Sharknado 2: The Second One Page #2

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And we don't know the

status of the plane, so

we're-our prayers are

with her, her family, and

- all the other passengers.

- Of course Fin, her husband.

Fin, her husband and all the

other passengers on Flight 209.

Notice for Dr. Courtice.

Please report to trauma.

Notice for Dr. Courtice.

Please report to trauma.

Mr. Wexler?

Shepard.

Mr. Shepard.

We're divorced.

Is... April ok?

She's going to survive.

We were able to salvage some of the limb.

In time, she should be able

to make a full recovery.

Is she a fighter?

Yeah, yeah she's a fighter.

How much recovery time

are we talking about?

Varies with different patients.

Prosthetics have come

a long way these days...

I mean, with a little time,

rehabilitation she'll be able to

do a lot more then she thinks she can.

She's going to be waking up soon.

Let's get you to her room.

It's pretty cool, huh?

I first visited the statue of

liberty when I was your age.

I've never realized she had feet before.

It's actually very

interesting, the broken shackles

around her ankles are about her being free

and moving forward, and

lighting the path to freedom.

Yeah, you just read that out

of the pamphlet, didn't you?

Hey.

Hey baby.

Fin.

Hey, you're going to be ok.

Am I?

The shark...

kept chasing me.

And it had this huge scar across its face.

And I shot him in the

eye. But it took my hand.

It's like, he knew who I was.

No, he didn't know you.

If he did, he would have ran the other way.

I'm sure about that.

Why did you marry me?

Because I wasn't perfect

and you didn't care.

You love me anyway.

Now...

You're gonna get passed that.

We're gonna get passed this.

But next time you offer to lend a

hand, don't be so literal about it.

We have a monster storm

headed to New York City.

Let me show you exactly

what I'm talking about here.

We have that southerly

shark wind that's going

to be pushing all the water north bound

so we could see significant damage to

homes that are right along the coast

and then we have to worry about...

Not again.

There she is.

Lady liberty.

- It's pretty cool.

- Yeah.

Here. Let's take a picture.

Got it.

Ellen!

Polly! Chrissie!

- Oh the crew!

- Oh my God. Hot mama.

Wow! Look at you all grown up.

You better be careful Ellen. This one

looks like she's going to be trouble.

- Yeah I know.

- As somebody else we use to know.

- Alright. Ok. Zip it.

- Mmhmm.

I was so worried you

wouldn't able to make it.

Is your brother ok though?

Yeah, he's ok. Why?

There was a crash at JFK.

What? What crash?

It's all over the news.

Oh my God, I got to call him.

I'm sure he's fine.

Ok, well call him.

He called like 14 times.

Ellen. I've been trying

to reach you all morning.

Oh my gosh Fin, are you Ok?

Yeah I'm fine but April is in the

hospital. She's gonna be Ok though.

- Oh my God that's horrible.

- What? What's happening?

April was in an accident. Everybody's ok.

You've got to get back

to Manhattan right away.

Of course, we'll come right away.

Look, the ferry runs every half hour.

Did you hear that?

No, you can't wait half an hour.

The storm is coming fast,

you need to get out of there now!

Well, I'll try. How am I gonna do that?

Call the port authority.

Call the fire department.

Call anyone that's gonna listen to you.

You get back to Manhattan now!

Mom, Dad's phone keeps going to voice-mail.

My God.

Fin listen to me, Martin and

Vaughn they're at the Mets game, ok?

I don't know, Martin's phone

must be dead or something but,

could you try to get to them?

I don't have a ticket. How

am I going to find them?

I sent April a ticket even though I

didn't think you were going to use it.

Listen, that ballpark

is right on the river.

It'll be the first place it hits.

Go.

Save them.

I'll be ok.

Alright, I'll go.

Thanks Fin.

We'll meet you at the hotel.

Hotel. Copy that.

What's gonna hit?

You stay out of trouble.

I'm the one who's suppose

to be saying that to you.

You stay out of trouble.

What's going to hit?

You guys.

Mom, what's going on?

Since when are there sharks in Manhattan?

You should probably ask my brother.

Ah we're going to take a look

at the weather right now. I have

never in 56 years seen a weather pattern

like the one we've had this summer here.

Matt, this is nuts. We've already had

record breaking heat. Now we're talking

- about the potential of snow fall.

- Snow in July.

I know!

It sounds like a joke.

It is not my friends.

We have this artic air

mass. It's coming in.

It's going to bring at

least 3 to 4 inches of snow.

Making it's way through the outer burrows

parts of Northwestern

New Jersey. Same time,

a massive low pressure system developing

it's going to bring wind. And it

is going to bring torrential rains.

So we are looking at a convergence

zone right over Manhattan...

that is gonna bring weather

you've never seen before, Matt.

This is unprecedented.

All you can do is just shake your head, Al.

Thank very much, and

Al's gonna bring us the

lasted developments on this

bizarre weather, as they come in.

Martin it's Fin.

When you get this message call me back

on my cell phone. Coming to get you.

If we don't connect, you've got to get

back to Manhattan as soon as you can.

Hey, you know I recognize you.

You're that guy that got eaten by the

great white and lived to tell about it.

How you doing?

Why do you think I picked you up?

This storm is gonna be a real ass kicker.

The other day, trashcans kept flying of

the street, and hit me on the windshield.

Take a look at that. Ah.

Almost crapped on my pants.

I got to get to the ballpark.

What? Baseball today?

You're lucky if they come out

of the club house today.

It's not baseball I'm worried about.

Nathan Fast here

on WTHS Asylum radio!

Next up, we're gonna

talk about the crazy

weather happening here in New York

City. Looks like quite the storm brewing.

That's how you hit the ball.

You see it and you wack it!

I don't know how they're

playing like this. It's so cold.

It's getting colder out here, man.

Yeah, I guess Fin is too Mr. California

to come to Queens to hang for a game.

- Right.

- Too bad.

Yeah, love the way they're hitting today.

Just like old times, right?

Yeah well, me and Vaughn are

starting to uh... family tradition.

I dig it. Yeah, I don't

think Fin is gonna bite.

You guys gotta... work

your beef out somehow.

Well, he's super Fin. Let him work it out.

Guys, maybe Fin doesn't remember where

we're sitting. I'm gonna go look for him.

Alright.

He'll find us.

If he shows up.

What's the hold up? Why we slowing down.

Traffic.

This is New York you know.

Look Bud, there's gotta be some back way.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, keep your money.

I'll get you there somehow.

Just um, just answer

me one question, ok?

What does the inside of a shark smell like?

There's no words to describe that, pal.

I don't know, I always

thought it would smell like...

Chicken.

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