know this is a very respected,

reputed hotel.

This isn't some

third rate pickup joint..

..where you and

your lady friend can..

Oh, I see.

That lady isn't my friend.

- I know. I can see that.

She's my wife.

Oh, really.

Look.

Mrs. Trisha Roy.

Siddharth.

But...

The way you two..

- I know.

Sir, this is an old game we play.

Two strangers, in an unknown city.

They meet in a nightclub, and..

..share a hotel room together.

You see, it spices

up our relationship.

And...if you don't mind,

does your wife enjoy it?

Honestly speaking this was her idea.

You are a lucky guy, Mr. Roy.

- Thank you, sir.

I mean, you and your

wife have great a tuning.

Thank you very much, sir.

I and my wife only quarrel.

We...we...we are just fighting,

everyday.

All the time.

Without a reason, we're fighting.

Poonam, how much longer?

The party's tonight, not tomorrow.

Yes, I know it's today.

I am coming.

Are you okay?

I am okay.

Come on.

You were getting late, weren't you?

Why do you wear heels

if you can't handle them?

Hold on.

Heels are not the problem, you are.

Why do you always tell me

every plan only an hour earlier?

One hour is enough to get ready.

There are other things

I've to take care of..

..other than getting ready.

But, obviously you don't know.

You will know when you

help me out someday.

You want me to quit my job..

..and help you wash the clothes.

Didn't I buy you a washing machine?

It's not something

I can wear around my neck.

You bought it for the family,

not me.

You mean to say that

I don't buy anything for you!

If you had, then I wouldn't be

wearing my mother's earrings.

If you depend on your mother..

..then, why don't

you go live with her.

Yes.

That's exactly what

I am going to do.

Just go to hell!

I am in hell.

Mr. Madhok, these situations..

..comes in everyone's

life sooner or later.

But, you should cut it out before..

..it exceeds this far.

How?

Here.

Listen.

When I make a mistake, I say sorry.

And, when my wife makes

a mistake I say sorry.

Trisha, how much longer.

The party's tonight, not tomorrow.

Yes, I know it's today.

I am coming.

Are you okay?

I am okay.

Come on.

You were getting late, weren't you?

Trisha, I am really sorry.

I am the one who came late..

..and you've to

get ready in a haste.

I always tell you everything

at the last minute.

I am really sorry about that.

Relax, Sid. It's not your fault.

Come on, or we'll be late.

How am I looking?

- Amazing.

Especially, your mom's earrings.

Loves you.

Brilliant.

When I make a mistake, I say sorry.

And, when my wife makes

a mistake I say sorry.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

You're most welcome.

Can I go back to

my wife to apologies?

Of course.

Enjoy.

'They say for a successful

marriage love is enough.'

Congratulations!

'If that was only true,

then there would've never been..'

'..any misunderstandings, or quarrels

or divorces between couples.'

'Seeing my parents get separated..'

'..I decided never to make

the same mistakes as they did.'

'And so, to secure my marriage..'

'..I made a strategy.'

'But, only a fool can think of..'

'..making marriage foolproof.'

'Because what's more

dangerous than marriage itself..'

'..are its side effects.'

I am back, Mrs. Roy.

Mrs. Roy.

Sid.

- Yeah.

We're pregnant.

- Are you sure?

Yeah. Pregnant, two lines.

It says, 10% chance of error.

I'll get another one.

Pregnant.

5% chance of error.

Pregnant.

3% chance.

I'll get another one.

Sid! Sid!

Let's face it.

We're pregnant.

So what now?

You say? What do we do?

Trisha, it's your body. You decide.

Who did this to my body?

You sound as if I

forced you at gunpoint.

But, it was your department

to oversee protection.

Trisha.

Who remembers protection

after a bottle of scotch?

You could've reminded me.

Did you finish the

bottle of scotch alone?

No.

You're right.

Let's decided together?

- Okay.

To the count of three.

- Okay.

One. Two. Three.

No.

- Yes!

You want a baby?

Trisha, you don't even like kids.

You know, Sid.

I was surprised myself

after the first test result.

But after that,

something changed inside me.

I started hoping that..

..the second result's positive too.

But you like kids, don't you?

You always play with

the kids at the park.

Trisha, everyone likes to play..

..with others kids and puppies.

It's not the same thing.

I don't believe you just said that.

Others kids and puppies?

- Look, Trisha.

Please, just relax. Relax, please.

Sit. Please sit.

It's not that I don't want kids.

But right now,

our lives, our careers..

..there's so much left to do.

We've our entire

life to have a child.

You haven't even recorded

your first album.

Exactly.

And you were saying, that..

In 3-4 months you

might get a promotion.

How will that happen?

Let's not have the baby.

Trisha Malik Roy.

- Yeah.

I'll be okay.

I didn't know his diaper..

- I told you to change it.

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