She Page #2

element, blessed be the man

who knows his master

- You stink, traitors!

- Yeah, sure, have fun.

- No! Don't burn her, burn me instead!

- Don't worry child, your turn will come.

Scream mortal, you're weak.

Feel the pain.

Eva.

She is a unique mortal.

Bring her to my chambers.

I wish to study her spirit

- I'm not sure that's a very good idea.

- Are you questioning me?

- No.

- Are you doubting me?

-No.

- Then do it now.

Untie her.

Eat.

Excuse me. Can I have that apple?

Hey, what...?

Imposters!

- Hey, where's SHE?

- They took her to Godan's chambers.

You ok?

You look taller, or longer or something.

- Where's Godan's room?

- No idea.

I'll take you to Godan's. I will.

- Godan asked for the

second girl as well.

- I wasn't told about it.

Well I was! Open the door.

- It's locked.

- Step back.

Don't take another step or

I'll break her arm.

I wouldn't do that.

Guards! Guards!

Eva you were right.

They must be crossed immediately.

- What about her?

- She is still useful.

She will serve well as we teach her

people a lesson in monotheism.

Your people will be mine goddess.

I get your point.

- Get rid of these three.

- What about her?

I said three.

I...am your God!

- We believed in you,

but you betrayed us!

- I...am Godan.

- Man...God.

- You're a man! And you're dying!

I have mastered your God, accept me!

Now!

Suckers!

Don't you think we've gone far

enough? All they have to do is go

through the forest.

No one ever walked out

of this forest alive.

- Then why are we here?

- Because that's the way it has to be.

- You're not making any sense.

- Shanda, this has nothing

to do with sense.

You need this?

Not from you I don't!

- What's wrong?

- I don't know.

But something is.

You go on ahead.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Hey, I...

Tom! I got it!

I got it!

Tom!...Tom!

- Who are you? Who is your God?

- Are you male or female?

- That we can find out in a second.

- Ease up.

Run! Run!

Come on!

Oh. Thank you my dear Rudolph.

Oh he will make a splendid

addition to our collection.

Put him over there.

You may go to sleep now Rudolph.

Our friends aren't going anywhere.

Where's Tom?

What have you done with Tom?

Unless one of the three girls'

name is Tom, we have no Tom here.

You'll survive.

What do you want with us fat man?

You are a superior specimen.

I might try some breeding

experiments with you.

I'm glad you're reasonable.

- If you let me go, I'll reward you.

- There's nothing I really

need darling girl

There is something you

could use Rabel.

You know my name. I'm flattered.

What is it that I need?

- The Yurick crystal.

- You can't! You're not allowed...

- What do you say?

- The Yurick crystal.

Mmm, only two of it's kind.

One of them is owned by Aratten,

god of the Norks. And the

other belongs to...

Me!

- I can send her to get it.

- It's an interesting proposal.

Very well!

Rudolph!

Don't get any funny ideas or

your goddess will cross immediately.

What are you doing?

He's waking up!

It's going up in flames!

Let me out! Let me out!

Help!

How do we get out of here?

How do we get out?

Let me open it.

Oh you think this is bad, eh?

You think this is bad?

You should have seen the other race

relation. And it's a Xenon push into

the first pennant drive of the season

On the opening lineup, it's Xenon on

first, on second Xenon and

of course on third Xenon

And let's not forget last

year's season favorite.

Xenon.

Where do you think you're

going there boy?.

Say, that's a mighty big weapon for a

boy your size. You know I just

love a boy with a big weapon.

Who does your hair?

I must insist, may I see

your passport please?

Are you carrying any fruits or

vegetables? Any agricultural products?

Oh, this is highly irregular!

Where do you think you're

going there young boy?

Come on put 'em up, put 'em up.

Come on, what you think you're tough?

Think you're a tough guy? Aww,

come on. You've got to be kidding.

You can't come on.

And you will not cross the bridge!

Because you were not ordered to

cross the bridge. Is that very clear?

Rise and shine.

Where's all your evidence?

You dirty rat! I'll get you for that,

see? You killed my brother.

It promises to be quite a

game this afternoon.

Don't be in such a hurry.

You gonna cut out on us?

That's a joke son, I said that's a joke.

Tom!

Tom!

Green Acres is the place to be.

Farm living is the life for me.

Land spreading out so far and wide.

You can keep Manhatten just give

me that countryside.

New York is where I'd rather stay.

I get allergic smelling hay.

I just adore a penthouse view

Darling, I love you,

but give me Park Avenue.

The chores!

The stores!

Fresh air!

Times square!

You are my wife. Goodbye city life.

Green Acres we are...

I'm a Yankee Doodle dandy.

A Yankee Doodle do or die.

A real life...

Have you been standing here long?

Say, are you wearing something

with that, or is that just a

flea in my eyebrow?

Don't tell me, Aquarius right?

I'm a Gemini myself. That means I'm..

Did you see anyone come through?.

Come through, come through?

A nice sexy girl like yourself

and you want to come through?

What's the matter, this one

isn't good enough for you?

You are a rogue and a ruffian sir!

Looks like he goes down right away eh?

Hey sailor, new in town?

Oh yes! Beat me! Slice me!

Show me I'm real.

Halt!

Turn yellow on me are you boy?

Turning yellow!

...this creep and you and I can go

back to my bed. You know I got

these thrilling stories

And you call yourself a soldier!

I killed more men in...

Let's go.

Steal my turn eh?

You can't get away with that see!

Don't use your sword!

I don't take a fall for anybody!

- What was that?

- A bomb.

- A what?

- A bomb!

What's a bomb?

- Is this it?

- We're close.

"Attention all Norks. Due to gas

warnings your scheduled briefing

will be held caveside"

"Attention all battle units. Hostile

elements reported on north side."

"No females sighted.

You may engage and destruct."

I'll kill the bastards for this.

Sit down!

This is the life of the Norks.

Food! Women! and War!

Nothing better on the face of

this Earth. Now you have an

opportunity to be a Nork.

Out of the twelve of you only two

will be allowed to join our ranks.

Only the two strongest, smartest,

toughest, deadliest sons

of b*tches will make it.

The rest of you will cross!

You came here of your own free will.

To our monthly challenge.

This is your last chance to withdraw.

I will give you ten seconds to make

a decision.

One... Two... Three...

Four... Five... Six...

Seven... Eight... Nine...

- I wish to withdraw.

- Go ahead.

Anybody else?

Alright. Enjoy yourselves.

We are ready!

It's her!

Sit down.

Go!

Tom!

- I thought you were dead.

- Hardly!

Tom!

You have violated the Nork ritual,

goddess of the Yurick.

- You will now pay dearly for

your transgression.

- How?

At dawn my warriors will attack

your sector. By sunset your

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes