Sharknado 2: The Second One Page #4

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There's no gun shops in this city.

It's illegal.

He's right.

Find a hardware store.

Hardware store? What for?

I gotta get a chainsaw.

Chainsaw?

There's no chainsaws in Manhattan either.

I mean, you gotta go to

Long Island or Jersey.

You don't want to go to Jersey.

We can't Fin. We gotta get

to Ellen, and my little girl.

Man do you really think there's gonna

be one of those shark storms here?

Yes!

Ok. Weapons it is.

Ok, I'm also gonna need some propane tanks.

I'm gonna need some flares.

I'm gonna need a smoke alarm.

I'm gonna need duck tape... some wires.

What for?

I'm gonna throw a bomb into the tornado.

It worked in L.A.

Fin, look around.

This ain't L.A, bro.

No kidding.

Ok. Buckle up!

Repent! Sinners! The end is near!

You all will be destroyed!

You must repent!

Repent sinners!

He has seen what you have done!

You...

Hey man! That hurt!

Come on! Get a job already!

You will parish! You will parish

in a head and bolt from above!

Are you ok?

Bless you child.

Baby come on!

Come on! Come on!

Honey!

Ladies, you ok? Listen we

gotta get out of this storm.

My office is right down the block

at the stock exchange, come with me.

We'll wait it out.

No, no, no! Come on!

Come on! Come on!

I'm a...

I thought you said there

wasn't a hardware store?

Well it use to be here.

There's gotta be some place else.

So you're coming to

Magee's after work, or what?

My kids have rehearsal tonight.

Severed head or bowling ball?

The way you bowl, you might use a

severed head you might do better.

What the hell you say? I

bowled 6 flights last week.

Top of the line. 15 pounder!

Bam baby!

Wait till you see this strike!

Can I have your old one?

Come this way!

It's safer in here!

Come on! Come on!

Come on, come on, come on!

Out of my way!

What are you doing?

Do you know how to drive

one of these things?

Says the girl that

flunked her driver's test.

You got it! Come on! Come on.

Mom! She's getting closer!

Just like an arcade girls!

Come on! Come on!

Go, go, go! Run! Run! Run!

Go, go, go!

We have breaking news to report

there is random flooding

right now throughout Manhattan.

We're going to have important

details on street closures coming up.

Matt, additionally

waterspouts now have been

formed over the Hudson and East rivers.

They're actually moving into

Manhattan towards each other.

So residents are encouraged

to stay off the streets.

I don't want to alarm

anyone but there is concern

that New York maybe facing a shark storm

- similar...

- Sharknado.

A shark storm similar to the one that tore

through the Los Angeles region last year.

And Al has more details.

Matt, these-these Sharknadoes

are actually a rare anomaly.

While they've been isolated reports in the

past of marine life actually being sucked

into storms. A Sharknado is much

more powerful and a lot more deadly.

I mentioned Los Angeles last

year. Anything learned by the

situation there that New

Yorkers need to know now?

You've got to avoid going near one at

all cost. They're very unpredictable.

Think of it this way this

is a twister with teeth.

Enough said.

Enough said indeed,

Al. Thank you very much.

If those 2 water spouts come

into Manhattan and meet up...

It's not gonna be a good thing.

Did you transfer Ms. Wexler?

Everyone's in the basement Doctor.

Why we stopping?

Well I'm sure you can

find something around here.

- What are we gonna find around here?

- Yeah!

This is town square baby. This

is crossroads of the world.

You can't find it here,

you can't find it anywhere.

Come on Marty, I'm gonna

teach you how to improvise.

I'm sure you will.

Aren't you coming?

What are you kidding?

There ain't no parking here.

I'll stay with the cab, you guys

go. I'll wait for you right here.

Alright we got to split up.

Find any place that's open. Grab

anything you can use as a weapon.

You go looking for bombs, I'm

going to go to the toy store.

For what?

Well, you gotta have something to

put the bombs in the tornado, right?

- Yeah?

- I got you!

Let's meet back here in 10.

- Alright.

- Let's go.

Hey, dummies, go around.

Can you see the flashes? Use your eyes!

Vinnie!

Sorry we're closing.

I'm just looking for Vinnie. Is he around?

Yo! Vinnie, you got a visitor.

Well look who's back from la la land.

Just in time for the end of the world.

What's happening Vinnie?

What are you doing on a day like this?

Don't you see what the

storm has done to the city?

I'm hope you can help me out

with some emergency supplies.

Those propane tanks you had from all

those summer BBQs. You still got'em?

Do you got a screw loose? Don't

you see it's dangerous out there?

I give you a slice of pie. You're

safer in here then out there.

Take whatever you want.

Take it! Just take it!

Alright Vaughn, we need propane bottles,

road flares, and smoke

alarms for bombs, ok?

And any type of weapons we can find.

No propane. But I found this.

It's a good idea son but I don't

think it's what Fin is looking for.

I have something else in mind.

I'm glad you got the brains in the family.

Let's get out of here. Come on.

You know I stopped here on

my first date with April.

I owe you one.

Forget about it.

Yeah honk honk.

Good idea. Yeah.

I like that, yeah.

Hey dummies, go around.

See the flashers? they're

on. Yeah. Use your eyes.

Dummies!

What did you get?

We got some of the stuff you needed.

We got enough for the

bombs. We need more weapons!

New York has now become the second

city to be struck by the terror of a

Sharknado. Moments ago the waterspout came

ashore, devastating the United Nations.

If the city choppers are down,

there's nothing that's gonna stop them.

Step on it Ben. We're

gonna head back to the hotel.

I got to get to some place high where

I can throw a bomb into the tornado.

Bales Tower is the second

tallest hotel in North America.

Exactly.

When we get back to the

hotel, you go into the

lobby and you stay away from the windows.

That will be the safest place.

The bikes.

Attention all personnel,

patients and staff are to make way to

the basement immediately. I repeat,

everyone in the building must get to the

basement immediately, this is not a drill.

I want my mommy.

Are you ok?

Ok, my name is April.

I'm gonna help you, ok?

- Ok.

- But you need to take my hand...

and I'm gonna save you. But you have

to trust me. You gotta take my hand...

- I don't want to go.

- Be brave.

We'll be brave together.

Come on.

Come on.

What are you doing? You

can't leave the hospital.

I'm gonna go get my husband.

Take her to the basement, now!

Thanks, April.

...falling from the sky and these sharks

could be coming down at 2 inches an hour.

There's also gonna be

significant wind. It could be

blowing sharks down Broadway.

So you do have to watch out for

flying debris and also you

have to worry about surge...

Fin.

Geez!

Holly Sh... ark.

Oh my God! They're everywhere.

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