Shooting Fish
- PG
- Year:
- 1997
- 103 min
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I guess it began when
we were about eight years old.
Right from the start, we both
wanted exactly the same thing.
Samuel, show the class...
where you'd most like to live
when you grow up.
I'd like to live in a house...
in fields
with trees and flowers.
Very good.
How about you, Antonia?
I'd like to live
in a big black shoe.
Right, like the lady
in the nursery rhyme. I see.
Hmm. Good.
What about you, Jeremiah?
Show us where you would like
to live when you're grown up.
Now, Jez--
that's my business partner--
has always put in
that extra 10%.
Where did you get this,
Jeremiah?
I made it.
Are you sure
you didn't steal it?
- No.
- Who made it, Jeremiah?
I did.
And I made the lights.
How did you..
And I made the people.
But how did you--
I used the electric hole.
Bullshit.
Now, Dylan...
for the last time...
tell this nice man from the IRS
exactly what you were doing...
at the Chase Manhattan Bank
this afternoon.
I was checking my account.
- You're dyslexic.
- Yeah, not innumerate.
I know, but you
don't have a bank account.
You're not allowed
to have a bank account...
and you know why that is?
Because you're eight!
Let me handle the kid.
This isn't getting us anywhere.
Even from an early age,
I could handle accountants.
Now, you little brat,
we're all gettin' real tired...
so why don't you tell me,
man to man...
what was going on
in the bank today?
I'm saving up for this.
Not the writing.
It's on the other side.
A mansion like
this will cost a hundred grand.
Yeah. And where's
an orphan--no offense--
gonna find that kind of money?
I first met you
hangin' knickers on the line.
From that moment on...
I knew that
there could only be...
One outcome, me and you
against the world forever.
You have no folks,
and I'm just a joke...
But we made a vow...
That we would never sell
each other out.
A lie detector wouldn't
make me doubt you.
Now we know that it's us
versus the world now.
Me and you
against the world now.
Look up there in the sky now.
See the stars, well,
they're shining just for us.
Hey, now, me and you
against the world now.
Look up there in the sky now.
See the stars, well,
they're shining just for us.
We hitched a ride that would
turn out suicide.
I had my .45 replica gun.
I didn't think
we'd ever need it.
Didn't know he had
a real one loaded.
You went in first,
took the worst...
Couldn't hear me
shouting you to stop...
Above the busy traffic
passing by.
We promised that together
we would--
Now we know that it's us
versus the world now.
Me and you
against the world now.
Look up there in the sky now.
See the stars, well,
they're shining just for us.
Hey, now, me and you
against the world now.
Look up there in the sky now.
See the stars, well,
they're shining just for us.
Eighteen yea rs later...
and my charm and wit had run dry
with the great American public.
Lowed a lot of money...
to a gang of big guys
with hairy shoulders.
It was a choice between losing
some of my vital organs...
or going to England.
I went to England.
There, I met Jez,
and right away...
I knew he had things
I'd never have--
social incompetence
and technical wizardry--
so we became a team
and together started...
a good old-fashioned
family business...
fleecing rich guys.
Mr. Greenway,
do you know why you're here?
You're here to see technology
at its most advanced.
You're here to buy
a seventh-generation computer.
A human voice
recognition computer.
A computer you can talk to.
A computer that'll talk to you.
Are you at all familiar...
with the Cymbelline
mainframe computer?
Mmm.
The Cymbelline can understand
just 3,000 common words.
It has to be housed
in an air-conditioned cabinet...
the size of this table.
Mr. Greenway, this is useless.
It's a scientist's toy.
I'm going to keep things simple
for you...
like our designers did
on our Verbitec VT 88.50...
Or Johnson,
as we like to call it.
Ladies and gentlemen,
can you stand up, please?
Can you come to this side
of the desk?
This is Johnson.
It's the first computer
to be truly free of a keyboard.
Mr. Greenway,
nobody likes to type.
Everybody likes to talk.
You like to talk?
I like to talk.
You like to talk?
I like to talk.
Johnson here doesn't
just understand 3,000 words...
not just 6,000 words--
the common everyday
vocabulary of you or me--
Johnson understands
Johnson here will type,
file, word-process...
do your accounts--
the only thing
you're gonna have to do...
is buy your lady's
birthday present...
although Johnson here
will remind you of the date...
and also if she's not your wife.
Am I giving away secrets here?
Enough of this chitter-chatter.
Let's see this baby work.
Johnson, good afternoon.
How are you today?
It's great, huh?
Johnson--
You want to try this out?
Here. Come here.
I'm gonna introduce you
to Johnson.
Johnson, key...
Introducing Greenway.
We need a little voice
recognition sequence.
Try "I'm A Little Teapot."
What?
The nursery rhyme
"I'm A Little Teapot."
It contains all the vowel sounds
Johnson needs.
Oh, right.
Um... I'm a little teapot.
Short and stout.
Short and stout.
Where's your handle?
Here's my handle.
And?
Here's my spout.
That is remarkable.
It is incredible.
I'm interested.
Good. Good.
Eh--Oh, God.
Look, we've run over.
I gotta call you
in a couple of months.
No, no, no.
I really am interested.
Don't get me wrong.
I think that's good.
There's another group coming in,
and I've got to set up.
We might want eight.
Right. Um...
Look. OK. Here's the thing.
This next company,
if this works out...
they're gonna want
this month's entire delivery.
Twelve. We want twelve. Now.
They're gonna hate me for this.
OK, here's the deal.
If you can give me
a 10% deposit now...
I think I can hold them for you.
Skippings, the checkbook.
It's a pleasure doing
business with you, Mr. Wolford.
We did it!
Ooh!
Bastard!
Jez! What is this?
- You are really--
- You!
A genius!
Whoo!
Fantastic finger work,
um...
Georgie.
Thanks. I can't tell you
what that means to me.
You can take five.
This is going so well.
can I ask you something?
You are sure this is all
aboveboard, aren't you?
There's nothing for you
to worry about.
This is all completely
as it looks.
Or did I not explain this
properly to you before?
No, you didn't, actually.
Oh, well, my mistake.
Um... OK.
Uh... what we're doing is...
I gotta go.
I will talk to you
later, I promise.
Dylan, sixth generation
computer, not seventh.
Right.
Georgie, Georgie, Georgie.
We are good guys, I promise.
You have to trust me, OK?
OK.
- OK?
- OK.
OK.
No, never trust a man
with woman's hips.
Jesus, I'm freakin'.
I've had such a weekend.
I think I must be
turnin' to God...
You... know why we're here.
You're here to buy a seventh--
sixth--heh heh--
generation computer.
You're here to witness
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