Sharknado Page #2

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You are exactly 6.6 miles from the ocean.

And on a day like today

it's not far enough.

I'm gonna take you and

Claudia further inland.

And what about Collin?

You know you are not the only

one that can keep us safe.

We're not going anywhere.

Fine. Then just let me get Claudia.

We'll make it my week for the month.

Is that what this is about?

No!

Look you are gonna see her on the 20th like

you always do. I gotta go okay. Bye Fin.

Who's that?

My wife.

That is his wife.

- Yeah his wife.

- Shut up Baz.

Alright everybody, listen up.

I'm closing the restaurant.

Storm is coming and it's coming

fast. Get home safe everybody.

Don't forget taco Tuesdays.

George, you got to get out of here.

What's going on?

If I don't secure the bar,

I'm going to loose everything.

Come on George, George wake up.

Oh! I hear an angel, I must be in heaven.

George you better wake up or

I'm calling in your bar tab.

Oh, I'm up, I'm up.

Hey hey, you need to go home.

I'm not going anywhere.

This is not your problem.

No! It is my problem. Because if this bar

get blown over then I'm out of a job too.

Yeah, and I'm not gonna

have any place to drink.

Can't argue with that one.

For an environmentalist

you sure do hate sharks.

I've got fire power behind

the bar. Come on, come on!

Alright, grab a weapon. Grab anything

you can find to defend yourself.

Give me something dangerous.

Can I get one for the road Fin?

Huh? What?

Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go!

George get your ass up!

Now!

Alright.

Come on kid.

Don't you ever make fun of my stool again.

Come on come on.

Shoot it!

That's what you get for trying to eat me.

Come on, come on guys, let's go.

We are here live at the Santa Monica

Pier, this is what remains after

the massive storm tore

through the popular attraction.

The waves also brought in sharks

which have injured dozens

and killed several people.

We'll rebuild mate.

Insurance will cover it.

L.A. wasn't built for this much water.

I'm really worried about Claudia

and April. I gotta check on them.

I'll come with you.

April doesn't like you, remember?

Nah mate. She doesn't like

you, remember? She loves me.

Where do you think Claudia came from?

Who's Claudia?

His daughter.

You have an ex-wife and a daughter?

I can drop you at home if you want?

I live on the beach it's obviously

flooded. No where else to go.

Looks like we're all refugees now.

I wanna go with you.

Make sure your family is okay.

Anybody seen George?

George?

Here he is.

Oh man. I'm glad you woke me up.

I was having the worst nightmare.

Gosh the water is rising.

Water is not going to be a problem. All

the electronics have been sealed with

silicone. We'll be fine.

I've driven this thing on the

beaches from here to Costa Rica.

Why is the car shaking.

What the hell. There are

sharks on the streets.

These fish surely have a hankering for me.

It's like one taste of

Baz just isn't enough.

Hey whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold up with the guns. We don't

need more blood in the water.

That's a tiger shark.

How do you know that?

Shark Week.

Where'd it go?

Where did it go?

Ah geez.

Hey.

It's under the car.

Well can I start shooting now?

Yeah. Do it.

We got to get to higher ground.

Take the freeway. It's

way above street level.

You take the 10 to the

405. You're almost in

Beverly Hills. And then there is no way

the ocean has washed inland that far.

What makes you an expert

on Beverly Hills George?

That's where I live.

George if you live in Beverly Hills

why do you come all the way to the

coast to come and drink at my bar?

I don't know. I like the view, you know.

There's the beach.

There's all these scantily

clad women there that pretend to like me if

I buy them a drink. And there is my

seat. My chair. My chair is always there.

Plus you don't charge 15 dollars a plock.

Yeah.

Plus there is the beautiful Nova

there who I plan to marry soon.

I sit around and think about it

every night and day. Everywhere I go.

Fin!

Hey!

Bloody hell.

That's the 405.

I hate the 405.

What are these idiots doing?

Yeah I'll just go around them.

You need to back up. I

need to get out of here!

Get back in your car.

It's not safe out here.

It's just a little water.

Typical Californians

are afraid of the rain.

Yeah.

Stop!

Watch it will ya.

Oh my God.

It's like Old Faithful.

We're gonna need faith to get through that.

The water is rising behind us.

What, what, what?

Oh my God!

I just can't sit back and watch this.

- What?

- The sharks are swimming right at them.

They're not gonna make it.

Don't even think about it.

They're not gonna make it.

Fin! Where you going? The sharks

are falling from the freakin' sky.

Here we go again.

Nova!

There's sharks out there. You

don't have to go out there.

There's absolutely no

reason to go out there.

Everyone needs to get to higher ground!

Puppy!

Somebody help me! Help me get my dog out!

Please help me! My dog is locked inside.

This area is flooding.

Come on, get out!

Please!

Please help!

Somebody help!

Okay. You go!

Okay. I got you princess

come on. There you go.

Come on George.

George! Come on George!

Oh crap!

Ouch! Get off of me!

It's not gonna end.

The flood channels, the

storm drains, the sewers.

It's not gonna stop at the coast.

They're going to swim everywhere.

Come on get in the car.

We've got to go through this.

What?

You've got kangaroos loose in the

brain mate. We can't go through that.

The aerodynamics in this

car cannot match the waves.

The waves are only gonna get

bigger when the storm get closer.

Trust me, if there is one

thing I know, it's timing waves.

That's what I was afraid of.

They come in sets of 3.

One.

Two.

Three.

Whoo.

Everybody okay?

- I'm all right.

- 10 fingers. 10 Toes.

Uh, gotta love L.A.

What are these people thinking?

Nothing.

Flooding is rampant

through out the L.A. basin.

We've had unsubstantiated reports of sharks

swimming in the streets

and falling from the skies!

Does April know you're coming?

No.

But at least we'll be in the

hills away from the flooding.

Alright.

It's awfully nice of you to let her

new boyfriend stay in your house.

Don't remind me.

Unbelievable.

We're almost at the house.

That's too bad. I was hoping

it was further up the hill.

April!

April!

Hey let us in.

No! What are you doing here?

And what happened to him?

Nothing. Your Fin saved my life.

He's not my Fin anymore.

And who is she?

It's Nova. She works at the

bar. Now will you let us in.

No! I told you not to come.

No! Just go away. Take your little

stripper friend and Baz and leave.

Nice shot.

By the way I'm not a stripper.

Claudia!

She doesn't want to talk to you.

Claudia!

Dad? What are you doing here?

There's a big storm coming

in. It's not safe here.

I'm not going anywhere

with you. Just leave.

I didn't come here to argue with you.

- I don't care.

- I came here to get you.

What is all the ruckus?

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