Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Page #2

that girl so bad,

she ran all the way up

the street buck naked.

Almost caused

an accident.

Ramirez will think twice

about bringing a girl to this spot.

So, what do we do

with the shark?

Get someone with a truck

to cart it back to the dock.

I'm sure some of the fishermen

will chop it up and use it for bait.

- You got it.

- Cool.

Do you know where

I can find Ben Carpenter?

- Yes, he's over there.

- Hey, thanks.

- I'm looking for Ben Carpenter.

- That would be me.

I stopped by your office

and they said

I might be able

to catch you down here.

Well, you caught me.

Hi, I'm Cat Stone.

I'm a marine biologist

from the Sand Diego Aquarium.

- I saw your message on the

internet. - Well, that was fast.

It must be something important

for you to come here for a tooth.

Oh, it's a quick flight and

I enjoy the change of scenery.

Besides, if your tooth

is what I think it is,

- it'll be worth the trip.

- Then I won't keep you in suspense.

Oh, great!

So what's so special

about it?

I checked online but couldn't find

a shark that'd match it.

We think it's a subspecies

of the mako shark.

Very rare and

extremely nomadic.

Where did you say

you found this?

I pried it from an underwater cable

about five miles offshore.

Could I get

the exact location?

- Sure.

- Great.

You know, it's

a pretty big tooth.

How dangerous

is this shark?

No more than

the regular mako.

I'm just concerned

about our beaches.

If there's a threat,

I'd really like to know.

These sharks always stay out

in the open ocean.

I know our aquarium would love

to buy this tooth from you.

Keep it.

Think of it as

my contribution to science.

Thanks.

I appreciate that.

So, now that you have

your tooth,

is it right back up

to San Diego?

No, I'll hang out

for a couple of days

and see if it might still

be in the area.

- I'll let you know if I find anything.

- Okay.

No flirting over there.

We have work to do.

Looks like you gotta go.

Yeah...

I'll see you around.

- It was nice meeting you.

- Nice to meet you, too.

You know,

you're dead meat.

- Anything else?

- No, thank you.

- Man on phone:
Hello?

- Hey. It's Cat.

- What's going on?

- I just saw this tooth. It's genuine.

- As in the real McCoy.

- No.

Get those video guys

down here as fast as you can.

I want to document all of this

before I take it public.

- Right.

- And keep it quiet.

- I'll send somebody down.

- I owe you one.

Okay. See ya.

( Spanish rock music plays )

Adnde vas?

( speaking Spanish )

( speaking Spanish )

( man and woman scream )

Oh sh*t!

( phone rings )

- Do you want to answer it?

- Not really.

- What the hell's going on?

- It's the first power grid.

I was running a tracer,

checking

the line resistance

- and we lost it.

- You overloaded the line?

No, sir. It was

well below capacity.

One minute it was fine,

and the next, we shorted out.

F***! That's all I need.

Call Chuck Rampart.

Tell him to go out

and check the cable.

In the meantime,

I want you code monkeys

to figure out a way to make

the backup system work properly.

That's what

I pay you for.

F***!

Tolley isn't happy?

A**holes are

never happy.

Hey.

Here there, amigo.

You guys off

in search of Atlantis?

I wish.

I got another problem

with the fiber line.

Trouble in a junction box

10 miles out, so...

we'll take her out for a look,

report back what we find.

I saw a break in the cable

off the coast, two days ago.

A shark bit through

the casing.

Really?

Man, they never

tell me anything.

So, Chuck,

when will you let

me pilot her?

You got to pass my test

on submersibles first.

Don't you think I'm too old

for a driver's test?

Maybe. But a Jeep doesn't

implode when you drive it wrong.

Right.

Take it easy,

guys. Okay?

- Adis.

- Adis, amigos.

You'll actually let him

drive the sub?

Kid's got

damn good instincts.

Make a hell of

a submariner someday.

Only if he listens

to you, right?

Of course.

Man:

I love Mexico.

Man #2:
Great place

to be shooting.

Man #1:
Not a bad way

to make a living.

Man #2:

I'm all for it.

Look over there,

huh?

- Man #1:
Let's get shooting.

- All right. Let's do it.

Whoa!

Get the cameras.

I'll check out the boat.

Man #1:

Yes, ma'am.

Don't think I don't know you're

checking out my ass, Friedman.

- Who, me? Aw, come on.

- Ohh, I like her.

Davis, you like anything

with a pair of tits.

- That's true.

- It is.

But you're the ass man.

Remember?

And you'd do anything

for that ass.

- F***in' A-right, man.

- Come on!

- Nice.

- Cat:
Playing with your toys?

Toys are actually

what it's all about.

You see, this here

happens to be

an underwater

lipstick camera.

Looks pretty small

to me.

Well, it's really

not the size that matters.

Right, buddy?

Should be one hell

of a POV shot

if we get in close enough

and stick a shark.

You're going to get

close all right.

Get as much footage

as you can get.

We're pulling up

to the location

where they found

that tooth.

Guess what, boys?

You start chumming.

Oh, man!

This really stinks.

All right, sharky.

Come and get it.

What the hell?

- Cat:
Holy cow!

- Is that it?

Looks about the right size.

Get the cameras!

Freidman:
All right, baby.

Come and get it!

Cat:

You getting it?

- I need to get lower.

- I'll get you there, man.

All right, bro'.

Come on. Here we go.

You're hooked, man.

Davis:

Yeah, all right.

Cat:

Watch out.

Coming through.

Here it comes!

- Un-f***ing-believable!

- Did you get it?

Yeah. Animal Planet,

eat your heart out.

- Yes!

- Yes!

Look out!

- Sh*t!

- What are you doing?

Making sure.

Yeah!

That's our baby.

We gotta tag it.

- You got it, Cat!

- You bet your balls.

- Freidman:
Come on, baby!

- The tag's working.

You guys,

take a look at this.

Whew!

Man, she's going deep.

Cat:
Just keep

it rolling.

Holy f***ing sh*t.

We got this baby.

- Yeah! We got it!

- She's happy!

Good boy! Come on.

Thattaboy.

Come on over here.

Here we go!

Thattaboy! Good catch!

Come on,

bring it here.

Good boy!

Come on.

Oh, go get it,

Dirty!

Come on! Go!

Go!

Jeez! Stupid dog!

I don't know

why I bring you.

Well, here!

Catch it!

Get it, boy!

Get it!

Wow, this is as surprise.

- Late night social call?

- Resort security matter.

Sounds official.

There's been

a shark attack.

Come in.

Excuse the mess.

I've been working.

- I can see that.

- And...

trying to quit smoking.

- How's it going?

- Terrible.

- So tell me what happened.

- It's serious.

We found a guy's leg

near a beach

where he was playing

Frisbee with his dog.

Oh my God.

Cataline Stone.

Paleontologist?

San Diego

Natural History Museum.

So I guess this means

you're not a marine biologist.

- You lied to me?

- I had to.

- Why?

- This shark isn't a rare species.

It's supposed

to be extinct.

Megalodon--

ancestor to the great

white shark.

It can grow in excess

of 75 feet long...

Ben:
Jesus!

with a 10 foot

wide bite.

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