Sharknado Page #3

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Oh, Sheppard.

Should have figured it was you.

What are you doing here?

L.A. is drowning.

I'm going inland. I'm

taking my family with me.

Finley. April is mine.

Excuse me?

My girlfriend is not your responsibility.

And unless it's the

20th of the month, which

currently it's not. Neither is Claudia.

Collin, don't be rude.

He's just worried about us.

Every time it rains in L.A. everyone

swears it's the storm of the century.

And even if it is, Beverly Hills

Emergency Services are second to none.

We're safe here.

There are sharks flooding the streets.

And now there's one swimming in your pool.

Are you kidding?

Sharks in the swimming

pool is impossible...

Collin!

Something's on my foot!

Finley! Help me! Finley!

Watch out!

Collin!

Help me! It's getting away!

Collin!

I've got your back.

Get it's nose.

Die already!

It's coming back!

- No!

- Oh my gosh!

Fin!

Ready?

Fin!

Where'd it go?

Where'd it go?

- Go, go, go!

- Oh my gosh!

Fin hurry up, get over here.

Nice shot.

Thanks.

Looks like it's that time of the month.

Look!

We're out of Ammo.

The eye of the storm still

hasn't come to shore yet.

It's gonna get worse

before it gets any better.

We got to get inland and we got to get

some place safe for all of us.

Where?

I'm thinking the desert.

No, we have to go to Van Nuys to get Matt.

Matt's in flight school there.

Matt's at flight school? I thought he

was vacationing in Tampa with his buddies.

When did this happen? I just talked to him.

How come nobody tells me these things.

I'm suppose to be included

in these conversations.

He wanted to tell you but, Collin said

it was none of your business anymore.

Who's Matt?

My brother.

You have a son too?

Alright.

We got to get out of here quick.

How are we going to do that?

I'm going to push the shark out of here.

I'm gonna distract it.

When I do this, get to

the car as fast as you can.

Now!

He'll be okay.

Fin!

Come on, get in!

Move it! Move your ass!

Go, go, go!

Easy come, easy go.

The eye of Hurricane David

is continuing it's relentless

pounding through the

streets of Los Angeles.

And most surprisingly and most shocking

reports have been pouring in from all

over, that sharks have been washing ashore.

Live sharks. And not only from the coastal

flooding but they are

coming up through the drains

and sewage systems of the city of Los

Angeles. Nothing like this has ever...

Do you always have this

much ammo in your jeep?

Semper Paratus.

Dad, are you really saying that

right now. Can't you be serious?

It means?

Always be prepared.

Thank you.

I always thought it would be an earthquake

that would be the end of Los Angeles.

Or a meteor shower. Zombies even.

Yeah.

Black Plague. Aliens.

But sharks? Come on.

Yeah.

Yeah. Go figure. My luck, sharks.

Yeah your luck. Sharks.

Mine too.

I'm not gonna lie. It's

kinda hot when you do that.

Again we will keep you

updated on this storm.

This is Joni Waves.

That's Joni with an "I" -

Call Matt.

This is the emergency alert system.

National weather service

has issued a tornado warning

throughout Los Angeles

County. Water spouts have

been detected in the

coastal water from Orange...

No kidding. You are a bit late on that one.

We got to get out of here fast.

We got to go get Matt.

The freeways will be a nightmare.

But there's a short cut

if you turn right up here.

That's how I always

get around the Hollywood

traffic with my friends.

What are you doing in Hollywood?

Since when do you care?

Hold on.

The storm is dying down.

How can you tell?

Not as many sharks flying around.

Why you stopping. We have to go get Matt.

Don't you see that? There

could be kids in there.

There's no one in there.

And your kid is right here.

We got to get her somewhere safe.

This is so typical of you Fin.

You care more about other people

then you do your own family.

Let's go!

Please.

I can't.

The water is rising. I'm going to

go up to the bridge and rappel down.

Fin this is crazy.

Calm down guys. Calm down, okay.

There's other grown ups coming, okay?

Uh uh, Police Department, Fire Department.

They're going to get us out of this.

As long as we stay in here

we are going to be fine, okay?

Trust me. We're gonna be just fine.

Anybody in there?

Whoa! Whoa! Be careful.

Need a lift?

I'm glad to see you.

Send the rope.

I reached dispatch right before all the

electronics went out.

They said someone from 911

is sending someone over.

Oh yeah? Want to wait for them?

Hell no!

I didn't think so. Who's first?

Okay, come over here honey.

Alright Samantha you're

going to be all right.

Start pulling, they're ready.

Alright you ready? Just keep looking

up. It's gonna be fine Samantha.

Here we go.

Okay, lift her up!

Alright here we go Samantha

you're going to be all right.

Go ahead.

It's gonna be just like flying.

Come on, come on. Quicker, let's go.

Yes!

Yes! Alright pull'em up!

You're doing all right. You're

doing good. Don't be afraid.

Come on. Hold on tight.

- He's up.

- Okay. Alright.

Alright, who's next?

A bunch of little kids went up

before me. How hard can it be right?

- Let's go.

- Alright.

Go over there. Come on sweetheart.

Your dad is trying to do good here.

Give him a hand.

Are you sure this thing is

strong enough to hold me?

Nope, I'm not.

Great.

I'm sure not looking forward

going in there after you.

Yeah.

I hate sharks. I'm from Wyoming.

You know... I moved

down here to be an actor.

Dad.

I got to go up right now! Please!

Up, up, up!

Come on!

Oh God! 15 grand a year.

No benefits. Screaming kids.

Calm down. It's okay. Don't Panic.

I used to hate heights. Now, I'm

away from sharks. This is great.

Okay, let's do this now

before I become hot lunch.

Watch out Fin!

Watch out to the right. Watch out!

Oh my gosh be careful. Watch your foot.

Hurry, come on, faster.

Oh my gosh!

Be careful!

Be careful Fin!

Watch out!

Fin come on! Watch out Fin!

I've had just about enough of you.

Be careful Fin!

Come on.

Your okay. Oh my gosh.

Finny, look at the sky.

The storm is clearing up. Maybe it's done.

Good.

These guys are gonna get you home, okay?

Be safe.

Oh crap.

What?

Claudia get in the Jeep!

I'm fine mom.

Get down! Get down!

You all right?

You okay?

My mom always told me

Hollywood would kill me.

Start the engine.

Is that good?

Okay, rev it. Rev it.

Guys it's flooding.

It's gonna be easier

if we steal another car.

Then steal another car.

There's a small gas leak

but it should run for now.

What is that?

It's a water spout.

Tornado over the ocean. Water

gets sucked up into the air...

Are those sharks?

Yeah. Come on. Come on.

Close her up. Let's go.

Well, at least the rain is easing up a bit.

What was that?

Oh my God. Oh my God.

What the hell?

Kill it!

This is crazy!

Hit the breaks!

Get down Claudia!

- This is unbelievable.

- Hold the wheel. Hold onto the wheel.

- Okay.

- Bloody hell!

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