Sharknado 2: The Second One Page #3

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No.

Or smell like Salmon or Cod.

Hey. Looks like the ferry's there.

Let's go.

Hey Can I get 4 hot dogs

and 3 chips for the girls?

Thank you.

Harland "The Blaster' McGuinness?

Quiet.

Jesus. It's you.

7 time all-star 2nd basemen.

285 career batting average.

15 years Mets manager.

What are you doing waiting

in line getting a dog here?

Why aren't you in the VIP section,

getting all that free food?

Want to hear a story?

Yeah.

About 25 years ago, man just like this...

It's my last time at bat.

You remember?

Yeah. You struck out pretty bad.

My dad...

Sitting down there, section

C seat 117 and I let him down.

It's good seats.

It's my last time at bat

and all I wanted to do...

was to hit a home run for my pops.

Still feel him watching over me.

This game.

Once it's in your blood, never leaves.

That's a bummer man.

Hey, hey. Hey!

Yeah?

Hey listen, if you ever need a cab again,

I'm Ben. Just call me. I'll be there.

I'm also an actor.

I can play you. If they

ever do a movie of your life.

If anyone's playing me in

a movie, it's gonna be me.

Not a bad idea.

You think it still there?

Yes

How are you Mrs (Wixler)

It's hurt.

You need any mitigation?

No

Ha!

I got to get out of here.

I'll move you to a different room.

No, I got to get out of the

hospital. I gotta go find Fin.

He's in the storm.

Ma'am, you've just came out

of surgery after major trauma.

You're in no condition to leave.

You need rest.

Attention all personnel,

we are evacuating the east wing

immediately. Patients please

remain in your rooms...

I'll be right back.

Hospital personnel will assist you.

Fin!

Hey there.

Skye?

Yeah.

I haven't seen you since graduation.

Yeah.

What are you doing here?

I was hoping that you'd come.

Everyone in the neighborhood

still talks about you.

You look great.

You do too.

I forgot to give you something

the last time I saw you.

What was that?

Wow, um...

I'm with April.

Your cheerleader?

I thought you divorced.

Uh, yeah well its... its complicated.

We're uh... we're working through it.

Yeah.

It's cool.

Where the guys?

Umm... section 112, row 22.

Ladies and Gentlemen it looks like

we are going to have

a little rain delay.

How you doing?

- Hey, hey, hey! Hey Fin!

- Hey!

Hey Bryan!

- You 2 guys, hug it out.

- Yeah.

Vaughn? Man you got big.

You haven't seen him in a while.

- They grow like weeds.

- Yeah they do.

Look, I don't know if you

guys heard but we had to make

an emergency landing at the airport.

Is April ok?

She's gonna be fine. But Ellen sent me

to get you. We gotta get out of here.

There's a storm coming. It's

gonna hit and it's gonna hit hard.

We gotta get out of here

before the river overflows.

Nah, this rain delay is

gonna be over in a minutes..

No trust me, we gotta get

out of here now. Come on!

Ladies and Gentlemen. Due to snow,

the game has been canceled.

Come on! Come on!

Let's go. Let's go!

Grab something!

Whew. Batter up!

Are you alright?

Go! Go!

- This is happening here.

- It could be happening to Ellen and Mora.

That was a good game!

We were winning!

Come on! Come on! This way.

It's alright, the 7

train is always running.

I'm not getting through.

Me neither.

We gotta get to the Bales Tower.

We gotta go home. Take Mora home.

No, Bales Tower that's

were she said to meet us.

She's gonna go through Manhattan

anyway. We're going there.

Dad.

If mom made a plan...

She'd stick to it.

Alright. Alright.

Alright.

Come on. Let's go.

The tunnel better not be flooded.

The trains wouldn't

be running if they were.

Let's hope you're right.

Awe, Lou?

Bad news.

Yeah, you think they would have fixed

all the flooding we had from the last storm.

Yeah, you think.

Dispatch, we're on

location. Confirm flooding.

We're going in to shut the valves off.

There's more of them!

They're getting closer!

We need to move the boat faster!

So many of them.

Nooo!

Thanks Fin.

Thanks for getting us outta there.

Nah, I mean it.

Vaughn... my boy could have been killed.

Can't believe I forgot my gloves again!

Come on, What? Are you afraid of the dark?

No.

Come on!

You feel that?

Feel what?

That thing that just swam by my leg?

Ah, it's gonna be one of those days, is it?

Come on! Hurry up.

You guys reach

shut off valve I.R.T.

11-38 yet? That's the last one open.

Yeah dispatch we're almost there. Bud

here thought he'd seen an alligator.

If you guys don't shut off

the valve, the whole

freakin' subways system's gonna flood.

Yeah, Roger that dispatch.

We're almost there.

I didn't say that.

Well you thought it.

Look, I know we haven't been

as close as we use to be.

Don't worry. I'm never gonna let

anything happen to your family.

I screwed mine up.

But you make Ellen and

the kids really happy.

One of these days you're gonna

have to teach me how to do that.

If I'm such a good family man...

how come you have such a problem

with me dating your sister?

Never had a problem with

you dating my sister.

How about that fight we got into?

You left for California and

you never spoke about it again.

Neither did you.

Look, when we were little we got into a

lot of trouble. Remember the dynamic duo?

- Yeah.

- Yeah well.

We broke a lot of hearts.

We did.

How can I get a guy like

that, marry my sister?

Cause we were the same, man.

Exactly.

- What was that?

- What?

Probably some giant subway

rat trying to get in the train.

Maybe a hipster fell on the

tracks. They're pretty light.

Where is this damn train?

You should really be

eating fresh too, you know.

We're in trouble.

Come on! Move to the next car!

Move, move, move, move, move, move!

Everyone to the front of the train, now!

- Come on Bryan!

- Bryan!

Don't mess with a Mets fan on the 7 train.

Bryan! Watch out!

Go, go, go!

Go! I'm gonna help her!

Go! I'll catch up!

Go. Go!

We gotta stop the train!

You know we're dead! We're dead!

I got it!

Go! Go! Go!

- Fin!

- Fin!

- Did you see him? Did you see him get out?

- No!

- Fin?

- Fin!

Fin!

Fin!

Fin!

Fin!

I'm right here.

I hate the subway.

- You ok?

- You alright man?

- Yeah, come on. Let's go upstairs.

- Alright.

- Uh...

- Fin!

There's something on your left hip?

- Yeah?

- You might want to get that one.

- That hurt.

- That's gonna leave a mark.

Let's go.

Taxi!

How did you know where we'd be?

I knew if anyone was going to get out

that pickle at the ball park, it'd be you.

So uh, where we going?

Bales Tower, please.

Ok, you got it buddy.

We could go to my school. We'd

be safe from anything in there.

That place is built like a brick prison.

We got to get your mother and your sister.

That depends on where he'd be safer.

Alright, Alright, you want me to stop here?

You know what, he's gonna be safer with us.

Semper Paratus, right?

I knew I liked that kid.

It's obvious which side of

the family he takes after.

Ok folks, so what do we need?

I need guns. I need ammo.

Don't you know anything about New York?

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