Sharknado
Toss'em and bag'em.
Enjoy.
It's good.
Not great.
But seeing that you are a
business man, Mr. Santiago.
Captain.
Captain.
My associates and I are willing
to negotiate, a reasonable price.
Let's say, 100,000.
One million for the entire take,
Not a penny less.
A steep price for a small catch.
A pod of 20,000 sharks are
migrating in this direction.
When we're through with it,
One million will look like a bargain.
If you're looking to negotiate, Mr.
Palmer, look for an insurance salesman.
I do believe we have a deal.
All hands on deck. All hands on deck.
Tie the sails!
Get the fins to the gally!
Captain there is a north
wind hitting us fast!
You need to get up here.
I think this is for you
captain. The deposit.
You'll receive the rest when we dock.
You know the most important
thing I learned out here?
We shouldn't be afraid of the sharks.
They are the ones that
should be afraid of us.
Salud.
What the hell is that?
They're called waves. They
do that from time to time.
The storm is too strong. We are
going to have to go around it.
Make it happen. I'm going down below.
Captain!
Change of plans Captain. I'm
going to take the money, your
cargo, and what's left of the ship.
Aah!
I don't think so.
Something unnatural about it.
There's something
unnatural about everything.
Lots of scenery today.
I'm gonna focus on the waves.
You better hurry mate.
The clouds are coming in.
Whoo! Reminds me of the
nationals in 04. Remember?
You totally ripped that bugger. I thought
you were going to be rag dolled for sure.
You know we really don't
talk like that, right?
You doing a ride-out or not?
Sure. Thanks.
It's totally cooking out here mate.
You're not kidding. It's a Mexican
hurricane. Bad for them good for us.
Isn't that a drink?
Hit. Hit! Whoo!
Good Morning California this
is Joni Waves. That's Joni with
with an "I". You may have noticed this
morning the unusual
weather here in Southern
California. The clouds
coming in over the ocean
and the large waves are proving difficult
for surfers. I'm here in Santa Monica with
some breaking news about Hurricane David.
It's been pounding the
west coast of Mexico.
Pushing it's way up to the coast to the
state of California. It seems to
be driving a very dangerous surf.
No kidding. Fin's out there.
Yeah but I won't worry about Fin, I
mean he's the best surfer I've ever seen.
Except for me of course. In my prime.
When was that George? The Civil War?
Eh, I'm not that old. You
know I got some moves babe...
Hey! What did I tell you? You can touch
everything at this bar except for me.
Hey! Come on!
Oopsies! Looks like you need another drink.
Yeah a free one. One on the house.
One that doesn't cost me any money.
How come you never talk about
that scar, right there on your leg?
There's nothing to talk about.
I cut myself shaving.
4 bucks.
4 Bucks? I thought it was on the
house. You spilled the last one.
Perhaps the silver lining
of the storm is that it has
driven away the recent influx
of sharks in our area...
Yeah I hope it does. Hope it does.
I hope the storm kills'em.
I hope it kills them all.
Me too. You have no idea.
Tired already?
What's the last time you
short boarded, old timer?
I never stopped. I just
like the way this one rides.
Yeah. Whatever.
Alright grandpa. I'm gonna
show you how it's done.
Grandpa?
Show her how it's done, Grandpa!
Come on. Oh!
Deanna there's a shark!
Hey get outta the water!
SHARKS!
Hey Get out of the water!
Sharks! They're coming in!
Get off the beach!
Get out of the water!
Sharks! Get out of the water!
SHARKS! Everyone out
of the water, right now!
Everyone out of the water
now! We're evacuating
the beach. Everybody off
the beach immediately.
Aaah!
Come here you bloody shark! Come on!
Aaah!
Baz!
Baz!
Aaah!
Just hang on. I'm gonna get you in.
These sharks of yours have no etiquette.
Etiquette?
I thought you were Australian not British.
Tasmanian buddy.
Just hang on, I'll get you in.
What were you thinking?
You could have been killed.
I'm fine.
Aah!
We need a tourniquet.
Here use this.
It's just a-aah! Little nibble.
Aah!
Are you okay? Are you sure?
He must have wanted a snack.
Sharks don't like vegemite.
It's not funny. Aah.
Hey. You gonna be okay?
Yeah. I'm fine.
Hey can I get some of
And then. Are you listening?
The shark opens it's mouth.
Goes to swallow Fin whole but Fin
looks at the shark. Do the look.
No, do the look.
Oh my God.
Yeah that one. And the
shark goes, 'You know what?'
I'm pissing off. I'm not gonna
mess with the world champion
surf legend, Finley the Fin
Shepard. Ain't that right?
On you mate.
I don't believe it. You guys are nuts.
Look.
Do you see that?
- Oh yeah.
- It's a little nibble.
So he gives him a look and
you give him a nibble...
No, HE gave me a nibble.
I don't know. Are you guys going
back out there and doing any swimming?
With the sharks?
It's a storm.
It's what's driven them all up north.
Eventually they'll go back
from where they came from.
I hope. But the were knocking.
Yeah, knock, knock, knocking on your door.
And I never seen so
many of them, or so bold.
It's just a storm. Just gotta stay out
of the water for a couple days that's all.
Just a storm?
Looks like a hurricane.
I'm just happy you're okay.
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
What? Do you think you're too old for me?
No, I'm your boss.
So?
So? Go get back to work.
Hey! I'm not too old for ya.
I don't think.
I'm not your boss.
Daddy issues. Hey! I'm
not judging you darlin'.
Ouch!
I have daddy issues too.
- Here to issues.
- Yeah!
Who's is this?
Hurricane David is poised to
be the first hurricane to hit
the state of California. And it is now
barreling toward the
Santa Monica shorelines.
We have suffered tropical
storms in the past but
we have never been hit
by a storm quite like
this. Wide spread flooding is expected
and experts are saying global warming
is the reason for this unprecedented event.
We will be back with
more news as it develops.
Hello. Wexler residence.
April it's Fin.
Yeah Fin I know your
voice. What do you want?
Look I'm just calling to make sure...
When did you go back to using Wexler again?
Cause that's my name.
Look Fin I'm really busy.
Just calling to make sure
you and Claudia are okay.
There's a bad hurricane
rolling in and I want...
Is this about money?
Because if this is about money
Fin, I told you already that...
It's the storm. I just want
to make sure guys are okay.
Of course we're okay.
It's barely even raining.
Look, it's really sweet
that you are calling in
to check in on us but
Collin already checked the
drains and, we're gonna be
fine. They're cleared out.
Well it's flooding here and
not the plumbing. The ocean.
I think you guys should get out of town.
What are you talking about? We
are 100 miles from the ocean.
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