Shor in the City Page #6

Wait... It really

is a very good book.

Hard to read at first.

There are big words and all.

But once you get going,

you won't put it down!

Now I know why people spend

so much and read fat books!

What philosophy, yaar!

Does your book also teach you

how to screw over friends?!

You both take one copy each.

I have lots of copies lying around.

Come, in, quick!

Mandook, no over-smart

stuff!. We'll keep it simple.

You listening?!

- Sure. Here, take these...

I'm here only for moral support.

Moral what?

- Nonviolence.

Guys, let's be quick.

I need to go home for

Ganesh Immersion. - What?

Don't you dare move!

Come on. Let's go.

Don't you dare move!

Uncle, move this way...

We've hijacked the bank!

Come on, out! Come on!

No stupid ness.

Uncle, We've hijacked the bank.

Will I Give you in written.

Hey you too.

Move aside him, C'mon.

Nobody move. Everyone, into the

bathroom! Where's the bathroom?

Get the money, quick. Tell him!

Give me your mobiles.

All of you, quick!

Fast, you too.

Hey, all of you go in the bathroom.

Go inside.

Go in the bathroom.

- This is gents bathroom.

Madam, adjust for today.

C'mon.

Fast close it. Close.

What is this?

That's all there is.

Eight thousand rupees? And change??

You think I'm an idiot?

- Don't think we're not fools!

Where's the money?

Why do you want to die

for someone else's money?

It's in the locker.

Open the locker then.

The manager has the keys.

Who the hell are you?

- Assistant Manager.

Call the manager.

Today is Ganesha

Immersion. He will be late.

He'll be here in two minutes.

Two minutes-two minutes?

Or 30 minutes-two minutes?

We'll wait.

- Huh? - Huh?

Till the manager comes.

If he doesn't come

in 15, you're dead!

It's a one-way street.

It's one-way!

Step out. Show me your license!

I'm only doing this for friendship.

I don't care about

money these days.

Right. Why don't you

donate all your money then?

I will do just that!

I don't want this money!

Then why don't we reduce

your share to zero?!

Do whatever you want.

Sh*t, yaar!

I have to go home and

rethink my whole life!

- Two more minutes please...

- Two more minutes again?!

Hey, Uncle! Where are you

going? The bank is closed!

Why is it closed?

It's open today!

I tell you it's a bank

holiday! Go home!

What bank holiday? Why?

Uncle, it's Ganesh Immersion day!

It's a national holiday in Mumbai!

I know it's Immersion Day, but I

checked. The bank is open today!

Who is it, man?

Some old man... He's not leaving!

That f***er Tipu! Why

didn't he stop him?

Don't know what the

hell he's doing outside!

You know what, let'sjust wait

here. He'll leave on his own!

You moron! Where are you going?!

He'll get us killed!

Hey, Uncle! Can't you

see the bank is closed?

That's what I'm asking...

Why is it closed today?!

Come on, head to the bathroom!

- Move it!

Rascals! They took

away my brand new phone!

I shouldn't have come

to the bank today!

I deposit 1,000 rupees

every month here as SIP.

You think it's all gone?

Gone! Yourmoney's gone!

Final two minutes, please!

That's it. I've had

enough of yournonsense!

You're dead meat.

He's here!

Move it!

- Yeah, move it!

Open it!

Open it!

There's shitloads here!

Take it all out!

We won the lottery!

Didn't anyone call the cops?

No, they took away all our

phones! How can we call?

Really?

They didn't take mine!

Hello Ma? The police station

number... Yes, the police!

No, Mother, why would I call

you ifI knew the number?!

Tilak! See!

Have you ever seen this much money!

Come on, come on, let's go!

No one move till we leave.

- Come on, let's go!

If anyone tells the cops, you

want to see what I'll do to you?

What the hell! Have you lost it?

Come on, let's leave!

- Oh my god, Tilak!

People will start

coming in, let's go!

Let's go. The cops are coming...

There, there!

They're the robbers!

I'll call the ambulance.

Put the money in the vault first.

Take him to the

hospital right away.

Open the door! Is

anybody out there?

Please, sir. Don't shoot us, sir.

We didn't do it on purpose.

We have nothing. We

had to do that to survive.

You want yourmoney back?

Calm down, sir. We'll

bring it right away!

You've really come to kill us?

If you do, you won't

get away with it!

Here you go, sir.

It's all in there, sir.

Count it if you want.

Motherf!.

I'm gonna kill the bastard!

Get the guns! Bring me the guns!

...what other business yields

returns as quickly as cricket?!

You are ash, you are fire.

I'll arrange for the money

as soon as possible, sir.

''You can harm yourself,

you can safeguard yourself.''

You alone decide your outcome.

''You are connected

with the universe,''

''why this disconnect

with yourself?.''

''Realize now... God

lies within you!''

Realize now... In chaos lies peace!

Realize now... In

destruction, lies passion!

Sawan, what happened?!

What did he say?

Oh, you didn't give him the money?!

What are we gonna do with it?!

- Why aren't you saying anything?

- Come,

let's go practice.

Yes, the protest is

in full swing now.

Haven't you guys had your

breakfast? Shout louder!

Down with Vasant Kamble!!

I'm not kidding! I'll set

myself on fire! I'm serious!

Hail Maharashtra!

I am not kidding, you bastard!

Come out right now!!

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