Shark Tale Page #8

- Oscar.

- Y'all are supposed to be the mob.

- Get yourselves a real hideout.

- [gags] Oscar.

And take a good look, Lino.

lt's over. You're old school.

- Oscar.

- What?

[retches]

[Lenny] The horror. The horror.

[laughs sheepishly] Um... excuse me.

- Ang, are you OK?

- No, l'm not OK.

He ate me..

l couldn't take it.

The taste was killin' me.

Lenny?

ls that you?

You're alive?

l thought l lost you.

What are you wearing? Huh?

What is that?

[gasps of astonishment]

Boss, it's Lenny. He was wearing

a disguise so we wouldn't recognize him,

but now he's not wearing a disguise,

so we do recognize him.

- Hi, Pop.

- Are you kiddin' me?

Are you kiddin' me?

Are you outta your mind?

Do you have any idea

how this looks?

This is the best sit-down

l've ever been to.

What are you doing with him? He took out

your flesh and blood, Frankie.

- But, Pop, listen...

- But nothing.

You never take sides

against the family. Ever.

Hey, Don. Lino. Sir. lt's not his fault.

This is between you and me.

What did l ever do to you?

You took Frankie away

and you turned Lenny into a dolphin.

l'm gonna get you.

- [Angie] Oscar, look out.

- Oscar, swim. Swim for your life.

You're gonna regret the day

you became the Sharkslayer.

Well, well, well.

Look who's stuck in the porthole.

You still hungry, big guy?

Well, say hello to my little friends.

- [buzzing]

- [hums cavalry charge]

[wails]

- Try it again.

- Whale Wash,

you get a whale of a wash

and the price...

Oh, my gosh.

All right. You got it right.

Everybody out of the way.

- Blow out.

- Shark!

Come on, Lino,

it's time to clean up your act.

Pop, leave him alone.

All right, Lino. Game's over.

- Lenny? What are you doing in there?

- Sorry.

Where's Lino?

- He's right behind me, isn't he?

- You're mine now.

Whoa!

Let's finish this, Sharkslayer.

Oh, we're about to.

[whirring]

- [music on headphones]

- Thank you for coming to Whale Wash.

[muttering]

OK, somebody needs to

get me out of the bubble.

- Today.

- [pop]

- Angie...

- The Sharkslayer does it again.

This time, luring two sharks

into his death-trap of hygiene.

Oscar, you're the somebody

everybody wants to be.

The top of the food chain.

Tell our cameras how it feels to be you.

- Angie.

- Oscar, get me outta here, quick.

l need a head start

to get as far away as possible.

- Look what you did to him.

- lt's a misunderstanding.

Sharkslayer. Over here.

[chant] Sharkslayer. Sharkslayer.

Stop!

l am not a real Sharkslayer!

[everyone gasps]

- l lied.

- What?

And l'm not

a real financial advisor. [sobs]

OK. lt was an anchor

that killed Frankie.

l didn't have anything to do with it,

and neither did Lenny.

lf that was true,

why did you run away?

Because you always wanted me

to be like Frankie.

l'll never be the shark

you want me to be.

What is your problem?

So your son likes kelp.

So his best friend is a fish.

So he likes to dress like a dolphin.

So what?

Everybody loves him

just the way he is.

Why can't you?

Don't make the same mistake that l did.

l didn't know what l had

until l lost it.

Will you get me outta this

so l can hug my kid

and tell him l'm sorry?

Pop.

[whirring]

Come here, you.

l love you, Son, no matter

what you eat, or how you dress.

[Angie] Oscar?

Angie?

Angie, l wish l knew now

what l knew then.

l mean, l wish you knew

what l knew,

l mean, before this...

- You're blowin' it, man.

- Mind your business.

lt's emotional and it's pressure.

What l'm saying, l just...

l didn't need the top of the reef.

Everything l wanted was right there

in front of me the whole time.

Well, what about being a somebody?

l'm nobody without you.

[bells jingle]

[Joe makes smoochy noises]

You're not helping.

Come here,

you big dumb dummy-head.

l never told you two this, but you're

the best henchman a guy ever had.

C'mon, group hug.

Sorry, man.

Come, Sykes, try again, mon.

Don't fret.

Forget it. The moment's gone.

So, uh, Lino... Uh, Don...

We cool, right?

l mean, like the reef is safe?

Walk the streets, you know, without...

aaah! You know.

Yeah, we're cool.

[cheering]

Oscar. Excuse me.

You've lost everything

you lied so hard to achieve.

Tell me, what's next for you?

Come on, everyone's waiting,

Mr. Manager.

All right, l just gotta put

the finishing touch on my new desk.

Love ya, Pop.

- Yo, dog.

- Sykes.

All right, partner,

let's see what you can do.

All right, partner,

let's see what you can do.

Sykes and Oscar's Whale Wash

is now open for business.

[ Car Wash]

Yo, E, B.

Let's get this party bumpin'.

Yo, yo.

lt's E and B on the wheels of steel.

Yo, Christina. Missy.

How about we have

a little Oscar-licious fun?

Yo, small tuna fish, I'm one big catch

You might not ever get rich

Let me tell you,

it's better than diggin' a ditch

There ain't no tellin'

who you might meet...

[Oscar] Don't try this at home.

A movie star or maybe a common thief

- Workin' at the car wash

- Whoa whoa yeah yeah

- At the car wash, yeah

- Ooh, yeah

- At the car wash

- Sing it with me...

Hey, Angie,

sorry Pop and l are late,

but we brought some new customers.

Hey, how ya doin'?

Wow.

OK, guys, come on in.

This ain't no place to be

if you're planning on being a star

Let me tell you it's always cool

And the boss don't mind sometimes

if you're acting like a fool

- Working at the car wash...

- No, snap it. You're not snapping it.

l'm snapping it.

- A lot of great whites can't do it, yo.

- Yo?

- Yo, what's up?

- Up with what?

Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo...

You say ''yo'' one more time,

- l'm gonna yo you.

- Sorry.

- OK, doo, l pimped your hide.

- All right.

Hey. You think this is funny?

What am l, a clown to you?

Car wash

Sharks in the water

Make theirjaws lock

When I swim through the grim

I'm too hot

You can make y'all bets

Y'all small tuna fish

- I'm one big catch

- Sharkslayer

Bow down player...

- What you got?

- You don't want none of this.

You gotta be kidding.

Break it down, fellas.

I gotta keep that fat stack comin'...

You got served.

Workin' at the car wash

Hey yeah

At the car wash, yeah

Come on, work, baby, work it

Sing it

- At the car wash

- Hey yeah

At the car wash, yeah

Come on, work, baby, work it

Sing it

At the car wash

Workin' at the car wash, yeah

So come on, come on,

come on, come on

Now keep it comin'

You may not ever get rich, but hey

A Shark Tale exclusive

Ooh, hey

Get your car washed today

Ooh, hey

Get your car washed today

[ D1 2:
Lies And Rumors]

[bell]

Hello? Hello.

Oscar? Listen, baby,

l know l was a bad girl,

but, come on, you'd have to be crazy

not to take me back.

Did someone say crazy?

[ Justin Timberlake & Timbaland:

Good Foot]

Taxi.

Hey, taxi.

Hello.

Hi. You gonna eat

the rest of your popcorn?

Eurgh! Too much butter.

Hey, a nacho.

[siren]

[ Mary J Blige:
Got To Be Real]

You're not even halfway done yet.

[ Cheryl Lynn:
Sweet Kind Of Life]

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