Shank Page #5

Would you'd like me being in you parts,

you little sket?

F*** you, you ugly scrag.

- Stop talkin', man.

Just tell me where Tugz is goin'

to be goin', than.

We're going to come with you because we've

got someting to settle with him as well.

You guys are cover in manure.

- Tasha, just shut up.

Wot's he done to you?

- Little f***er done plenty.

Wot. are you his gurl?

- F*** dat. I was with his cousin.

We were cool.

He started slappin' me about.

So I left him.

He didn't like it, did he?

Got his friend Tugz to follow me home

from school one day and did dat to me.

Well that's not very nice, is it?

- Little f***in' prick.

Alright, I'm here now, yeah?

Manners, we gonna do dis, together, OK?

Now wot? Have you finished you little picnic now?

Seriously, man, I'm tired, I'm hungry...

and my crepes are dirty.

I wanna go cotch.

Come on, people,

we've gotta to go.

Narrating:
It seems like nowhere is safe.

Not anymore.

The city has gone feral.

All the kids are comin' out.

Skets. badmen, rudeways,

shotmen...

tings aren't safe no more.

Dat's how tings are now.

Hey wait, wait...

Wot's da plan we've got?

Hey you need some help you're goin'

after Tugz', you need some backup, mate.

And who's gonna back you up,

you tout? Look at you!

Hey, look at you, look at your trainers.

When did you get deem, 2005?

2006 actually.

- Oh, really, yeah?

Hey, d*ckheads, in case you don't remember,

my f***in' brother is dead!

Now, you're gonna stop talking about crepes

and f***in' p*ssy. Ya all need to fix up, man.

I'm not joking about with you no more!

Alright, let's go,

let's go, move it up, yeah?

Where is dis place?

- Not far, f***in' trust me.

You gurlz live here?

How do you make money?

Sell drinks, whatever we can,

to try and keep up.

You got a light on ya?

- Yeah, I got a light, I guess.

I'm starvin', man.

- We're all out of food here.

But... we have got...

some Cuban rum, boys!

Ah man, crack it open!

Who's gonna help us?

- Have you heard of the Originalz?

Well relax, our cousin's with deem.

We'll take you to him later.

But for now...

Oh my god, a f***in' spliff!

I haven't had a spliff for a long time now.

Ah, Junior, come sit down, yeah?

When go to the club, it's gotta be after midnight.

Hey, where you go, man?

- Junior? Junior? Come 'ere you.

O my god, you've got f***in' iPod.

Wot is it, a touch or a nano?

And wot, you got a PlayStation?

- I'd f***in' murk you for FIFA.

It's about Pro Evolution, blood.

- No, FIFA.

We ain't got PlayStation.

FIFA.

- Pro Evo, blood.

No, FIFA.

- It's Pro Evo, blood!

FIFA.

- Pro Evo.

Whatever.

- He's a f***in' weirdo, man.

[Plays "IF I HAD CHANGED MY MIND" by Tom Vek]

"If I said that we could fly"

"Around the world two thousand times"

"If I said that baby your smile"

"Had taken me by surprise "

"If I had changed my mind,

would I be here?"

"If I had changed my mind,

would I be here?"

"You groan to passing guests"

"Your car has run out of gas"

"If I said you're working to hard"

"Would you be dere in my mind?"

"If I had changed my mind,

would I be here?"

"Be here?"

["NINJA WE NINJA" Dub by Kalbata

playing in background]

Wake up.

HEY, WAKE UP!

Kickz, man... It's time to get up.

We gotta go, man. It's time to go.

Kickz, Kickz,

get up, man!

Oye Kickz, you f***in' knob! Get up!

We've got things to do, mate.

Ah, f*** you, man.

- Come on.

Tasha:
That's nasty.

Narrating:
I never thought I would being asking myself:

"Am I ready to kill a boy?"

Life. It seems to just keep

giving you hard questions.

If your ready or not,

you've got to answer.

["NEXT HYPE LYRICS" by Tempa T]

Intro:
"Yeah yeah yeah I'm still about (TEMPZ!!!) "

"Don't watch the hype"

"(MAD! NEXT HYPE!)"

"dis is for my fans dem you get me

"(NEXT HYPER TUNE!)"

"Mans still spittin its a ting you get me..."

"What kind of things that you have

When I find out don't expect me to stop "

"I'll come for the P's that you stack

And come for all the food that you blot "

"Better hand over the bag

Your boys don't wanna see you shot "

"If I kick down the door to your flat

Dun Know I'll clear out your house on the spot "

"(CLEAR!) All the things in your house

(CLEAR!) All the things in your fridge"

"(SMASH!) All your plates from your rack

(CLEAR!) All'a your kids' toys"

"(CLEAR!) All'a your CD rack

Won't get none of your CD's back "

"Drag off your curtain rail from the wall

Kick off your HDTV from the stand"

"Run up on stairs in to rooms

Flip the mattress and search for the cash "

"Make man look down the barrel of a mash

Its not worth your life just cough up the scratch "

"Its to late to lock up the latch

I can smell the crow just pull out the batch "

"I'm not here to cotch or relax

And drink your wine here just pull out the bags"

Wot do you want?

- We've come to see Whisper.

"Pax man straight in his eyes

They floored me I was looking at the sky

Par! Now I have to go..."

Who da f*** is Whisper?

"You're not bad you're a mug"

Go inside and f***in' ask.

- F*** off, pretty boy.

" ...flying his kite

Roll man down on the grass with... "

Who the f*** are you, luv?

"his friends disperse out of sight from afar

I can hear screams from his wife "

"Run after man let me draw for his life

Bloods pouring I got stains off the knife"

"Leave guys dead in the field over night

I'm sick when I dream I won't think of them twice"

"What d'you know about the allstar pars

Don't wanna see man driving his car "

Listen mate, they're his f***in' cousin, yeah.

- "with the leng in the car "

So you let us in!

- Hold on. hold on!

"I said "dis aint a PAR!"

Smash the window, drag man out the car "

"(DRAPES!) Get out the car!

If you dont get out the car "

C'mon, I ain't got all f***in' night.

"You better not dare me now "

Just give him some money

"Light up your whip and all of your spars

Watch some of them roll out of the car "

"Run down the road I'm chasing them far

Why didn't they comply from the start "

"Tryna hype up on the mic

While I spray my bars on the mic "

"(SLAP!) Don't hype up on the mic

(KICK!) Now who here wants to fight "

"Strangle man with the microphone lead

Bax mans head with the side of the mic "

"Shout at mans face I'm not taking it light

Drag man down to the floor that's right "

"I have to punch up guys

Guys try it with me I don't know why "

"Bax! Pax man straight in his eyes

They floored me I was looking at the sky"

"Par! Now I have to go blind

That boy dere I swear he gonna die "

"You're not bad you're a mug

don't think you're a guy..."

Any trouble from you lot,

and I'm gonna cut da f***in' thumbs off your

little man Reg 'ere until you squeal.

Now, a few rules...

"I can hear screams from his wife

Run after man let me draw for his life "

"Leave guys dead in the field over night

I'm sick when I dream I won't think of them twice"

If I find out your f***in' lying,

I'm gonna grab all your heads,

and I'm gonna f***in' crack them together.

"... that man tryna run over dere

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