Sharknado: The 4th Awakens Page #3

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"Bouldernado"?

We have passengers

on this train.

Can we reroute this train? Or I

need to pull the emergency stop!

Getting permission to

emergency stop. Over!

It's coming in close--

It's a shark!

All right, the train's

out of control.

I gotta stop it.

Gemini, Gabrielle,

get to the front.

Bring all the passengers

with you.

Matt, you pull the pins halfway

out between the back cars.

- Yeah.

- Ready? Let's go.

Come on, everybody! Get to

the front of the train, now!

Go! Go! Go! Get up!

Wait, no! We've got

to stay right here!

Front of the train now!

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go!

Go! Move it!

How are you gonna get

to the conductor?

His door is secure.

You can't get to it

from the passenger cars!

I'm going

up and over.

Ahh!

Roger. Mr. Reynolds, the flood

is coming right at you!

Stay on target!

Stay on target!

Red five going in.

Yeah!

Folks, folks,

lives have been lost.

We've lost the trust of the

greater American people.

For five years, for

five successful years,

there's not been

one sharknado.

Not because nature said

we're done,

because I said

we're done.

And we're still not done.

Any questions?

I'm not done.

We need to find out

what's happening, folks,

and we need to

find out now.

Sir, we found

Fin Shepard.

Bring him here.

You guys all right?

Who would do this?

Who would want to destroy

the Grand Canyon?

Looks like

we got company.

I got

a pretty good idea who.

Unleash that potential!

Stronger!

Faster, April!

Come on!

Come on!

Faster, April!

You got this!

Come on!

Stronger!

That's it!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why the hesitation?

Let's go.

Because of what happened

to you last time.

What, my arm? This has

nothing to do with me,

has everything

to do with you.

Give it to me!

Come on!

That's good!

Come on!

Whaah!

How 'bout that?

Pull it!

Come on!

More! Come on!

Let's see what Swiss

Army April's made of.

Twist.

Now try out

your voice commands.

Chainsaw on.

Chainsaw off.

Now this one, you

gotta concentrate.

Turn on the Force.

May the Force

be with you.

What are we doing

at an Astro-X facility?

Mr. Reynolds wanted

to speak to you.

Never met

a billionaire before.

Think we can get

a honeymoon out of this?

Pretty good idea.

This is all his fault.

You don't mess

with nature.

Nature always finds a way,

and I'm gonna tell him that.

Look, he's got his faults, but

he got my dad off the Moon,

so let's cut him

some slack.

Yo, Finny.

How's it going?

It's going good.

You blew up

the Grand Canyon.

I stopped the flood.

And I probably

saved a couple

of boy scouts that

were beneath it,

and I didn't even

ask for a thank-you.

Thank you?

My pleasure.

Fin, I got a beast

of a storm,

and it's headed

this way.

I need your help.

What do you want from me?

I need you to get in

front of those cameras

and let all of America know that

everything is gonna be all right.

What?

I'm not your mouthpiece,

Aston.

Come on.

People believe in you.

Just get in front of the

world and say that.

They gotta hear it

from you.

Buy me some time so I can fix this.

I can fix this.

This isn't

a P.R. problem.

This is a "you messed with Mother

Nature" problem, and I can't help you.

I can see now.

You're not ready for

this whole thing, huh?

This is what you do.

Los Angeles, D.C.,

New York.

Where's the Fin Shepard

everyone knows and loves?

Oh, I see.

You're just pissed off

because I brought your

old man back to Earth

and you didn't.

Dad, come on.

Real cute, everybody.

I'm out of here.

Just remember they're looking for

anchors at the Weather Channel.

Yeah, "Partly cloudy,

"uh, but fix bayonets,

because there's

a sharknado coming!"

And somebody

gotta save the day.

And who you gonna call?

It's not you anymore,

is it?

Back to your world.

We are live from the Astro-X

headquarters in Prescott, Arizona,

where the first sharknado attack

in five years has occurred.

That's right, Natalie, but what

everyone must be wondering

is why these storms

are happening now.

Regular sharknadoes

are water-based,

but the one that formed over Las

Vegas was created from sand,

so a sand-nado?

Well, Natalie,

to be exact,

a shark-sand-nado.

And once the sand-nado

hit the Hoover Dam,

it picked up rocks

in the desert

to form what is now being

dubbed a bouldernado.

We're now

going to go live

with "Today Show's"

new storm chaser van-cam

and reporter

Ron McDonald. Ron?

I'm proud to be joining

the "Today Show"

as part of

the storm chaser

van-cam

mobile studio.

This vehicle

was designed

to get as close as

possible to a tornado,

particularly

a sharknado.

What is this?

This is where

all the magic happens.

Is that the Mech suit?

The one that Aston

sent you to get.

It's not even finished.

Yeah, I know. You want

to tell him that?

What does he

need it for?

To boldly go where

no man has gone before.

Seriously, Colonel?

Star Wars?

- Uh, Trek.

- Huh?

Star Trek,

not Star Wars.

Yeah, we got

a lot of work to do.

And a lot of movies

to see.

We got trouble.

It's gaining on us.

Hurry! Can't we

go any faster?!

Dad, let me drive.

I drove combat--

Matt,

I got this.

- I can do this.

- Matt, I got it.

We need

to find shelter!

This is bad.

I need you

to find supplies.

My phone doesn't work.

We're running out

of options.

We can't keep running

away from it.

We have to fight!

Kill or be killed!

Matt's right.

We need to stop.

Bingo.

Chainsaw store!

Perfect!

Hi. I'm Lori Greiner.

Today we're

making available

the original sharknado

preparedness kit.

The big thing that

makes this special...

Nope, we don't deliver.

Hang up, lame-o.

I need a chainsaw.

You've come to the

right place, sir.

We got the best

selection of chainsaws

in the whole

state of Texas.

Not to mention

the sweet meat

that my brother Chop-Top puts

into his croissant sandwiches.

Will this be for

logging or home use?

Heh heh.

Neither.

Lot of people recommend

the Stihl 3000,

but personally,

sir,

I say you

can't go wrong

with this baby.

Homelite calls this

one the turbo model.

That's right.

And when

those pesky teenagers

start snooping

around our property,

we take this bad boy

and hand it over

to my brother Gunnar

there.

He chases 'em

clean away.

- I'll take it.

- Let's go! Let's go!

Sharknado's coming! You guys

gotta get out of there!

Oh, no! It's a great white!

Grab your--

We lost 'lectricity!

It's gonna hit

the oil field.

Oilnado.

That's new.

That's not good.

Firenado.

It's gonna burn down

this whole town.

We need to find

something to put it out!

Hey, Chop!

You got any fire

extinguishers around here?

Yeah, we got some around back!

Help yourself!

This isn't

gonna cut it.

We're gonna need

something bigger

to get near that storm.

What's that?

Sweet.

You're all set.

Matt, when I clear, you

know what to do, right?

Good luck, Dad.

Get down!

The saw is family!

It wouldn't be Texas without

a chainsaw massacre.

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