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Shooting Fish Page #7
- PG
- Year:
- 1997
- 103 min
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Come on, just--
You told her.
Yeah.
I cannot believe you told her!
Jez!
She hates me.
because you're a schmuck.
Here's why:
She's poor,she's got our cases...
and she's been dicked by you.
We're never going
to see her again!
I don't care
if you're sorry sorry.
If Roger
had got eviction orders...
where would he have
got them from?
Any lawyer.
Oh, that's helpful.
If I wanted to save the house,
the foundation...
and the grounds,
what would I need?
It's getting
a little late for that.
- How much?
- 1.5 million.
But, with death duties
and my fees, about two million.
- By when?
- Next week.
Biscuit?
Thank you.
Governor wants
to see you in his office.
Jeremiah...
Dylan...
Lesley has died.
Lesley? Oh, no...
Who?
Lesley!
Lesley's dead!
Who's Lesley?
Our Lesley is dead?
Governor...
Lesley was so young
and so fresh.
Eighty-four.
The most sprightly
pensioner I ever met.
Who's Lesley?
Sir, Lesley was like an auntie.
Uncle.
Uncle, auntie, guru
to this man...
and, look, he's become
emotionally detached.
Hey, Lesley is dead, man!
Lesley's gone!
Ohh!
OK, buddy.
Oh, Lesley! No!
I think it's starting
to get through to him.
Let it out, buddy.
Let it out. OK. Let it out.
The cremation is this morning.
I'm so sorry.
I, too, am sorry
to hear of your loss.
I've taken into account
you're to be paroled tomorrow...
and I have decided to allow you
to attend the ceremony.
- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you. Thank you.
Happy to be
with you in the sun...
In the summertime.
So glad to be here
and now we're done.
Kneel down. Kneel down.
Could you leave us
for a few minutes?
Oh...
- I'm sorry I lied.
- Don't be. Open the boot.
Wait. Put the money in here.
The cases are great,
but they're hardly subtle.
Stately...
home.
Come on.
I should check.
Just give them
another couple of minutes--
- I should look.
- I don't think you--
Can we move this along, please?
Are you all right?
Just a few more minutes, please.
They've gone out.
Where are we going?
There's a chess set expected
to take 1,800,000 at auction.
We buy it, then we resell it.
Amazing, Georgie.
Oh...
Oh, no...
We'll be too late.
Oh, I can't...
- We get back, make a plan.
- Back? No.
- Dylan, back.
- Back or forwards?
- Back.
- Forwards.
- Back!
- Forwards!
- No!
- We have to go--
- You shut up!
- Back!
I'm sorry. That's it.
I'm going in.
I don't think--
You must have noticed--
Ohh...
I think she's fainted.
Oh. Hide the money.
No... oh!
No... oh!
No, quit...
No. No. No!
'No!
'No!
"Hereby commit
his body to the..."
If you loved him, let him go.
"Dust to dust,
in the sure and certain hope..."
I'm really sorry.
I'll pick you up
tomorrow at 12:
00.Here's Georgina.
Got everything?
Thanks.
You made a great Vicar.
Well done, Mikey.
Thank you, Hilda.
This should benefit all of us.
rather well.
- I'm here to see Mr. Collyns.
- I'm afraid he's busy--
Mr. Collyns--Roger.
I have the money
for the foundation.
I'm sorry, I held him off
as long as I could.
- What have you done?
- I had to sell him your house.
And that means the foundation
will sadly have to be shut.
You sold him my house?
Well, I--
that could've made us richer...
than you could have
possibly imagined.
A property deal?!
Christ, Roger, you've known me
since I was a child.
Has money ever meant
anything to me?
And I honestly thought
I didn't love you.
You knew that.
I thought I understood you,
but you surpassed yourself,
keeping a secret for--
Christ, you've been
proposing to me for years.
Is that what you had
at the back of your mind?
Of course not.
I met the businessman...
a few months ago?
It was
a once-in-a-lifetime deal.
You.
I suppose there had to be some
brains behind this deception.
We trusted you!
You've been our family lawyer
since the Dark Ages.
Just sell me the house.
What use is it to you?
You made me look a bloody fool
in front of all my friends.
That's very kind
of you to say so...
but in all fairness, I think
some groundwork was done for me.
Mr. Collyns, you're sacked.
From dealing with your poverty?
Hello.
You bought the horse.
Roger.
I have, and I want the house
and the foundation back.
Georgie, there's something
I must explain to you.
I authorized the sale.
What?
You just paid two million quid
for some dog food and wood glue.
Ha ha ha!
Excuse me.
I want a word with you.
Do you know the whereabouts
of Mr. Pinkworth?
Um...
Oh, Daddy!
Stratton-Luce.
Maybe.
Oh, God, what happened?
Um...
the money didn't burn
in the coffin.
The what?
of our family house...
into a foundation for children
with Down's Syndrome.
My brother was born Down's.
Where's the money?
Father died and the house
went into receivership...
because we couldn't pay
the death duties.
You've spent our money
on people with Down's Syndrome.
We thought
we'd lost the money.
I wanted to buy
the house, but I was too late.
So what did you buy?
I think you better come outside.
I feel sick.
We could've had a mansion
and all lived in luxury...
albeit with a bunch of loonies--
disadvantaged children.
Instead, we've got a horse
whose only value is as sausage.
Sorry, Vacuum,
it happens to be the truth.
This is my sister Floss
and our brother Robin...
and this is Jez.
And Dylan.
Hi.
Hi.
Both lost for words.
That's pretty unusual.
I got a call and Robin
has to be out by midday.
I can't believe
Roger's doing this.
He's angry
and doesn't like my friends.
We're going to save
your brother... Robin...
and your house.
How?
Ma'am, don't you worry.
It's got to win, Jez.
Yeah. I got it.
- Speed?
- What else?
- Fitness.
- Yeah. What else?
- Balance.
- Yeah. What else?
Fancying the horse in front.
What else? Come on, Jez.
A light jockey.
The next race on your cards...
ladies and gentlemen,
is the feature race of the day:
the 57th running...
of the Group-One K.P.M.G.
Challenge Cup.
And the highlights
of the race now...
OK, the more you turn this...
the stronger the magnetic field
will pull you down.
- Down.
- Down.
Jez, you want
to get that sleeve?
OK. Thank you.
Afternoon, Panties.
Afternoon, sir.
Right.
Too many big lunches, eh?
Yes, you can
take four pounds off.
- Thank you.
- Certainly.
Next, please.
All the runners
are down at the start now.
the big race of the afternoon.
It won't be long
before they're underway.
In the betting ring, Old Whiskey
is favored at six to four.
Wackerjack
is a three-to-one shot.
Louie's Boy
has gone out a point.
Here we are.
Look who's here.
Good luck, you old filly.
...to 16-1 from 12.
Loading's going fairly smoothly.
Most of the runners in stall.
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