Shootout at Wadala Page #4

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Rain helps crops grow, not thunder.

If I wanted to grow crops,

I'd till the land in a village...

I wouldn't come to

the city to use a gun.

That's the way he talks.

We just want to work with you.

Dilawar..

But you sure use your mouth a lot.

It's better than licking

someones behind!

This is my brother, Dilawar.

Don't stare at him or

raise your voice with him.

Get it?

What?

What?

If today weren't the

first day of Ramadan...

we'd sell your flesh

at the abattoir!

Talk some sense into him.

It's your territory.

Every lion has a territory.

Hey!

Not just this territory.

You can go anywhere in Bombay...

there's only one lion...

Zubair lmtiaz Haksar.

Take your friend and go away.

Don't you ever come back.

I will.

And the day I come back...

the jungle will be the same...

but a different lion.

Manya...let's go"

I warned you not

to create any trouble.

Now we are doomed.

No other gang in Bombay

will ever hire us.

I don't want to

join someone's gang.

I will start my own gang.

Sounds like a plan but...

two people don't make a gang.

Who do we take on?

Here you go.

- Thank you, madam. - Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen,

today you can beat this wrestler.

Five rupees!

For five rupees you get five

minutes to vent your anger on him.

Had a tough morning with your wife?

The boss chew your brains all day?

Rising inflation eating your wages?

Your wife trying

to seduce your neighbor'?

Worried your salary

will never be enough?

This is your chance

to vent your anger!

Come- on!

Time up... That's it!

You are ours for

the next 10 minutes.

What are you doing here?

We want to recruit you in our gang.

If I join you,

I won't be alive for long.

You jerk, you call this life?

You were better off in prison.

At least you commanded respect.

Don't you raise your hand.

We paid the kid.

Listen, Veera...

I can't guarantee that

you will have a respectable life.

But I assure, you will

be respected as long as you live.

What do you say?

I am not as learned as you are.

But life has taught me that"

...friends and opportunities

don't come by often.

Why did you hit me?

Your time is up!

This is Gyancho, a shooter.

Is that really your name?

I was kidding... sit.

What will you have?

Milk?

Ice cream?

Veera, get some

ice cream for the kid.

Very funny!

Now can we get down to business?

Business?

So, instead of playing with marbles,

you're playing with bullets.

Enough!

- Or else...

- Or else what?

You'll go to your mom and cry?

I'll shoot you!

You jerk, you'll shoot me?

If you act smart, you won't be

left with any marbles at all! Punk!

Son-of-a--

Talk about being childish!

Learn to handle the weapon

before you learn to shoot.

Otherwise it may go

off at the wrong place.

Now that you think I'm a child...

do you want to see what I can do?

You are so full of yourself!

Yes, I am.

Because every bullet

fired from my gun...

salutes my marksmanship...

before taking out my mark!

Okay...

Veera, give me a grape.

Here.

Let's see what you can do.

Manya, are you crazy?

What if he misses?

You'll never know.

You brought him, didn't you?

Now it's either you or the grape.

Veera, why didn't you

get a watermelon today?!

Not from here... from there.

- Manya..

Manya, we want a shooter.

Not an Olympic gold medalist...

Right?

Take it easy, you jerk!

Now that was a first.

Grape blows up there and

the juice flows down there!

Get in. Get in.

Don't move.

Get down.

You too. Come on.

Hand over the money.

Don't move or I'll shoot.

Quiet!

Let's go, Manya,

I've told you a million times...

Bhatkar Dada rules

over Agar Bazaar area.

And only he can demand

a share from the sales.

Yet you've come back!

What's your answer to Manya Surve?

You want an answer for Manya Surve?

You want an answer?

Here...

Come- on!

Now who the hell are you?

Manohar Arjun Surve.

Manya Surve.

Did you just piss in your pants?

From now on every

time you hear my name...

you will pee in fear!

I will pay you every week.

I swear... I will.

Look what's written.

What are you reading?

The article says Pappu

Patil is terrified and...

has refused to divulge

the name of the assailant.

According to sources

it was Manya Surve.

His terror has been spreading"

...all over Dadar and

Agar Bazaar like wildfire.

So tell me...

what do you want to talk about?

We've heard that

you don't have children.

Yeah.

Hence, we've found an heir for you.

Really?

Starting today 50 %of your illegal

earnings belong to Manya Surve.

When you retire in a few years,

he will take over everything.

Some years ago a cockroach like

you stepped up to become the don.

I gave him the same

example but he ignored it.

And he was squashed.

What was his name...

Surve... Bhargav Surve.

Moreover...

I even got Ambolkar to arrest his

younger brother under section 302.

I had them killed in prison.

That was the end of them.

If you had given us our share,

instead of narrating this tale...

your story wouldn't end today.

What do you mean?

I guess you didn't hear my name.

Manya Surve.

Bhargav Surve's younger brother.

You're going to kill

me here in this market?

What about him?

- What's your name?

- Jamaal.

You want to work?

Yeah.

What did you do for him?

I was his bodyguard.

Come.

Now you have to guard our bodies!

Tell me something...

what does your name mean?

Gyancho means someone

who is very intelligent.

What can you teach us today?

So, my teaching for today.

A man's world revolves

around his girl.

And there are three

chapters to every girl.

Chapter one...

When you are trying to charm her..

...you sing Kishore

Kumar's love songs.

"The beautiful evening..."

"Close to my heart." - Correct.

You charm her and

you start seeing her.

Chapter two...

Sing songs by Rafi.

When you've already charmed her,

why do you need Rafi's songs?

Idiot! Don't you

want some excitement?

Rafi's super romantic

songs are perfect for that.

"I can never forget."

"The moments spent together"

What's the third chapter?

Chapter three...Songs by Mukesh.

When the girl breaks your

heart and leaves you all alone...

Mukesh's soulful songs are like..

...a balm that will

soothe your heartbreak.

And then?

What else?

Start with Kishore all

over again... and a new girl.

And romance will blossom one again.

The 'Kishore,

Rafi, Mukesh' cycle keeps turning.

Rascals!

Waiter.

- Yes sir.

- What the hell is this?

How can they use such language?

Cheers!

Excuse me, sir...

please don't use such language.

The other guests are complaining.

Brilliant!

It's acceptable if he

says 'f***' in English...

But he has a problem,

if we use a cuss word in Hindi?

Tell that English speaking idiot,

'Be Indian, Abuse Indian'.

Now get lost!

Some people have

nothing better to do.

Excuse me gentlemen,

is there a problem?

I'm the manager here. - What the

Sorry, madam, we were only kidding.

Enjoy your meal.

"Hey Manya.."

"Listen Manya."

"Hey Manya.."

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