Shirin Farhad Ki Toh Nikal Padi Page #2

Someone stop him.

My Indira- I am the real Feroze

- Feroze uncle!

What are you doing?

- Feroze uncle.

I am the real Feroze.

What are you doing?

Stop it. Come on.

Sit down.

Come on.

Indira's coming tomorrow.

Tomorrow Indira will

finally realize

that she married the wrong Feroze.

What Feroz Uncle.

Farhad. Tell me this,

when will you give us any good news?

We'd gone today, to see a girl.

But somehow, we didn't like her.

Come on, Nargis.

The 'girl' wasn't good enough for you?

Farhacl doesn't have

the time to be choosy now.

I suggest that you grab

whomever you can find.

Stop it, mummy.

This is not the

right time for all this.

But, this is the right time.

Tomorrow, Indira

will go back to Delhi.

Beroze aunty, I know I'm 45 years old.

That doesn't mean

I'll just marry any girl I find.

I'll marry someone

that my heart calls out to.

I agree.

But do you know what your problem is?

Your problem is what

you do for a living.

Which girl these

days would ever marry...

a bra and panty salesman?

Beroze, shut up.

- It's alright, mama.

Beroze aunty.

What's the problem with my job?

What's wrong with my job? Tell me.

Am I not doing an honest job?

Is that not enough for you?

Don't you people wear underwear?

Who are the ones at this

table wearing underwear?

Come on, put your hands up.

Come on, show me.

Beroze. Are you so

fond of 'going commando'?

Mama, stop it.

I've got them on.

See.

And the day Hormuz

sanctions my loan

I'll start my own

undergarment business.

Stop day-dreaming, Farhacl

and stop looking

for excuses to not marry.

You think I don't want to get married?

You think I'm not trying?

You think I like getting

rejected by some girl each time.

Where are you going?

To see my friend.

Friend or Boyfriend?

Beroze, stop it.

Stop, Farhad.

You know mom.

Come back now.

No, it's alright.

Finally, I've found the right Indira.

- Hormuz.

Feroze uncle. Feroze uncle.

Feroze uncle.

My Indira.

My Indira.

- Feroze, please stop it.

Please someone save me.

Leave me.

What is this crazy man doing?

Feroze uncle, leave her.

- What is he doing?

Sit down.

Enough. Enough.

Everybody!

Sorry, Beroze aunty.

"I say who! Who's there!"

"She makes my heart go.."

"I say who! Who's there!"

"She makes my heart go.."

Good morning, madam.

Can I help you?

Yes. One 38D, white.

38D, white.

Madam, my opinion, based

on experience, tells me

36B will fit you perfectly.

But, I want a 38D.

No, madam., I'm telling you

Wait, I'll measure it for you.

Just a minute.

You wish.

38D white, plain.

Thank you.

- Fine.

Sarosh ll

- Yes.

One 38D white, plain. Quickly.

- Yes.

Sarosh.

- Yes.

It's in the stock room, not here.

- Okay.

And It'll take a while.

I... I'll show you a few varieties.

This this and this

Look, ma'am.

- No, it's fine.

You please sit down, take a look.

Look, this is our silky item.

It's so soft.

Touch it, so soft.

Go on, touch it. Try.

Soft, right?

And this one's florescent.

It glows in the dark.

- In the dark?

Yes. That's that.

And this one comes

with extra padding

Ehhh you don't need them.

And this is our latest item.

One for all and all for one.

It fits any one, all sizes.

Even you?

Farhad.

Farhad, your mama's on the line.

Tell her I'll call her back.

It's urgent.

- I'll be right back.

This mama of mine,

what a time to call

Yes, mama.

- I've been calling you for so long.

Why aren't you answering your phone?

It was on silent.

Don't keep it on silent mode.

Yes, mama.

- Just a minute.

Those trustees have sent us a notice.

About our water tank.

They say the tank's illegal.

It's the tank your father built,

our last memory of him.

Who does this secretary think she is?

The Cabinet Secretary?

I'll show her who's

who for messing with me.

Let's see who has the guts

to break our tank.

Please do bring it

back if you find it loose.

I'm telling you, Farhad.

Go and knock some sense into them!

Later, mama.

Move aside.

Farhad. Farhad, are you there?

Farhad.

Gayomar Sarjara, Mervan Irani,

Dara Karanjia.

Please, Mrs. Mehta.

Enough with this long list of yours.

And the only reason I'm meeting you

is because Dhun Aunty said so. Ok?

Why don't you just

pick one and show me?

Look at this. He is Gayomard Sanjana.

Young, eligible,

47 year old Parsi boy.

Boy? - 'Boy' meaning,

young at heart, Shirin.

He just underwent a by-pass

His heart is solid again.

Every evening, Parsi Gymkhana

3-4 pegs, 20-30 cigarettes.

Anyone else?

That's Merwan lrani.

He's from Dahanu.

Dahanu's so far, Mrs. Mehta.

So what?

He owns 50 buffalos.

So? What will I do with them?

You think I'm going to get up

every morning at four to milk them?

Frankly, I'm not the milking type.

I get it.

You want the office types.

Here.

Young entrepreneur, Dara Karanjia.

Very smart.

I've seen him somewhere.

He used to come on T.V. a lot.

Actor?

- No.

He was sent to prison

for that 26 financial scam

His family says he'll

be out on bail soon.

And if he doesn't

you'll get us

married behind bars, right?

Shirin, you are impossible.

This way you'll never get married.

There are no normal Parsi men left.

Mrs. Mehta, there is one left.

Perizad had an excellent suggestion.

What now?

Why don't you attend the

Parsi Trust's Matrimonial Social?

Mama, you've started again.

You keep sending me to these

speed-dating gigs, then those clubs

and now you're asking me to

attend this matrimonial social?

You know I get very

nervous in such situations.

Nervous?

This very nervousness and

shyness is the reason why

our community is disappearing.

Take a look at the others.

See with what gusto

they get married

and keep giving

birth to child after child.

And look at us,

there's hardly any left.

I feel in every street of our nation,

there should be a TATA, a WADIA

And even a PASTAKIA too.

Now we'd like to invite our

last candidate for today

Mr. Farhad Pastakia.

Please come on stage.

Please give him a big hand.

Come on. Yeah.

My name is Farhacl Pastakia.

And I'm 45 years old.

Thank you.

Farhad, what is it that you do'?

Speak up!

Well choose only

you will say more.

I'm a salesman at

the Tern Tem's bra and parity store

Hello.

Now you tell me, is there anything

wrong in being a lingerie salesman?

You should be proud

that you spoke the truth.

I know better than anyone else that

the room's filled with..

...only pretentious liars.

Did you see how they were laughing?

I want to know

is there any man inside

not wearing bra and panty?

You mean I know men and

women wear different kinds.

I got it, I got it..

- Yes.

You know what I mean.

People think I'm just a bra salesman.

I'm an expert.

Big companies consult me on

...how to design special

bras for specific body types.

They ask me for my opinion.

What's going on?

I saw her first. - So what,

does she belong to your father?

What did you just say?

$tOP

Oh, God.

Oh no, not again.

Shirin, don't go.

Don't worry, these people

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