Shrek Forever After Page #2

Rumpelstiltskin:
EVER--

He ripped off that page, getting to the final one with Shrek and Fiona riding a unicorn, while Pinocchio waved a wand, Donkey ran with his kids, the Three Little Pigs, the Three Blind Mice, Puss and Gingy riding down rainbows, and the ogre babies riding a cloud.

Rumpelstiltskin:
AFTER!!!

He ripped out that as well, and fumed while clenching the page in fist. He was shown to be reading the book in a library. Then, Pinocchio, wearing an apron, appeared and saw what he was doing.

Pinocchio:
Sir? You’re gonna have to pay for that.

He quickly realized he ripped a book that didn't belong to him, as he turned to the wooden puppet.

Rumpelstiltskin:
(stutters) M-m-maybe we could make a deal for it, little boy?

Pinocchio:
Oh, I’m not a real boy.

Rumpelstiltskin:
(smirks) Do you want to be?

The next thing you know, Rumpelstiltskin was booted out of the library by Pinocchio, screaming as he face-planted into the dirty sidewalk.

Pinocchio:
Nobody needs your deals anymore, Grumpel Stinkypants!

He shut the door as the coughing former deal maker looked at the final page of the book and picked it up, looking at it with anger.

Rumpelstiltskin:
(darkly) I wish that ogre was never born!

In the certain swamp home of our ogre hero, another day was beginning as we see the same "Beware of Ogres" sign, now with the pictures of the ogre baby triplets added, and a swing set and small slide were added in the yard. Inside the home, Shrek and Fiona were asleep in their bed until awakened by a squeaking noise. They looked and saw their babies at the foot of the bed, with Felicia squeaking a squeaky toy.

Felicia:
Wake up, Daddy, wake up!

Fiona:
Good morning.

Shrek:
Good morning to you too.

The ogres kissed.

After getting up and dressed, Shrek was in his arm-chair with his kids, each drinking swamp juice from their own sippy cup, and each gave a small belch.

Fiona:
(passes by) Better out than in.

Shrek:
(chuckles) That’s MY line.

A bit later, Shrek brought Fergus over to the changing table.

Shrek:
Did my little Fergus make a…(jumps back) WHOA! (waves hand in front of face) Big, grownup ogre stink!

Some time after changing Fergus, Shrek went outside with the full rotten diaper, heading to the diaper pale.

Shrek:
Oh, that’s diabolical!

He dumped it in, and then he took a newspaper, heading to the outhouse. At this time, a bus-sized chariot known as the "Star Tours Chariot" appeared, with a tour guide and tourists here to see the famous ogre.

Tour Guide:
(through megaphone) And on your left, the lovable lug that showed us you don’t have to change your undies to change the world!

The ogre gave an annoyed look before closing the door to the outhouse.

Tour Guide:
(through megaphone) I wonder what Shrek’s up to in there.

Next, Shrek was trying to fit a little shoe onto Farkle's foot, with Farkle moving his little legs around, and was having trouble trying to put it on.

Shrek:
Get in there. Get…it's impossible to put on!

Fiona then showed up and thought she would help. So she placed it on her son's foot.

Fiona:
Okay, (begins tying) the dragon goes under the bridge, through the loop, and finally, into the castle.

The parents then blew on their baby's cheeks. A bit later, Shrek thought he'd have some time to himself so he sat in his armchair with a glass of eyeball-tini in his hand, and just when he was about to sip it, a certain donkey popped his head through the window.

Donkey:
Play date!

The startled ogre yelped as he fell back. Then Donkey and his kids came in to spend time with Shrek and his family.

Donkey:
(singing) Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall All you've got to do is call!

That night, at dinner, Puss flipped in the air and landed on the dinner table, finishing a story being told to the kids.

Puss:
Then Shrek kissed the Princess. She turned into a beautiful ogre and they lived…

Donkey:
Happily…

Fiona:
Ever…

Shrek:
After.

The kids all jumped and cheered. After the guests left and the triplets were put to sleep, Shrek took some dishes from the table and headed to where Fiona was washing some dishes at the sink next to the window. Fiona then saw a star whizzing by.

Fiona:
Look! A shooting star!

She closed her eyes, scrunched up her nose and crossed her fingers.

Shrek:
So, what did you wish for?

Fiona:
That every day could be like this one.

Shrek:
Come here, you.

The two then embraced and kissed, while Puss sat on the side of the window, playing a guitar as he sang a tender song.

Puss:
(singing) One love One heart Let's get together and feel alright

The next morning, Shrek was awakened the same way he was yesterday: by the squeaking of his kids' squeaky toy.

Felicia:
Morning, Daddy.

Fiona:
Morning.

So, the events from yesterday began to happen again, starting with Shrek burping his babies. The boys belched, but Felicia broke wind.

Fiona:
(passes by) Better out than in.

Next, it was changing time.

Shrek:
Did my little Fergus make a…

Before he could finish, a fountain of fluid sprayed at his face and even got into his mouth, but thankfully, it was coming from a goldfish Fergus squirted water from as he giggled.

Shrek:
(takes the fish) Cute. Real cute.

He took the fish and dropped it back in the goldfish bowl. Then, after taking the diaper to the pail outside, he went to the outhouse with the tourist chariot arriving again, to his annoyance.

Tour Guide:
(through megaphone) This lovable lug taught us you don’t have to change your undies to change the world!

He slammed the door. Later, he hoped to have some alone time and drink his eyeball-tini in his armchair, but Donkey showed up again.

Donkey:
Play date!

He and his kids barged in, and as he sang, the dronkeys flew around, chasing the giggling ogre babies.

Then, Shrek decided to relax in the mud pit outside, but suddenly Fiona came outside.

Fiona:
(calls out) Shrek! The outhouse is clogged up!

Shrek's eyes widened.

That night, the story that was told at dinner the previous night was told again.

Puss:
She turned into a beautiful ogre and they lived…

Donkey:
Happily…

Fiona:
Ever…

Shrek:
(confused) After?

Then the routine happened again with Shrek being woken up by his babies and the squeaky toy, and this time, the triplets were in the bed between the parents, with Farkle pounding Shrek, who looked like he barely got any sleep.

Felicia:
Daddy, get up!

Fergus:
Morning.

Next, it was time for burping. All three burped, one by one, but then broke wind simultaneously.

Fiona:
(passes by) Better out than in.

After Shrek tossed the diaper away, the tourists visited yet again.

Tour Guide:
(through megaphone) This lovable lug…

Shrek slammed the door of the outhouse. Then Donkey barged in through the door with his kids flapping in.

Donkey:
(excitedly) PLAY DATE!

Shrek:
(gets knocked over) No!

The Dronkeys floated while carrying the babies, with some fussing. Then, as Shrek, with a towel around himself, tried to get to the mud pit for some relaxation, Fiona called out again.

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