Sharknado 2: The Second One

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Sir, here's your beverage.

Ok.

We're almost home.

Yeah.

I am so sorry to bother you Mr. Shepard.

But we're so excited to have you on board.

Would you mind signing your book for me?

Um, I didn't write that, April here did.

Um, would you mind?

The read is truly riveting.

I mean, what you did is just

incredible. You're a hero.

Thank you.

Really.

We're actually having a signing in New

York on Saturday if you'd like to come.

Really? You're inviting me?

Thank you so much! And again, we're

so honored to have you both on board.

Have a nice flight.

Fin, why aren't you

having more fun with this?

Come on, April.

Two of my friends were killed.

I almost destroyed Los Angeles.

And oh yeah...

I got eaten by a shark.

How much fun do you think that was?

I'm sorry, I...

No. I'm sorry.

It's just...

All this attention is crazy.

That never used to bother you before.

Yeah but this is...

It's different.

Well think of it like a vacation.

You're gonna go home and

you're gonna see your sister...

and your brother in law.

Why don't you two just work it out?

You know what? Right

now, I think I'd rather

just focus on the hot

slice of New York pizza.

I'm gonna wash my face.

- Are you ok? You sure?

- Yeah. I'm fine.

Yeah.

Are you sure you're ok?

I'll be alright.

This is Captain Bob Wilson,

we will be starting our decent into

New York shortly. I just want to say

thank you for flying Santa Mira Airlines.

It's a perfect way to fly.

What did you have?

The chicken.

Chicken? I was going to try the

fish but the chicken looked good.

Always Chicken on a plane.

Ladies and Gentlemen, as we

begin our final decent we expect

to hit a bit of turbulence so

please fasten your seat belts.

I like how you say a little bit.

This is a lot of bit.

- Oh this is not that much.

- Yeah?

We just want to make sure

everybody is going to stay in their seats

and not bounce around. No

lawsuits on my flights.

No sir.

Don't worry. This is

nothing. Oh I've flown worse.

Flight attendant! Flight attendant!

There's something on the wing.

There's something on the wing!

Did you see that?

What do you see?

I-I...

Mr. Shepard, you need to relax. Really.

You guys are just experiencing normal

turbulence. There's nothing to worry about.

Are you ok, Mr. Shepard?

You need to calm down.

I can't have you disturbing

the rest of the passengers.

You got it?

Ok.

Ok, I get it.

I'm good.

I'm alright.

Fin, what do you see?

It's happening again.

Whoa! Did you see that?

- It looks like a bird. No it's a bird.

- No it's a bat.

Guys. Guys. Sshh!

Flame on number 2 Captain.

I think we've been hit!

Mayday Mayday Mayday. It's flight

2-0-9. We've lost engine number 2.

Request emergency clearance into JFK.

We're descending rapidly to 20,000 feet.

Jonni check number 3.

It's running a little hot.

Yes.

What the?

I've never seen anything like this.

Flight 209. Please report

what is causing the disturbance.

Repeat, what is causing the disturbance.

Captain, we've gotta tell them something.

Tell'em what?

We're going to be okay.

We're going to be okay.

Check those galley panels.

Ok.

Fin!

Just hold on everybody! Hold on!

Just hold on!

Fin!

Just hold on!

Just hold on! I'm almost there!

This is flight 2-0-9! The pilots are dead!

I see the runway!

I'm putting down the landing

gear and heading for it!

Clear out the runway!

I'm coming in hot!

Shark! Shark!

Grab my gun!

Behind you!

My hand! My hand!

Oh, my God.

Oh man.

Welcome to New York.

This weather is driving me crazy!

One minute it's hot, the

next minute it's cold...

Hot, cold, hot, cold, make up your mind!

- Maybe you should pull your skirt down.

- Ok you use to wear short

skirts before you got old.

You know, the weather is crazy

though. I hope it doesn't rain today.

Alright the ferry to

Liberty Island is on time,

the game hasn't been canceled,

there's nothing to worry about.

- Perfect. Alright, great so you guys have

- Yep.

a good time. Don't forget to meet us

at April and Fin's hotel for dinner, ok?

Please don't lose the address.

It's right here,

What if something happens to your phone?

That's what I got my boy for. Photographic

memory, keen sense of direction,

part blood hound from

your side of the family.

Alright. Yeah...

Oh and hey, Please don't hide

from my bother tonight, ok?

I don't hide from him, I just

don't think he's ever uh...

forgiving me for hooking up with...

Ok, gross! You cannot say that!

I think I recall me hooking up with you...

Nope!

Either way, it was the

end of the dynamic duo.

And which one of you was the Boy Wonder?

I thought I was Batman.

Yeah, I love you. Bye.

Have fun you guys, Ok?

- See you guys later, be safe!

- Be good.

Come on, let's get there early, maybe

we can catch a little batting practice?

You think David Wright is

gonna hit a homer today?

Maybe, he's been roping them lately.

Do you remember what

you promised this time?

Alright alright, I'm turning

it off. No more work, alright?

All play all day. Me and

you. Let's go. Come on.

We have some new developments

right now on a 747 that made an

emergency landing at

JFK airport this morning.

It happened at 7:33.

We're told it was a Santa

Mira Airlines flight 209.

Reports that we're getting

say it hit turbulence

on it's decent, and that

a passenger actually aided

in the safe landing of that plane.

The plane flew into some

kind of crazy weather pattern.

And a shark got sucked up into the engine.

That's hard to believe.

Hard to believe that a storm

bigger than anything you've ever

seen before is about to hit

Manhattan? Well guess what?

It's about to happen, so here's the deal...

You need to lock down the city.

You need to call the Mayor and have

him put the National Guard on alert.

Get helicopters in the air with firebombs

so they can throw them into the tornado.

Ok, I can see you're upset...

I'm not crazy.

You gotta alert the city.

The people have to know the

truth before it happens again.

Mr. Shepard, we're ready to go.

Mr. Shepard, do you have a comment?

No I don't have a comment!

Get that camera outta my face!

Move out of the way!

Security can you grab these.

It's gonna be ok.

Stay with me.

There you go.

Oh, no, no, sweetie, you can't in there.

She's lost a lot of blood.

But, she's gonna be ok.

She's in good hands.

I'll let you know as

soon as there's any news.

Can you just wait over here?

I'll be back, I promise.

Dr. Hardman please report to Trauma C.

Dr. Hardman please report to Trauma C.

Yes, Well did you notice

how tall I was today?

But-but they look good.

I like the hot red.

Yes. Thank you very much. Just for

you. I actually wore them today for

who was suppose to be our first

guest, you know April Wexler

was suppose to be here. She

wrote this incredible book:

How to survive a Sharknado.

- You know what but her plane...

- Very scary.

Her plane had an

emergency landing at JFK.

I know. It's a scary thing, so...

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