Shake Rattle and Roll Fourteen: The Invasion

Oh my, Donald! You're daughter grew up

in America! She's probably a PX now!

What kind of a letter did you write?!

What do you mean?!

Of course, I wrote it in Tagalog.

Your daughter might only know English.

Myra, I will pay you.

My wife will just take

my daughter to another place.

I might not see her again.

Sorry, Donald.

Business is business!

- Please, Myra.

- Oh come on!

Just give up your child.

Besides, your wife is arrogant!

You left the seminary just for her

then what did she give you in return?!

She left you!

You know what, that chapter

of your life should already be closed!

It should already be a closed book!

Mommy, phone call.

It says it's about your uncle.

I have an uncle?

Do we have an uncle?

He is your Uncle Lando.

Is he dead?

Look at him. He already has

a coin on his eyes.

He wears this on his head and

he's not moving. So he's dead!

Will you guys pay respect?!

Come to think of it, I only read

and watched things about him.

Why? Who is he, by the way?

He's an excellent writer!

He has a lot of awards!

The FAMAS awards, formerly known as

the Maria Clara awards, he has lots of that!

Wow. Is that true?

YES!

How do you know that?

Because Donald doesn't do anything

but watch movies.

Auntie, look. It's so beautiful!

You know what, when I was a kid then,

I always watch his horror movies

and oh boy, I get really scared!

I couldn't sleep for three days!

But I watch it again

because it's amazing!

I don't watch Tagalog movies.

It's cheap!

So I'm sure Uncle's works are cheap.

Go on. Uncle might hear you.

He's dead!

The sense of hearing is the last thing

that fades away from a dead person.

Sorry, Uncle.

Sorry.

Why did you call us to come here?

Will Uncle give us inheritance?

You're the only relatives

left of Mang Lando.

So before he died, he requested

to look for all of you.

He's Batman's butler.

Mang Lando is mad at people

who have fooled him before!

He treated them as his friends,

his co-workers!

They copied his masterpieces!

They mocked him! Ridiculed him!

That's why he locked himself

in this house for many years.

Radical!

What did he say?

What is he? Is he really our cousin?!

There are savings Mang Lando left.

More than 20 million pesos

which will be divided to all of you.

Oh My! Thank you so much, Uncle!

Thank you!

When can we get it?

In one month!

What?! But why?!

In one month,

if someone dies

among the four of you,

the rest will divide the person's share.

Bummer!

Why does someone have to die?

Maybe we can get an advance?

That's not it.

You still have other things to inherit.

What?

Follow me.

- Okay! Okay!

- Uncle, thank you so much!

Is there a withholding tax for an

inheritance?

Fine! I'll lend you money!

- Really, Myra?! Thank you so much!

- Yes.

- There's a 20 percent on top of that!

- Yes! I have to pay for the ticket I bought!

- Filemonl

- Coming, mommy! Just a sec!

Finally, I'll be seeing my daughter!

- Come in.

- Yes, mommy!

- Just a minute.

- The antiques here are really nice.

Do I have buyers for antiques?

Maybe this is the place where he writes.

Uncle Donald!

There's a horn!

Hey you, pesky kid!

Don't touch that!

Don't hold anything!

This isn't a horn.

It's an old film. Look.

You're right. Nice! It's a movie!

Hey, Filemon.

I was also a child star then.

I've done a couple of movies.

But you didn't become popular.

Because it was Nifio Muhlach's time!

But being an artist feels good!

When the spotlight hits you,

you become a different person.

Child stars doesn't grow up, right?

- But what happened to you?

- Whatever!

What really are we going to inherit?

Hey! It's Konde Nado!

The vampire who fell for Rosing.

And the hairy monster, Filomena!

Hairy?

Yes! That's what she uses to kill

because the townsmen shaved

off her hair.

She also turns into a boar.

And this one,

'l'lyanak.

He likes to kill the mothers.

Because when he was born,

he was thrown away by his mother.

And this one, Rosalda.

The ghost protagonist of the concert

of death.

She just plays the piano.

But she can never stop.

Because if she stops,

someone will die.

Those are Mang Lando's masterpieces.

He left this inheritance to all of you.

- What?!

- Oh My!

I thought it's jewelry or furniture!

Those are cheap!

Filemon's way more frightening than that!

Look! Look!

Am I right, Filemon? That's why

the catholic school didn't take you in.

If you will not take care

of these masterpieces,

you can't take the money!

Oh! Mr. Good-looking is mine!

The Tiyanak is mine.

Rosalda's mine!

The monster's yours.

Wow. Wild.

See you, guys!

Can you open the trunk?

- Myra! Myra!

- Let's go! Hurry!

Look at that woman!

She just left us like that!

I'll take this.

Hey, Why is that here?

Stop! Stop!

Take it out! Take it out!

- Th row it away!

- Okay.

It might even bring bad luck in to

my house!

Hurry! The meter's running!

It's so hot!

You're taking so long!

The meter's running!

Hurry! The meter's running!

Driver, let's go!

Here, take this fan.

Oh my love!

It's already August 20! Ten more days

then you can come home here!

YES!

- You can leave your Arab master.

- Cynthia.

That's right!

Hello?

Partyline!

Just be patient, partyline.

I'm almost done.

I'll go now. It's getting expensive.

Bye! Take care!

Hey, Cynthia! Cynthia!

Emerson is here.

- Emerson, come! Come. Come.

- Yes, tita.

Cynthia, smile!

Hi, Emerson.

We will soon see each other, my child.

I have searched for you for a long time.

You ruined the drama!

I need to rebook everything.

Of course, yes, this means a lot.

Oh! Like if I'm going to

survive this whole month,'

and the others don't,

I get to keep all the money!

Radical!

Hey, I gotta call you back.

I smell something funny.

Hey!

Pig!

How did you get here?!

Jesus!

Hey, both of you! When you fix your things,

will you handle it carefully!

The soap's box might get a dent.

The canned goods!

Customers might think it's fake!

They won't give us the right payment.

Hey you!

I told you not to touch that!

Get that! It fell!

Give it to me!

Mommy, no one's going to buy these!

Who told you that?!

All the things in here will be in sale.

Even you! If someone's going to buy you,

I'll definitely sell you!

Come here!

Come here!

That's for Obelia, Nerissa,

Rowena, Malou and Isabel!

Put those inside the room!

On the side!

On the side! On the floor!

So no one will crash it if someone enters.

And I'll keep these toys

so you won't touch it!

These toys aren't yours!

As if you're going to pay for it

if anything gets broken!

Do I sell coffins now?

Look at me.

- Come near.

- Why?!

You're my Rosing.

Who is that?

I'm not Rosing!

You are my Rosing.

I said I'm not Rosing!

- Wait. You should be invited first!

- You are mine.

Not me! I'm local!

- This one's imported!

- Mommy!

Let's go!

Mommy! He's the -

He's the vampire from the drawing,

right?!

You might've brought that creature here!

Mommy, here! It's open!

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