Shirin Farhad Ki Toh Nikal Padi Page #5

Oh, shut up.

Let me make one thing

very clear with you.

Either it's that

Shirin of yours or me.

You have to make a choice.

But, mama. You're the one who asked me

to find a nice girl and get married.

Now, I'm the very same one

telling you, "Don't, Don't, Don'tl"

He's out to make my enemy

my daughter-in-law!

Looks like I raised you wrong

...for you to have turned

into such a useless fool.

Homi Pastakia.

You flew away on

your plane for good

leaving your idiot

son with me in this mess.

That tank you had so

affectionately built for me

that Shirin

Fuggawala had it demolished.

And now your son, he is in

love with that very same woman

wants to marry her.

Be warned, Farhad Pastakia.

This marriage will never happen.

Shirin Fuggawala will never

become my daughter-in-law.

Never! Never! Never!

Thank you.

Au nty.

How are you?

- Fine.

How are you? Please eat well.

She's all grown up.

You didn't call me.

How are you?

All well.

Thank you so much.

Have food before leaving.

- Congratulations.

Thank you so much.

Hip Hip Hurray!

Congratulations to our

dearest Anahita and Farhad.

He is mad.

Rascal.

He's saying that just to hurt Farhad.

- Forget it.

He's a nutcase.

Shirin!

Feroze uncle, that's not

Indira Gandhi. That's enough.

Hi.

- What are you doing here?

Who's the caterer?

- Godiwala.

So here I am. I don't need an invitation

when there's a good spread.

And are you here for the free alcohol?

I am on the welcoming committee.

Hormuz is my cousin brother.

Really? Anahita and I have

been friends for a long timell

Farhad, you're on the

welcoming committee, aren't you?

Won't you welcome me?

Shall we.

- Come. - Come on.

Feroze Uncle, stay here.

Welcome the others.

Oh wow, your mommy's

looking stunning today, Farhad.

Hi, Aunty

Let's go meet her.

- No, later

What are you doing, Farhad?

- Let me think.

What's there to think?

Anahita and Hormuz

What are you saying?

- Listen to me.

On the count of three.

One, two, three

Farhacl!

Farhad, where are we going?

Bloody rascal

Nargis, look.

Farhacl has finally found a girl.

Take a look.

I can see.

I think we should go on the stage..

Get him up with Hormuz on the stage.

Are you crazy?

She's the one who broke my tank.

The one from the Trust?

Where did she go?

- Yeah.

Farhad, where are

you whisking me off to?

It looks very bad, we shouldn't

have left the wedding like that.

If we hadn't left when we left,

there would've been a riot there.

Riot? Why?

I'm just kidding.

And by the way, my

granny really likes you.

Really? But just granny,

not your mommy?

Actually, mommy

- It's actually my fault.

I shouldn't have commented

on her prawn curry. - Right.

Really, I'm so stupid.

Fat people are so sensitive.

Don't keep saying 'fat'!

She'd feel bad.

- I know.

Atleast, don't say it to her face

- I know. Old people can be so

What old? Don't call her 'old' too.

You're crazy.

Sarosh.

- Nargis aunty. How are you?

Where is Farhad?

Farhad?

Did you see him?

- Don't know. I just arrived.

I got late.

Nargis.

They're taking a picture.

Wait.

He's disconnecting my calls.

Wonder where she took him.

They must be around.

Don't worry. Smile for the photo.

Nargis!

Smile please.

Another call from mom.

He just isn't answering.

He keeps disconnecting my call.

I wonder where he is.

Let him come, I'll show him.

Nargis aunty, shall I drop you home.

- No, no.

We'll go with Farhad

when he gets here.

I'll drop you.

- No, son. You can go.

Go.

- Okay. Goodnight.

Goodnight.

That Farhad, where is he?

Farhad, it's really a beautiful place.

What is it?

It's not just a beautiful place.

I come here when I'm sad.

And also when I'm happy.

Because no one butts in,

questions me

or judges me here

It's a very special

place for me, Shirin.

And you're the first

person I brought here.

Me? Really?

You know why?

Because you're special.

Farhad, it's raining.

Let's go to my place.

I'll make you some coffee.

- Coffee?

Okay, come.

- Come on, come on.

Nargis, how long will we stand here?

It's raining heavily now.

Let's hire a taxi and go home

Taxi!

Oh god!

Shirin, towel.

- Just a minute.

Here.

- Thanks.

Shirin, where are you going?

I'll just go change, Farhad.

Just be comfortable.

This rain..

Even this wiper

had to stop working now.

Hello, Farhad.

Where are you?

You left Nargis aunty alone out there.

You know she's very upset.

I'm at Shirin's house.

She said, "Let's go have coffee".

Oh! You're all set brother

Why?

- What do you mean 'why'?

Do you know what it means when a

girl invites you home for coffee?

What?

- Sex.

What are you saying?

Are you trying to fool me?

So, how will I know?

Will she give me a hint?

- Of course she will.

If she starts playing 'mood' music

then understand, that's a hint.

What music

I love this song.

"I feel it. Wonderful feeling."

Farhad, you like this song?

"She's the reason for this feeling."

"It's rising."

"It just keeps rising."

I just love this song.

She played music.

She played music!!

- Yes!

Go on, what else? What other hints?

What else would she do?

She'll give you

other hints like

She'll offer you chocolate.

- Chocolate?

Why chocolate?

Chocolate means energy.

Energy means aaahahahaha

Farhad.

Coffee or tea?

I want ch

Chocolate?

Hot chocolate. Give me two minutes.

She offered me chocolate.

Hot chocolate.

Hot chocolate ll

"Be my bedroom girl."

"My Pretty girl."

Farhad.

- Yeah.

Get comfortable.

"Yeah, my pretty girl."

Do me a big favour and

please don't disturb me.

Because I'm going to be very busy.

Okay, okay, I won't.

Listen, time to get in to action, bro.

All the best.

Bye.

Oh no.

He's finally on a roll.

What are you doing?

Shirin, my clothes

were completely drenched

...so I took them off.

I'm very sorry, Shirin.

Bastard Sarosh.

Shirin? Shirin.

Shirin, the towel's

completely drenched.

It needs to be dried.

What happened was, see

the window was open..

...and the breeze was making

my clothes stick to my skin.

And you said "Get comfortable".

So I got comfortable.

I was feeling cold.

- Cold?

I thought you were

feeling a little too hot.

Whose clothes are these?

- My papa's.

Your papa's clothes?

Do you want to meet him?

In his clothes?

- Farhad.

I really want you to meet my papa.

Come on.

- What are you saying?

Just relax. Come on.

Come. Come.

Is he a nice guy?

Come.

Okay.

Farhad, he's my papa.

He's been in a coma since many years.

How did this happen?

Years ago we had

thrown a party at home.

It was papa's birthday.

He'd asked me to go get him Mangola.

When I went into the

kitchen to get it

I heard a lot of

commotion out here

And when I got back,

I found papa on the floor.

We rushed him to the hospital.

Doctors, the whole nine yards.

But we still don't know

how and why it happened.

How did you take care

of him all these years?

You know, sometimes

when I think about it

I mean, it was impossible.

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