Shaolin vs. Vampire

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Daiyu! Daiyu!

Open the door!

Please, someone!

lt hurts. lt hurts.

lt hurts. lt hurts!

Baby Vampire vs. The InvincibIe

ShaoIin Kung Fu DeviI Gang

OriginaI Story by Chin Chonsay

Written by Toshio Aduchi

Main Character and Director:

Ryu Chafi

Hong Kong, Summer of 1988

Whaddya want?

Didn't l tell you guys?

Ghosts do exist.

Did you see it too?

l'm so glad you weren't hurt.

lt was behind me.

lt looked exactly like a vampire.

lt was wearing

Qing Dynasty clothing.

Daiyu:
Ryu Chafi

lt's noisy here this morning.

What's going on?

l got the things you wanted.

Thanks, as always.

Listen, Daiyu,

a ghost appeared last night.

l encountered it.

lt was so scary.

What should we do?

lt must have been a dream.

Ghosts don't exist.

l saw it too.

There have always been rumors

about vampires in this village.

- l'm not kidding.

- Doshi, good morning.

We've been waiting for you.

Last night a ghost appeared.

Can you do something about it?

- l see. l knew it.

- Doshi:
Won Chikyon

This is a bad omen for this village.

This place has been home

to vampires for a long time.

That's not good.

Yin will grow,

and Yang will be destroyed.

People who live here will die young.

Don't believe such stories.

Vampires don't exist anymore.

l'm telling you, it was really there.

Hey, Daiyu, listen.

Why did you say that?

Cha really saw it last night.

Yes, l did.

l bet you were so drunk that

you couldn't walk straight.

Wasn't it your own shadow

that scared you?

Hey, Daiyu, you still

don't believe in ghosts?

Of course not.

This is ridiculous.

Oh, sorry.

Did that hurt?

See you around. Bye!

Ouch!

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

- Are you okay?

- Are you okay, Daiyu?

l'll remember this.

Do you think we can really

exterminate ghosts?

l don't know.

Stop whining. We are

the Three Kid Musketeers.

We'll fight together.

Let's go! One for all,

and all for one.

Darn you, vampires!

l will exterminate you guys today.

My mom and my dog and cat...

Director, l forgot my line.

- Cut, cut!

- Bee:
Chau Saimei

Hey, guys! Too many mistakes.

Let's do it again.

Sorry.

Roll camera!

Darn you, vampires!

l'll exterminate you guys today.

You guys scared

my mom and dog and cat...

- Bee.

- Dad.

- Mister.

- Mister.

Let me go!

- We're shooting now.

- Wait! Don't let him go.

Let's chase them. Wait! Bee!

Let's decide

by playing rock-paper-scissors.

1 , 2, 3!

Here you go.

- Oh, my! You guys couldn't wait?

- Daiyu's Wife:
Fon SahIing

You at least should act like an adult.

Sorry. Your food is

the best in the world. So delicious!

Teach me how to cook.

Before that, you have to behave

like a woman.

Why don't you ever wear a skirt?

By the way, l heard a ghost

appeared last night.

Wow, this world

must be filled with ghosts.

Heavy drinkers, greedy men,

and brats are all like ghosts.

People are saying that they

can't live in this village anymore.

lf you are doing the right things,

there's nothing to be afraid of.

Right. We'll be fine.

ln that case,

you can eat without talking.

Oh, l almost forgot.

You got a letter from Japan.

Can you give me the stamp, Dad?

Eat without talking.

Whom is it from?

Gon in Tokyo.

The choreographer

for the sword fight scene?

Yeah, right.

His Japanese friend is

writing a graduate thesis

about Shaolin kung fu.

And he wants me to teach her.

Wow, you must be good.

You are going to have

a Japanese apprentice.

Are you making fun of me?

l want to see the set too.

Okay. l'll take you there.

But there's one condition.

What is it? l'll do anything.

When you come to the set,

wear a skirt.

What?

Yes, Bee.

Do you understand? Now eat.

l can't eat without chopsticks.

Movie Set

- Anan, Anan, are you okay?

- l'm fine.

You're not concentrating.

Okay! Cut!

- Hurry up!

- Get ready for the next scene.

Hurry!

- Hello, sir.

- Hi.

- ls it finished?

- No, not yet.

How unusual to see you in a skirt!

You looked so cool, Dad.

- Right. He is secretly a cool guy.

- Anan:
Man Ron

You just shut up.

Don't be shy. Hey, Bee,

do you want to eat an orange?

Thank you very much.

- Hey, Daiyu.

- Yes.

The next scene is a stunt.

Jump off that tree.

Do a double somersault. Got it?

A double somersault?

You can't do it?

- But sir...

- What?

l'll do it.

Good. Everybody,

stand by for the next scene!

Are you serious? Don't be reckless.

l'll do it. lt could be my big chance.

Never let an opportunity slip away.

l can do it.

Dad.

- What?

- Can l play over there?

Sure, but don't go too far.

l know. l'll be all right.

Don't worry.

My beIoved son Ga Sisay

Okay, let's do it.

ls the camera ready?

- Okay, pull!

- Yes.

Okay, stand by!

Roll camera!

Daiyu, do you know

what you're going to do?

When the wire is released, jump up

and do a double somersault, okay?

Okay, are you guys ready?

Okay. l'm ready.

Good. Roll camera!

Cut!

- That was great!

- lt was really good!

Daiyu, good job!

Great job! Everybody, go back

to your original positions.

Hurry up. Move, move!

Don't waste time. Hurry!

Let's go!

You looked so cool.

You're much better than l realized.

Really? Shall we go home?

- lt's late.

- Yeah.

This is strange. My backpack

feels heavier than before.

You must have put too much junk in it.

Look, l only have chocolate in it.

l see. Let's go inside.

God

Dad! Dad!

What's wrong, Bee?

- Nothing.

- Are you all right?

Let's go inside.

Okay.

- How did it go?

- l was so lucky today.

- l did a perfect somersault.

- Don't push yourself too hard.

- Hi!

- ChiId Vampire:
Lee Wonho

Look, a ghost! A child's ghost!

- What did you say?

- l saw it. l saw a ghost there.

lt was a ghost child.

Jen, l'm hungry.

- Can you cook for me?

- Yes.

Dad, l'm not lying. lt was a ghost.

Stop talking nonsense.

But l really saw it.

He was looking in from the window.

Dinner is ready.

Can you set the table?

Okay.

We have to exorcise the ghosts

using this purification ceremony.

Make it stand properly.

lt might fall over.

- Shall l help?

- Hold it tight.

Thank you.

Bee!

You're late.

My mom told me not to go out at night.

- Liar.

- You're just scared of ghosts.

l sneaked out of my house.

l'll give you this as my apology.

Let's play hide and seek.

Bee will be ''it.''

All right. Everybody hide!

Okay!

One, two, three, four, five, six!

Are you guys ready?

We're ready.

Hey, that's enough.

Nobody's watching.

Let's take a break.

Do you want to have a smoke?

Shh.

Shh.

lt's late. When we finish these,

we have to go.

Yeah.

lt's spooky here.

l keep expecting to see a ghost.

You idiot. We are the ghosts.

Yeah, you're right.

l'm going to go pee.

Yeah, there's nowhere to pee

after we leave here. Shh!

Being a fake vampire is not an easy job.

l'm getting paid for it, though,

so l can't complain.

A ghost!

Help!

A ghost!

A ghost appeared!

Honey, stay with me.

A ghost! We saw a ghost!

A vampire appeared!

- lt appeared!

- That was the vampire.

- Vampire!

- That's the vampire!

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