Shamitabh

Shamitabh! Shamitabh!

We are at the grand

success party of LIFEBUOY...

A film with a rank newcomer...

who has taken bollywood by storm

Javed sir... Javed sir...

This is the beginning of a storm...

A storm that comes once in 40 years...

and changes the landscape

$10 Million in its opening weekend!!!

A new Superstar is

born in Bollywood!!!

Mr.Bhatt... Mr.Bhatt...

He doesn't have a great physique...

He is not very tall...

and looks very ordinary

So what makes him

the hottest thing today ?

The answer is in your question

if he had all this,

how would he be different?

Ekta Ma'am...Ekta Ma'am

You are a marketing genius

Will the film benefit

from the brand Lifebuoy...

or the brand benefit from the film?

All I know is that the

industry has benefitted...

from SHAMITABH!!!

A few clays ago,

Nobody knew his name...

Today he is the talk of the town !

Shamitabh!

Shamitabh rocks!!

Mr.Boney Kapoor... Mr.Boney Kapoor...

While watching the very first

scene of the film, I told my wife...

'this boy is dynamite'

What a voice!

What intensity!

It's getting very late...

Greetings...

This is Shamitabh speaking

I welcome you all

You are searching for me...

I am waiting for you here

Thanks.

(Sound of gargling )

Seems like the mic is

trying to express a problem

Hi! Hello! Greetings and Welcome

Thank you so much

for appreciating LIFEBUOY

An actor is just a medium...

to deliver the director's

thoughts and the writer's words...

to an audience

Usually...

directors don't hit the gym...

writers are not well groomed...

so the camera doesn't

like them very much

Thank God !

Else, an actor like

me would be jobless

Ladies & Gentlemen

The creator of 'LIFEBUOY'

Hello!

You had the choice

of casting any big star...

why did you choose a new face ?

Every big star begins as a new face

Sir...Shamitabh sir...

Sir... Sir.. Sir

Shamitabh sir...

You got the news?

What news sir?

Within 3 clays of the

release of my first film...

I have been 'knighted'

by The Queen of England !

What ?

Sir Anthony Hopkins...

Sir Richard Attenborough...

Sir Elton John...

they must be called 'Sir'...

I am miles away from 'Knighthood'

Why are you calling me 'Sir'...

Sir?

Shamitabh! One question!

Yes?

Sir...

Sorry...

You were kept away from

The promotions of this film...

Why?

My director and producer feel...

that what you get

for 'free' has no value

Nothing like the pleasure

of paying money to 'see' on screen...

Sir, sir, sir, sir

Mumbai is the capital

of Bollywood & Maharashtra

Why has it taken a

'Maharashtrian' this long...

to be a bollywood superstar ?

Go and ask the film industry...

What took them so long to find me

Go and ask the world...

What took them so

long to hear my voice

Go and ask the dreams...

What took them so long to come true ?

And then...

And then...

So, kids, tell me.

Who is this?

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

Ben Kingsley

Who is Gandhiji?

Father of the Nation!!!

Hero

What did we achieve because of him?

Independence

Oscar

Daanish!

What is this awwwvvwww?

You think you can escape

Because you can't speak ?

Write the answer on the board

Get up!

No one else must answer

Who was Gandhiji's wife?

No one must answer!

Rohini Hattangadi?

You bunk school...

...watch movies all the time...

Because your father is dead...

And you can't speak...

we let you attend school...

so that you can at least

listen and learn !

What will you become

by watching films ?

A Hero ?

What ?

You will become a hero ?

Show us

you've learnt nothing

from your teacher...

show us what you

have learnt from films

what ?

The silent film era is over...

"what is the scene ?"

Look!

Hero is asking for a script

Ok ! Your mother is dead

Action...

Come on, do it.

What...what is he saying?

(friend whispers) You...

killed my...

mother...

Sir!

You killed my mother...

Are you crazy?

What are you saying ?

Stay there...

Stop!

Leave.. leave..

Stop him. What is he doing?

Leave. Leave him.

Leave him.

Sir... I will kill you...

How was that!

Film is love...

Film is passion...

Film is pain...

Film is the cure...

Film is a blessing...

Film is the way to fly every friday

Film is the secret of happiness...

Film is pride...

Film is the father of life...

we are all the children of film...

Film is life...

Film is the soul...

salute film... salute film...

Film is love...

Film is passion...

Film is pain...

Film is the cure...

Film is a blessing...

Film is the way to fly every friday

Film is the secret of happiness...

Film is pride...

Film is the father of life...

we are all the children of film...

Film is life...

Film is the soul...

Salute film... salute film...

How will you become a hero?

I mean...

Without speaking a word...

you can shake the world...

but which heroine will

work with a hero of your size ?

Tell me?

No No Doctor...

nothing is wrong with me...

I will just keep coming here...

just give me some

harmless medicines...

Why?

If I don't pretend to be ill,

he will run away to Mumbai...

to be an actor...

Film is love...

Film is passion...

Film is pain...

Film is the cure...

Film is a blessing...

Film is the way to fly every Friday

Film is the secret of happiness...

Film is pride...

Film is the father of life...

we are all the children of film...

Film is life...

Film is the soul...

salute film... salute film...

Film is romance...

Film is violence...

Film is in the air...

Film is a friend...

Film is war...

Film is the ultimate high...

Film is school...

Film is class...

Film is knowledge

Game is film...

Ball is film...

Playground is also film

Film is 'U'...

Film is Blue...

Film is 'A'...

Hunger for film...

Thirst for film...

Only film...

Don't wanna live...without film

Even god says thank god for film

salute film... salute film...

This time I have to

give you real medicines...

your health is truly failing

you need rest...

How long will you keep working?

If you stop working...

he will become responsible...

and stop dreaming about Mumbai

No. no. Stop.

Stop.. no.. no...

Filmy walk...

Filmy move...

Filmy style...

Filmy look...

Filmy state of mind...

Atmosphere is all film...

Film in the eyes...

Film in the nose...

Film in every breath...

Film on the face...

Film in the brain...

Film in every reflection...

Film is in every nerve...

Film is in every vein...

Film is in the blood...

Wound is film...

balm is film...

Only film...

How can we live without film ?

Without film...without film...

Thank God for film

salute film... salute film...

salute film... salute film...

One question...one question!!!

Shamitabh...shamitabh

You are from a small town...

a classic rags to riches story...

From starvation to strict diet

No...there's no such story...

I came to Mumbai from my village...

and checked in to a five

star hotel called MHO47789

What do you want?

Have you come to see a film shoot?

Then what are you doing at Film City?

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